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  • twelveways 20 Dec 2006 21:57:59 7,131 posts
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    Evil,

    Bethnal Green for double points!

    /smug
  • ilmaestro 20 Dec 2006 21:58:31 32,932 posts
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    Moorooduc.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2006 21:58:53
    Oh, you bastard. Bethnal's my penalty station.

    I'll twist my joker play and move to Oxford Circus.
  • silentbob 20 Dec 2006 21:59:03 29,527 posts
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    It used to worry me that I enjoyed certain Radio 4 panel games so much. This thread makes me feel better.
  • NewYork 20 Dec 2006 21:59:46 24,807 posts
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    Whizzo wrote:
    Gremmi wrote:
    Hank Hill variant was outlawed after all those people died.
    Plus people were overusing the "Boomhauer Effect" and making the game unintelligible.
    Still, they were the rules of men.

    Not like these pansy "Higgenbottom" rules you all come with.
  • phAge 20 Dec 2006 22:00:17 25,487 posts
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    twelveways wrote:
    Evil,

    Bethnal Green for double points!

    /smug
    Nooooo!!! I can't believe you just did that! Now Gremmi will have this game locked down in 3!
  • ilmaestro 20 Dec 2006 22:00:39 32,932 posts
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    silentbob wrote:
    It used to worry me that I enjoyed certain Radio 4 panel games so much. This thread makes me feel better.
    This is a real game.

    You have earned one Penalty Nut.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2006 22:01:47
    phAge wrote:
    twelveways wrote:
    Evil,

    Bethnal Green for double points!

    /smug
    Nooooo!!! I can't believe you just did that! Now Gremmi will have this game locked down in 3!

    ....

    Curses! Why did I not see that one? Damn you, joker play!
  • phAge 20 Dec 2006 22:02:45 25,487 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    phAge wrote:
    twelveways wrote:
    Evil,

    Bethnal Green for double points!

    /smug
    Nooooo!!! I can't believe you just did that! Now Gremmi will have this game locked down in 3!

    ....

    Curses! Why did I not see that one? Damn you, joker play!
    ¨
    LOL - n00b! At least now you know what Liebermann felt like in the 1976 finals, eh? ;)
  • terminalterror 20 Dec 2006 22:02:53 18,932 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    phAge wrote:
    twelveways wrote:
    Evil,

    Bethnal Green for double points!

    /smug
    Nooooo!!! I can't believe you just did that! Now Gremmi will have this game locked down in 3!

    ....

    Curses! Why did I not see that one? Damn you, joker play!

    Oooh, you'll not be living that one down for a while.
  • djchump 20 Dec 2006 22:04:37 4,463 posts
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    I still see a mate in 2, so to block I'll shift play to Marble Arch and enforfce Parker's 2nd principle.
  • DFective 20 Dec 2006 22:06:58 2,013 posts
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    http://www.amazonsystems.co.uk/data/morn.htm

    I won, somehow.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2006 22:09:59
    With Parker's 2nd Principle in play, you cannot go directly to Mornington Crescent without at least a night's layover in no less than a 3 star hotel.
  • haywire 20 Dec 2006 22:14:28 86 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    With Parker's 2nd Principle in play, you cannot go directly to Mornington Crescent without at least a night's layover in no less than a 3 star hotel.

    unless of course you play the Baker Street wildcard in which case you can progress to Mornington Crescent if you have five propositions from skanky East European hookers in your travel card wallet.
  • Carlo 20 Dec 2006 22:15:35 21,801 posts
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    /takes a very long piece of string, ties it at a lamp-post outside Old Street Station then gets a bus to tottenham Swan and ties the other end to the pub on the corner of Phillip Lane.

    I think you're surrounded

    Edited by Carlo at 22:16:16 20-12-2006
  • phAge 20 Dec 2006 22:15:45 25,487 posts
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    DFective is a fucking CHEAT. I say we return to the Williams 2nd ed. rules and pelt him with fox eyes 'till he cancels his last move.
  • NewYork 20 Dec 2006 22:17:22 24,807 posts
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    Get a room, you gayers.
  • haywire 20 Dec 2006 22:18:47 86 posts
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    /plays trump Old Street card activated by being called a 'gayer'
  • Deleted user 20 December 2006 22:29:57
    Watch the sass, Captain Sassypants.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2006 22:34:46
    phAge wrote:
    DFective is a fucking CHEAT. I say we return to the Williams 2nd ed. rules and pelt him with fox eyes 'till he cancels his last move.

    Why bother? Just call a reverse on Tooting Bec and he'll be knackered. He'll think twice about doing it again and he wouldn't have done it in the first place if he'd seen the Hargreaves and Mortensen play-off at Leicester Haymarket back in 84. The twat.
  • PiD 20 Dec 2006 22:37:04 3,564 posts
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    Kings Cross.... Thameslink :o

    *looks confused*
  • DFective 20 Dec 2006 22:37:41 2,013 posts
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    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
  • djchump 20 Dec 2006 22:41:27 4,463 posts
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    PiD wrote:
    Kings Cross.... Thameslink :o

    *looks confused*
    Whizzo already called King's Cross on page 1 - you're in Spoon now :-P
    Only way out is through Aldwych, and you risk getting Welly to south of the river on a 9.

    pwnt!
  • DFective 20 Dec 2006 22:42:55 2,013 posts
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    TAXI!

    /bored
  • PiD 20 Dec 2006 22:43:48 3,564 posts
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    djchump wrote:
    PiD wrote:
    Kings Cross.... Thameslink :o

    *looks confused*
    Whizzo already called King's Cross on page 1 - you're in Spoon now :-P
    Only way out is through Aldwych, and you risk getting Welly to south of the river on a 9.

    pwnt!

    Ahah! But Thameslink is a completely seperate station and can be used as part of the Churchillian Underpass manouvre..

    *nods*
  • phAge 20 Dec 2006 23:01:23 25,487 posts
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    PiD wrote:
    djchump wrote:
    PiD wrote:
    Kings Cross.... Thameslink :o

    *looks confused*
    Whizzo already called King's Cross on page 1 - you're in Spoon now :-P
    Only way out is through Aldwych, and you risk getting Welly to south of the river on a 9.

    pwnt!

    Ahah! But Thameslink is a completely seperate station and can be used as part of the Churchillian Underpass manouvre..

    *nods*
    Its also in the 1st Booster Pack, along with Shadwell, Wapping, Rotherhithe and Surrey Quays, and thus NOT a part of the current deck. Minus 3 points, and a 2-turn stay in Canary Wharf for you m'lad.
  • haywire 20 Dec 2006 23:02:11 86 posts
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    PiD wrote:
    djchump wrote:
    PiD wrote:
    Kings Cross.... Thameslink :o

    *looks confused*
    Whizzo already called King's Cross on page 1 - you're in Spoon now :-P
    Only way out is through Aldwych, and you risk getting Welly to south of the river on a 9.

    pwnt!

    Ahah! But Thameslink is a completely seperate station and can be used as part of the Churchillian Underpass manouvre..

    *nods*

    unless countered with a gypsy woman with child singing on the central line to bond street. then you'd need a heathrow express pin to recover.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2006 23:02:23
    phAge wrote:
    PiD wrote:
    djchump wrote:
    PiD wrote:
    Kings Cross.... Thameslink :o

    *looks confused*
    Whizzo already called King's Cross on page 1 - you're in Spoon now :-P
    Only way out is through Aldwych, and you risk getting Welly to south of the river on a 9.

    pwnt!

    Ahah! But Thameslink is a completely seperate station and can be used as part of the Churchillian Underpass manouvre..

    *nods*
    Its also in the 1st Booster Pack, along with Shadwell, Wapping, Rotherhithe and Surrey Quays, and thus NOT a part of the current deck. Minus 3 points, and a 2-turn stay in Canary Wharf for you m'lad.

    In which case, I can withdraw my joker play and go directly to..

    Mornington Crescent.

    /wipes brow
  • phAge 20 Dec 2006 23:03:40 25,487 posts
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    Fuck.
  • dgb 20 Dec 2006 23:04:47 657 posts
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    haywire wrote:
    PiD wrote:
    djchump wrote:
    PiD wrote:
    Kings Cross.... Thameslink :o

    *looks confused*
    Whizzo already called King's Cross on page 1 - you're in Spoon now :-P
    Only way out is through Aldwych, and you risk getting Welly to south of the river on a 9.

    pwnt!

    Ahah! But Thameslink is a completely seperate station and can be used as part of the Churchillian Underpass manouvre..

    *nods*

    unless countered with a gypsy woman with child singing on the central line to bond street. then you'd need a heathrow express pin to recover.

    You've taken that too far.
    Docked.

    Regents Street.
    C'mon!
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