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The Official Partridge Quote Thread • Page 3
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BillyBigDingDong 76 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"You could talk the hind-legs off a donkey. But your donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all the chemicals you put in their.... chips" -
Subquest 398 posts
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Subquest 398 posts
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Registered 18 years agoLynn: Do you want to tell Michael there's no smoking in the house...
Alan (to Michael): There's no smoking in the house.
Michael: Do you want to tell her whose house it is...
Alan (to Lynn): It's my house. -
Subquest 398 posts
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Registered 18 years agoCALM DOWN LYNN! Your suffering from minor women's whiplash! -
The_Foo_Fighter 724 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"She's with a presonal trainer now. He provides all her sexual... intercourse.
He drinks that yellow stuff in tins - he's an idiot."
"Knowing M.E., Knowing You" -
DocX 1,963 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI've seen big eared boys on farms. -
The_Foo_Fighter 724 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"How many sheep have you got?"
"I've got 100 sheep"
"Well I've got 104 friends" -
MrAmmons 54 posts
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Registered 16 years ago"I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays"
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"Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike!" -
Mr.Small 318 posts
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Registered 19 years agoI think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying "yes, there’s more to Ireland than this". A good slogan for the tourist board – "Dere’s more to Oireland dan dis."
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Beats 303 posts
Registered 15 years agoCan i just stop you there because you're boring me.. -
bivith 2,469 posts
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Registered 17 years agoJurassic Park! -
DocX 1,963 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRuddy hell! It's Soft Cell! -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSunday, bloody Sunday - really captures the frustration of a Sunday doesn't it? -
The_Foo_Fighter 724 posts
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Registered 15 years agoFluffyTucker wrote:
I'm seeing a lot of double entires in this thread! Read the whole thing first you monkeys
snigger... 'double entries'...
"Next we'll be talking to Norfolk's youngest farmer" -
BillyBigDingDong 76 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"That kissing sound wasn’t someone kissing me, or kissing a cock.... a cockerel i mean" -
andy-w 515 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThey're sex people lynn!! -
Beats 303 posts
Registered 15 years agoAnother fat slice of Thin Lizzy! -
Pinchy 842 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI should point out after several concerned listeners called in that her majesty the queen is not, in fact, dead. Unless she was taken in the night. -
Universal_Hamster 4,948 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThey wouldn't know a good onion idea if I hit them over the head with it and then ate the evidence. -
tombo 2,170 posts
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Registered 17 years agoBig fat shot of Directors Bitter! -
BillyBigDingDong 76 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"You're a big posh sod with plums in your mouth" -
Not the face! I've got to do a Vision Express commercial. -
Beats 303 posts
Registered 15 years ago(having sex) Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. -
Beats 303 posts
Registered 15 years agoYou work in a petrol station, Michael. It's not the Gulf War. Which ironically is like a large petrol station. -
No, I've got a better idea; why don't you shove it up YOUR arse!
Sue Cook's pulled out. -
Universal_Hamster 4,948 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYou ought to have a basic grasp of latin if youre working in Currys. -
The_Foo_Fighter 724 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"They're just deaf - they're not deaf offenders ae they?" -
DrPhil 694 posts
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Registered 16 years agooooo, its a good paper
Maybe your catchphrase should be, 'needles to say... I took drugs'
I can read you like a book, and not a very good book! Certainly no 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNab. -
- You're a man, I'm a woman...
- Thats a relief... your mind plays tricks.
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