The Official Celebrity Big Brother 2007 Thread (haters welcome!) Page 14

  • Deleted user 19 January 2007 13:18:35
    Can somebody in the house PLEASE call Jermaine a jungle bunny?

    Bear with me.

    See, while this has been going on, nothing bad has happened in the world! Well, I haven't seen anything in the tabloids, anyway.

    Racism can eradicate poverty, murder and war. Call a spade a spade today, and help world peace.

    Edited by PES_Fanboy at 13:21:02 19-01-2007
  • KTM 19 Jan 2007 13:21:58 1,674 posts
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    Was it on here that someone said the quote by Gordon Ramsay?

    "He's not afraid to call a spade a f*****g C**T"

    Genius!
  • MetalDog 19 Jan 2007 13:22:02 24,076 posts
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    KTM wrote:
    She has a right to be a snob. She is actually a highlist celebrity. The others in the house are nothing in the scheme of things.

    A mate of mine had a brilliant idea a few weeks back. We were watching Michael Jackson swanning about in front of a screaming crowd and he said,

    "They should hire someone to stand behind all these celebrities and whisper in their ear from time to time; 'you just sing songs'."
  • NewYork 19 Jan 2007 13:46:31 24,807 posts
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  • NewYork 19 Jan 2007 13:47:54 24,807 posts
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    KTM wrote:
    I've had a thought, this Shilpa is obviously a big celebrity in India and is adored by a shit load of people in her home country and bollywood fans over here. Jade Goody however is adored by no-one from any country and hated by most of the people in her home country.

    Shilpa should just look her in the eyes and say:

    "Fuck off little girl, you mean nothing to me. I place no value on anything that comes out of your mouth and as such do not give a fuck what shit you are spouting from one moment to the next. I'm more famous, have more money, actually have talent and I'm beautiful. What the fuck have you got you snot-faced, pug-nosed gargoyle? No one likes you, go home. "

    Then it'd be done and dusted.
    I think the "this is your claim to fame" line covered it nicely \o/
  • jellyhead 19 Jan 2007 13:59:19 24,355 posts
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    List of people who don't know who NewYork is:

    Fluffy
  • jellyhead 19 Jan 2007 14:08:32 24,355 posts
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    Class, furbs. :)
    I just love the way that "List of people who blah blah blah" is like a meme for York/NewYork. :)

    Edited by jellyhead at 14:09:53 19-01-2007
  • jellyhead 19 Jan 2007 14:20:38 24,355 posts
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    He's also been named twice, he's that good.
  • NewYork 19 Jan 2007 15:08:04 24,807 posts
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    Yeah, I kinda came back by accident. :s

    And, now that I've blown my one chance to say I'm leaving the forum and have people believe me, I think I will stick around - but I'll have to stay out of any battles with trolls for my own sanity. \o/
  • THFourteen 19 Jan 2007 15:11:06 54,987 posts
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    c*nt.


    sorry i just can't do it!
  • psychokitten Moderator 19 Jan 2007 16:00:15 7,795 posts
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    KTM wrote:
    Shilpa should just look her in the eyes and say:

    "Fuck off little girl, you mean nothing to me. I place no value on anything that comes out of your mouth and as such do not give a fuck what shit you are spouting from one moment to the next. I'm more famous, have more money, actually have talent and I'm beautiful. What the fuck have you got you snot-faced, pug-nosed gargoyle? No one likes you, go home. "

    Then it'd be done and dusted.

    That wouldn't work. Too many big words, Jade would just go "What does that mean?".
  • JediMasterMalik 19 Jan 2007 16:20:56 11,820 posts
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    NewYork wrote:
    KTM wrote:
    I've had a thought, this Shilpa is obviously a big celebrity in India and is adored by a shit load of people in her home country and bollywood fans over here. Jade Goody however is adored by no-one from any country and hated by most of the people in her home country.

    Shilpa should just look her in the eyes and say:

    "Fuck off little girl, you mean nothing to me. I place no value on anything that comes out of your mouth and as such do not give a fuck what shit you are spouting from one moment to the next. I'm more famous, have more money, actually have talent and I'm beautiful. What the fuck have you got you snot-faced, pug-nosed gargoyle? No one likes you, go home. "

    Then it'd be done and dusted.
    I think the "this is your claim to fame" line covered it nicely \o/

    Saw that on youtube, brilliant. =D
  • DaM 19 Jan 2007 16:28:00 17,729 posts
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    JediMasterMalik wrote:
    NewYork wrote:
    KTM wrote:
    I've had a thought, this Shilpa is obviously a big celebrity in India and is adored by a shit load of people in her home country and bollywood fans over here. Jade Goody however is adored by no-one from any country and hated by most of the people in her home country.

    Shilpa should just look her in the eyes and say:

    "Fuck off little girl, you mean nothing to me. I place no value on anything that comes out of your mouth and as such do not give a fuck what shit you are spouting from one moment to the next. I'm more famous, have more money, actually have talent and I'm beautiful. What the fuck have you got you snot-faced, pug-nosed gargoyle? No one likes you, go home. "

    Then it'd be done and dusted.
    I think the "this is your claim to fame" line covered it nicely \o/

    Saw that on youtube, brilliant. =D

    But Jade is under the impression that the "this" Shilpa was referring to, was the argument they had just had.....

    Looking forward to tonight's interview....!
  • Psychotext 19 Jan 2007 16:30:55 70,652 posts
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    They still broadcasting this shit?

    /smashes up sky box just in case
    /rips antennae off the roof
    /kicks next door's dog just because
  • JediMasterMalik 19 Jan 2007 16:31:40 11,820 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    JediMasterMalik wrote:
    NewYork wrote:
    KTM wrote:
    I've had a thought, this Shilpa is obviously a big celebrity in India and is adored by a shit load of people in her home country and bollywood fans over here. Jade Goody however is adored by no-one from any country and hated by most of the people in her home country.

    Shilpa should just look her in the eyes and say:

    "Fuck off little girl, you mean nothing to me. I place no value on anything that comes out of your mouth and as such do not give a fuck what shit you are spouting from one moment to the next. I'm more famous, have more money, actually have talent and I'm beautiful. What the fuck have you got you snot-faced, pug-nosed gargoyle? No one likes you, go home. "

    Then it'd be done and dusted.
    I think the "this is your claim to fame" line covered it nicely \o/

    Saw that on youtube, brilliant. =D

    But Jade is under the impression that the "this" Shilpa was referring to, was the argument they had just had.....

    Really? Could she be any thicker?
  • fergal_oc 19 Jan 2007 16:41:02 2,764 posts
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    yes she really is that thick - and wow didn't shilpa look hot when she said it :)
  • NewYork 19 Jan 2007 16:53:47 24,807 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    JediMasterMalik wrote:
    NewYork wrote:
    KTM wrote:
    I've had a thought, this Shilpa is obviously a big celebrity in India and is adored by a shit load of people in her home country and bollywood fans over here. Jade Goody however is adored by no-one from any country and hated by most of the people in her home country.

    Shilpa should just look her in the eyes and say:

    "Fuck off little girl, you mean nothing to me. I place no value on anything that comes out of your mouth and as such do not give a fuck what shit you are spouting from one moment to the next. I'm more famous, have more money, actually have talent and I'm beautiful. What the fuck have you got you snot-faced, pug-nosed gargoyle? No one likes you, go home. "

    Then it'd be done and dusted.
    I think the "this is your claim to fame" line covered it nicely \o/

    Saw that on youtube, brilliant. =D

    But Jade is under the impression that the "this" Shilpa was referring to, was the argument they had just had.....
    I know, that sucks.

    Best retort ever, and it was wasted. Still, I'm sure the Jade hating nation got a kick out of it.
  • jellyhead 19 Jan 2007 16:58:32 24,355 posts
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    Bombay TV for the comedy win!
    \0/
  • Deleted user 19 January 2007 17:03:01
    Psychotext wrote:
    /kicks next door's dog just because

    Jade is a next door dog
  • CitizenGeek 19 Jan 2007 17:16:42 3,491 posts
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    It's a shame Channel4 have stopped all spectators from taking part in the eviction. Jade deserves to be boo'd so badly. The fact her 'empire' is crumbling can only be good news. Anyone that speaks to another human being (I really don't think she was being racist - she is just ignorant and stupid and jumping at whatever sad insult she coudl find) that way deserves nothing better.
  • Dirtbox 19 Jan 2007 17:20:21 92,595 posts
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  • jellyhead 19 Jan 2007 17:21:45 24,355 posts
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    I don't know, it could be fun.
    I won't be watching but the thought of Jade ( or any of them ) leaving the house to the rapturous sound of the wind through tumbleweed is fantastic.

    Celebrity Big Brother eh?
    / Ry Cooder plays over loudspeakers
    / tumbleweed
  • NewYork 19 Jan 2007 20:16:02 24,807 posts
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    For what it's worth, the head of that anti bullying charity was on Five Live this morning to explain that Jade never was a spokesperson for the charity in the first place.
  • Deleted user 19 January 2007 20:34:56
    CitizenGeek wrote:
    It's a shame Channel4 have stopped all spectators from taking part in the eviction. Jade deserves to be boo'd so badly. The fact her 'empire' is crumbling can only be good news. Anyone that speaks to another human being (I really don't think she was being racist - she is just ignorant and stupid and jumping at whatever sad insult she coudl find) that way deserves nothing better.
    I've just turned it on SPECIFICALLY for this and am really pissed off.

    Without the audience booing, what's the fucking point? Davina won't ask Jade any tricky questions, and even if she does Jade doesn't have the brain power to answer them.

    Channel 4 wimped out BIG time, but then again, they've never had a housemate who, whether justified or not, has become an INTERNATIONAL FIGURE OF RACIAL HATRED.
  • NewYork 19 Jan 2007 20:36:37 24,807 posts
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    Owen-B wrote:
    INTERNATIONAL FIGURE OF RACIAL HATRED.
    Jade Goody. Doomsday clock. Coincidence? I think not.
  • Deleted user 19 January 2007 20:39:05
    Oh for fucks sake. Anyone watching this? They're airing a chat between Shilpa and Big Brother which hasn't in ANY way been rehearsed, oh no.

    BB: Shilpa - you implied that you felt Jade's attacks were racially motivated.

    Shilpa: I take that back. I don't think so any more. I would like to make it clear that I do not believe that Jade is racist.

    BB: Big Brother takes the welfare of its housemates very seriously and would not tolerate racist acts of any kind.

    Shilpa: Thank you but I don't believe they were racially motivated.



    Riiiiight, thanks for that, Channel 4. I wasn't sure, before, but now it's all okay.
  • eleven63 19 Jan 2007 20:41:59 3,052 posts
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    yep - its bollocks! "Hey look, everybody’s friends - what problem?
  • Micro_Explosion 19 Jan 2007 20:42:05 9,692 posts
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    How many more weeks of this shite is there? (Not watching btw just sick of it being everywhere).
  • nick303 19 Jan 2007 20:42:35 1,525 posts
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    They showed that yesterday. BB clearly had a chat with her before the actual diary room conversation. It did look very rehearsed.

    Edited by nick303 at 20:45:13 19-01-2007
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