Amazon delivery - gone to the dogs? Page 42

  • MrWonderstuff 21 May 2018 16:57:50 2,944 posts
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    Just had the dreaded 'delivered to resident' message on my account - I assume it's a neighbour but which out of the 20 is it?!. The fact that Amazon cannot be arsed to let the recipient know whom or where they have left it makes me want to not bother with them. Their support was fine - yes £5 promotion vouncher thing and a promise to call me tomorrow to see if I have it or sort a refund is all ok but the leaving a message is the simplest of things to do (whether on a card or on my account). If the Royal Mail can do it why can't they?

    Edited by MrWonderstuff at 16:59:53 21-05-2018
  • b-rk 28 Jul 2018 16:51:04 925 posts
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    Ah fuck, I just received an email saying they couldnít delivery my thing (Iím elsewhere) but I canít change the delivery address? Itís my own fault I guess but they have the different addresses I use so why canít I change it now. 🧐
  • BigOrkWaaagh 28 Jul 2018 17:43:49 8,667 posts
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    b-rk wrote:
    Ah fuck, I just received an email saying they couldnít delivery my thing (Iím elsewhere) but I canít change the delivery address? Itís my own fault I guess but they have the different addresses I use so why canít I change it now. 🧐
    Because the sticker is already on the packet and that's exactly what a nefarious hax0r would do, probably.
  • b-rk 28 Jul 2018 17:56:02 925 posts
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    Ah ok. Well Iíll have to cancel and reorder the thing.
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  • AboutHalfaStevas 28 Jul 2018 20:11:51 1,694 posts
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    Ordered, erm, "several" whiskies during prime day and, yeah, I know I fucked up not realising they needed me (and just me, apparently) to sign for them all, but fuck me has it been painful.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 29 Jul 2018 09:15:02 5,825 posts
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    @AboutHalfaStevas About a year ago, I ordered some non-alcoholic mixers from Amazon. Although clearly intended for making cocktails, they contained no alcohol themselves.

    Amazon still insisted on the "you must be present to accept this parcel in person because it contains alcohol" rigmarole, despite me ringing them up and talking customer service over the phone through the part of the product description on their own site which said "THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT CONTAIN ALCOHOL".
  • b-rk 2 Aug 2018 12:26:49 925 posts
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    checked my orders, says item arriving today, go to track package, says arriving tomorrow. why.
  • nudistpete 2 Aug 2018 13:13:24 670 posts
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    My wife ordered something - on Monday we had a docket from Amazon logistics pushed through the door with the day's date on it and "Behind bin" written on it.

    Nothing behind or inside the bins. "Handed to resident" on the online tracker.

    As she's on the phone to Amazon - the Amazon deliveryman arrives in his white van and delivers the package that was supposedly left behind the bin earlier.

    I'm still confused.
  • nickthegun 2 Aug 2018 13:21:04 77,813 posts
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    Yeah, we had the week leading up to my daughter's birthday. We had a third more orange slips than we had packages.
  • Load_2.0 2 Aug 2018 13:23:42 29,323 posts
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    Your wife is having an affair.
  • nickthegun 2 Aug 2018 13:24:36 77,813 posts
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    And my prime sub is just facilitating it.... what a cuck..
  • Jono62 2 Aug 2018 13:27:46 22,202 posts
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    Hermes delivered a package for me. I wasn't home but it said delivered to neighbour. Missus gets home and takes photo of it 'delivered to the neighbour'. They put a card through the door to say it's on your porch. No shit.

    Edited by Jono62 at 13:33:13 02-08-2018
  • Vortex808 2 Aug 2018 14:12:53 13,181 posts
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    Well hidden!
  • fontgeeksogood 2 Aug 2018 14:42:58 6,047 posts
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    Hopefully it's a new camera, the potato you're using at the moment isn't very sharp
  • askew 2 Aug 2018 22:40:25 19,092 posts
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    My order tomorrow is coming via DPD 😮 I thought it was private couriers all the way.
  • b-rk 3 Aug 2018 11:23:28 925 posts
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    had alert on phone saying a delay to my item. now says august 2-8th but it's out for delivery? fucking what? jesus christ.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 3 Aug 2018 11:24:51 19,735 posts
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    GOOD LAWD. I would probably alert the FBI.
  • b-rk 17 Aug 2018 08:42:45 925 posts
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    Get an alert saying my item is 8 stops away (see where it is on the map!) tap to see where it is on the fuckin map, it isn't out for delivery yet.

    ?

    Fucking Hell, Amazon.
  • monkehhh 17 Aug 2018 08:58:33 5,092 posts
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    I think you need to stop using Amazon.
  • BigOrkWaaagh 17 Aug 2018 09:02:44 8,667 posts
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    I had a report saying my item was 5 stops away at about 9am yesterday, it ultimately arrived at 4pm.
  • mothercruncher 17 Aug 2018 09:03:14 16,198 posts
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    Their "prime" delivery is bollocks, their non-prime delivery even bollocksier and I can usually find that same thing on eBay cheaper. Haven't used Amazon for a year now.
  • b-rk 17 Aug 2018 09:03:59 925 posts
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    Why. What? No. I use Argos when I can
    now but I still need things from Amazon.

    Edit

    @monkey

    Edited by b-rk at 09:04:47 17-08-2018
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