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Your worst shag?
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Jeepers 16,616 posts
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Registered 16 years agocubbymoore wrote:
Can I answer for PES_Fanboy?
I heard the pony was somewhat disappointed as well. -
silentbob 29,527 posts
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Registered 19 years agocubbymoore wrote:
Technically that was his shag's shag.
Can I answer for PES_Fanboy? -
spindizzy 7,755 posts
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Registered 17 years agoBarclays bank manager. Actually we didn't fully make it to shag because we were both so drunk, but I'm going to claim it anyway. -
silentbob wrote:
Did York not send you the memo?
cubbymoore wrote:
Technically that was his shag's shag.
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caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRazz. -
T.G. 5,989 posts
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Registered 15 years ago10 years ago. She clearly wasn't ready for sex (despite me not being her first, and her being 21) but insisted I get on with the ugly business. Awful. Just fucking awful. Worst. Lay. Evar. :'( -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoPost deleted at 18:35:36 10-01-2007 -
I'm not going to be the first one here to say they've made someone cry during am I? -
CerealKey 2,860 posts
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Registered 19 years agoCraven, worst roll-up ever! -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoFurbs wrote:
Your mum/wife/dad/etc
ROFLCAKES
Um, dunno really...never really had a bad one, although I'm sure my partners would disagree.
My mum/wife/dad all said that you were awesome! \o/
edit: although my mum/wife/dad are all the same person. :s
Edited by caligari at 18:36:06 10-01-2007 -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoFurbs. -
My first one. Horrible carpet burns, half semid, girl not really wet, her huge brother sleeping in the next room, creaky as fuck broken bed, one ripped, one exploded condom and my mate chucking stones at the window shouting up asking "ARE YE DONE YET?" every 30 seconds. -
NewYork 24,807 posts
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Registered 15 years agosilentbob wrote:
People keep claiming this for some reason.
cubbymoore wrote:
Technically that was his shag's shag.
Can I answer for PES_Fanboy? -
Well, the very first one wasn't all that - nothing went wrong in particular, it was just a bit too awkward to be truly great.
I'll tell you more once I have shagged a second time. -
UncleLou wrote:
Well, the very first one wasn't all that - nothing went wrong in particular, it was just a bit too awkward to be truly great.
I'll tell you more once I have shagged a second time.
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoforeverafternothing wrote:
Odd, me too.
Furbs. -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agocubbymoore wrote:
I'm not going to be the first one here to say they've made someone cry during am I?
I only cried because of your foul-mouth -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoPsychotext wrote:
He gets around.
foreverafternothing wrote:
Odd, me too.
Furbs. -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agocubbymoore wrote:
O_o
I'm not going to be the first one here to say they've made someone cry during am I?
Please tell me it's cos you're hung like a donkey...
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoFurbs wrote:
When you look down afterwards and see your little soldier looking like that, I cant tell you what sort of panic goes through your mind.
MEDIC! MAN DOWN! -
Kostabi 5,926 posts
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Registered 16 years agoIt was a fat chick who decided she wanted to go on top. It wouldn't have been so bad but the bouncing up and down gave her belly a pendulum effect, I actually had to reach up and hold her floppy gut still. True story. 
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Psychotext wrote:
cubbymoore wrote:
O_o
I'm not going to be the first one here to say they've made someone cry during am I?
Please tell me it's cos you're hung like a donkey...
=D
Indeed, by the sound of it he carried on anyway..
"it's only a few tears... " lol -
megastar 17,238 posts
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Registered 16 years ago3 weeks ago
I was so pissed I feel asleep half way through while still "in" her.
dont think she'll be coming back for more -
I didn't notice till she turned around. -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoKostabi wrote:
It was a fat chick who decided she wanted to go on top. It wouldn't have been so bad but the bouncing up and down gave her belly a pendulum effect, I actually had to reach up and hold her floppy gut still. True story.
You had sex with Furbs too?! -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agomegastar wrote:
3 weeks ago
I was so pissed I feel asleep half way through while still "in" her.
dont think she'll be coming back for more.gif)
I did that once. Though there was no alcohol involved, so consequently (and rather unfortunately) no excuse other than tiredness and disinterest! =/ -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoOh, and in reality my worst was when a girl got rather vigorous on top and something went snap.
* tears in eyes *
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Psychotext wrote:
Oh, and in reality my worst was when a girl got rather vigorous on top and something went snap.
* tears in eyes *
Didn't work for two weeks... =(
Dude!
/winces
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I did that once. Though there was no alcohol involved, so consequently (and rather unfortunately) no excuse other than tiredness and disinterest! =/ Sometimes posts may contain links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.
