The Official Partridge Quote Thread • Non-Gaming • General Non-gaming • Eurogamer.net

Deleted user 30 January 2007 11:50:09

Ooooh, ladyboys.

Deleted user 30 January 2007 11:50:33

God created Adam and Eve, he didn't create Adam and Steve.

You could say, I'm a homo-sceptic.

Dougs 30 Jan 2007 11:51:02 100,414 posts
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Do you smell gas?

Deleted user 30 January 2007 11:51:39

"Really you should have a hat hard on"

Deleted user 30 January 2007 11:52:30

Wings? Who are they?

Only the band the Beatles could've been.

Deleted user 30 January 2007 11:55:02

No Alan, you can't.

glaeken 30 Jan 2007 11:55:26 12,070 posts
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Smell my cheese you mother!!

TheSaint 30 Jan 2007 11:55:53 20,950 posts
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Stop getting Bond wrong.

octo 30 Jan 2007 11:56:15 980 posts
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Stick that in your cone tract.

Dr-Strangelove 30 Jan 2007 11:59:47 2,309 posts
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Kiss my face

Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:00:44

Monkey tennis?

(this thread has totally brightened my day; glad to see there are other Partridge-ites that memorize episodes)

Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:03:17

You sound like a Bond villain! Dr No........vocal chords.

Fat-Boy 30 Jan 2007 12:03:37 4,300 posts
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Manchester...Cotton and guns!

TheSaint 30 Jan 2007 12:03:41 20,950 posts
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If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.

Neodog 30 Jan 2007 12:03:55 304 posts
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DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!

DAAN! DAN! DAN!

nickthegun 30 Jan 2007 12:04:12 87,711 posts
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don't wanna get bogged down in this whole gay nest of vipers

Eat my goal!!

TWAT!! That was liquid football!

Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!

/sadly i wanted to narrow it down to quotes I actually use in everyday conversation....

Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:05:01

You don't know what water sports are?

I think we've established that fact...

nickthegun 30 Jan 2007 12:05:16 87,711 posts
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ACCESS TO DIXONS!!!!

Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:09:03

YES, it's an extender!

Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:09:04

The thing about Stephen Hawking, he is clear.

TheSaint 30 Jan 2007 12:10:30 20,950 posts
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Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think Sunday, bloody Sunday!

Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:10:59

If rumours are to be believed, Phil, you're back on the boddle....

richardiox 30 Jan 2007 12:14:07 10,099 posts
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"It's a little obvious, a bit too "petrolly"

"It was massive it was"

Partrdige FTW

Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:14:27

Ders more to Ireland dan dis!

malteaserhead 30 Jan 2007 12:15:18 13,443 posts
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"This is Radio Norwich, and that was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, because it doesn't quite fit with her blinkered view of the world. It's 4.37 a.m. and you're listening to 'Up with The Partridge'.."

nickthegun 30 Jan 2007 12:16:48 87,711 posts
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What are the properties of a goldfish?