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Most embarrassing moment ever? • Page 8
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Lyingarden 364 posts
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terminalterror 18,932 posts
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoA prosthetic scrot? -
Indeed, doesn't go beyond the realms of possibility. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoThat'd be awesome! Make it hollow so you can smuggle diamonds in it! .gif)
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mrharvest 5,718 posts
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Registered 18 years agoRooney wrote:
Yeah, seriously. "It could have been worse."
Thanks, for some reason I am totally seeing the bright side of this....which is that (I'm told) that I can still have kids, and that I am not phased by having one less ball.
I'm usually such a doom and gloom type of person when bad things happen to me but this has been a sort of...awaking.
but I still want it back
Bit of a stopping moment this. -
Lyingarden 364 posts
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Registered 16 years agoInquisitor wrote:
If you don't like trick or treaters it's a blessing though...shouldn't be too many of them in the hospital
I thought you were suggesting he gives his ex-ball to a trick or treater. Then I read the next part. -
mrharvest 5,718 posts
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Registered 18 years agoLyingarden wrote:
Do you suppose they gave the nut to him in a jar? It would make an awesome conversation piece for the coffee table.
Inquisitor wrote:
I thought you were suggesting he gives his ex-ball to a trick or treater. Then I read the next part.
If you don't like trick or treaters it's a blessing though...shouldn't be too many of them in the hospital
"Yeah, that's my other ball. Do you want to see the other one?" -
This really takes the biscuit as most embarrassing moment ever.
Most people walked out of their slip ups with only a dented reputation and a nagging sense of shame, Rooney walks (crawls) away with one less ball. -
GitSomE_UK 1,206 posts
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Registered 17 years agoRooney wrote:
Thanks, for some reason I am totally seeing the bright side of this....which is that (I'm told) that I can still have kids, and that I am not phased by having one less ball.
I'm usually such a doom and gloom type of person when bad things happen to me but this has been a sort of...awaking.
but I still want it back
Dude, glad your better... I'm amazed I've never heard of someone doing that before! -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoWhat do you call a man with one ball?
Rooney.
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Answer me Razz, you're leaving me in the lurch here...sorry to derail from Rooneys tradgedy. -
Lyingarden 364 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMr Harvest wrote:
Lyingarden wrote:
Do you suppose they gave the nut to him in a jar? It would make an awesome conversation piece for the coffee table.
Inquisitor wrote:
I thought you were suggesting he gives his ex-ball to a trick or treater. Then I read the next part.
If you don't like trick or treaters it's a blessing though...shouldn't be too many of them in the hospital
"Yeah, that's my other ball. Do you want to see the other one?"
Reading this thread has made me feel better about having a toenail missing. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoAsk and you shall recieve -
Razz wrote:
Ask and you shall recieve
Very strange you should say this, someone else on the forum said this to me today, lead to some interesting debates later on I can say.
/Oh, and I sent you PMs -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoSYNTAX ERROR -
Oh cry me a river Hitler -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoOh! I used to push one of my testicles back into my pelvis during ilde play. I was always amazed when it found it's way back to my sack and popped out of nowhere back into it's sck. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI can't help it. I have a disease. -
GitSomE_UK 1,206 posts
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Registered 17 years agoRazz wrote:
Oh! I used to push one of my testicles back into my pelvis during ilde play. I was always amazed when it found it's way back to my sack and popped out of nowhere back into it's sck.
/steps forward
I too fiddle with my balls when watching telly etc. never potted them into the pelvis though. -
GuiltySpark 6,790 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI can't believe that not playing with my balls constantly can make me an outcast on this forum. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRooney wrote:
Well don't rush into a commitment like that without a little foresight or you might ball it up. Looking after a child isn't sackly easy you know. I have a friend that looks like a kiwi.
I've got to quickly inpregnate a girl before I somehow rip my other ball off....But somehow I think there's more chance of my old one growing back. -
Jesus, I thought my knife encounter was embarrassing. -
Bloodloss 4,497 posts
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Registered 14 years agoWow.
Just wow.
You friggin' broke your balls, but can still come happily over to your computer and report it to this forum.
Only on Eurogamer. -
Shit man. Let this be a warning to us all.
/takes hand off balls
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