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Deleted user 20 January 2012 16:47:34

Fatiguez wrote:
If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would punch Piers Morgan with both fists

Where would you put the gun?

BinaryBob101 20 Jan 2012 16:47:39 26,520 posts
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It is pretty exclusive. Booked up solid most of the time.

Fatiguez 20 Jan 2012 16:51:12 8,883 posts
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Madder-Max wrote:

Fatiguez wrote:
If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would punch Piers Morgan with both fists
Where would you put the gun?

I would sellotape it to my fist and gunpunch Piers Morgan

Deleted user 20 January 2012 17:05:44

LaFlamaBlanca wrote:

Fatiguez wrote:

Madder-Max wrote:

Fatiguez wrote:
If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would punch Piers Morgan with both fists
Where would you put the gun?
I would sellotape it to my fist and gunpunch Piers Morgan
I would pay money to watch that

me too

Deleted user 20 January 2012 17:57:06

My sister has just informed me that I am Mark Wahlberg.

This means:
1/ I could have saved United Airlines flight 93 from being hijacked
2/ I must punch myself in the face, until it looks like mince.

Psychotext 20 Jan 2012 18:03:14 62,872 posts
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I suspect she might be talking about your penchant for wearing hollow strap on cocks in front of the mirror.

Deleted user 20 January 2012 18:12:37

Oh! The cheeky bint, she was wrong: I'm Brian Blessed.

Slint1000 20 Jan 2012 18:19:27 3,110 posts
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Fatiguez wrote:

Madder-Max wrote:

Fatiguez wrote:
If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would punch Piers Morgan with both fists
Where would you put the gun?
I would sellotape it to my fist and gunpunch Piers Morgan

This has to be post of the day

Edit: Which I would add to the POTD thread if I could find the damn thing

Edited by Slint1000 at 18:21:31 20-01-2012

mrpon 23 May 2012 10:13:40 34,300 posts
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mrpon 23 May 2012 10:14:31 34,300 posts
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2,4,1,3,2,2,2,2.

nickthegun 23 May 2012 10:19:43 73,331 posts
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Who the fuck are they and what the hell have they done to uma thurmans grandma?

TheSaint 23 May 2012 10:22:31 17,650 posts
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I bet that photo was taken with an IPad.

sport 23 May 2012 10:28:32 14,224 posts
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TheSaint wrote:
I bet that photo was taken with an IPad.

Bit too mainstream for that.

nickthegun 23 May 2012 10:31:25 73,331 posts
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Yeah. A vintage box brownie fo sho

MetalDog 23 May 2012 10:36:48 24,080 posts
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I think the first page answer of 'The Cabinet' is always going to be a safe place to wish our fists.

billythekid 23 May 2012 10:50:53 12,196 posts
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I'd like to punch the cunt across the road who thinks it's fine to be having a bonfire right now when everyone has their windows open because it's warm.
What a massive cunt.

Jeepers 23 May 2012 10:53:25 16,515 posts
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I'd like to punch three of my work colleagues. Who, interestingly, are all fat. Coincidence?

Ziz0u 23 May 2012 10:59:17 11,006 posts
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No. Fat people are cunts.

Trafford 23 May 2012 11:11:56 8,012 posts
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I'd like to punch myself for firing up Diablo3 rather than mowing the lawn.

localnotail 23 May 2012 13:45:07 23,072 posts
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I'd like to punch the sun for being too hot. Damn you Sol. Damn you to hell.

billythekid 23 May 2012 13:47:38 12,196 posts
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2 days of sunshine!!!!!! It's not even that hot >

Deleted user 23 May 2012 13:52:12

It might be for anyone that's pregnant.

You aren't pregnant are you Local?

localnotail 23 May 2012 13:57:10 23,072 posts
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I said I'd like to, I didn't say I was going to. Honestly, you are so literal, you Gaydoglord.

Gartt 23 May 2012 13:57:25 1,923 posts
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id like to punch the armed cunts who robbbed our shop whilst I was working last night, a hammer to the testicles wouldnt go amiss either.

nickthegun 23 May 2012 13:58:23 73,331 posts
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There arent really any people I would like to punch but there are plenty of people I would like to slap like a bitch.

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