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  • ChiefGB 19 Apr 2018 16:39:17 13,815 posts
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    Sounds like my wife
  • eleven63 19 Apr 2018 17:30:01 3,052 posts
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    Thanks for the advice.

    We have pet insurance, so will take him along for a check up incase there are physical issues.

    Anyway, now the weather has improved he is spending most of his time in the garden - less stress.
  • eleven63 19 Apr 2018 18:21:50 3,052 posts
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    @henro_ben Cheers - yes, he was in his own room for 2 weeks.
  • Dougs 19 Apr 2018 20:15:40 100,414 posts
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    I have 2. They must be the only fucking cats who shit on their own doorstep.
  • Deleted user 19 April 2018 20:17:21
    Dougs wrote:
    I have 2. They must be the only fucking cats who shit on their own doorstep.
    We used to have 2 cats that did that. I had to nail them to a tree to stop it happening.
  • Dougs 19 Apr 2018 20:23:13 100,414 posts
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    It's our fault. Last year we put down bark for the bit of the garden with the trampoline and sand pit (was previously pebbles). Which is clearly one great big litter tray. Neighbours cats ignored it last year, so we thought we'd got away with it. Then we got our 2 kittens....
  • Deleted user 19 April 2018 20:26:07
    Dougs wrote:
    It's our fault. Last year we put down bark for the bit of the garden with the trampoline and sand pit (was previously pebbles). Which is clearly one great big litter tray. Neighbours cats ignored it last year, so we thought we'd got away with it. Then we got our 2 kittens....
    Similar thing happened to a mate. His garden was flagged and had stone pebbles everywhere. He got 2 kittens and they had a field day shitting in that. His garden also backed into a farm and the little fuckers would regularly whizz through the catflap with some rodent in their gob.
  • Blakester 21 May 2018 12:33:43 5,234 posts
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    Here's a cautionary tale for all you cat owners.

    Our cat is a timid 4 year old female who wouldn't stray far beyond the back garden. She wasn't a fan of my wife and I, but absolutely adored the kids so we tolerated her.

    There a black moggy in the neighbourhood that has been gradually trying to take on her territory, frequently chasing her back through the cat flap. Last weekend, the moggy actually caught her, grabbing her back legs as she was trying to escape through the cat flap. She tore an enormous gash in her thigh and our cat, though clearly injured wouldn't allow us pick her up and escaped outside. The kids were distraught and we spend all night and the following day searching the neighbours gardens for her.

    48 hours later, she comes home exhausted, hungry and clearly at death's door. The state of her back leg is not something I want to dwell on :(

    Off to the vet for emergency surgery, 50+ stitches and a £900 bill. Obviously we don't have pet insurance. Due to the time she was out in the open with the wound, a lot of the skin has died, so although they didn't need to do a skin graft, we have to hope the wound heals well or she'll require further surgery.

    She's home, on antibiotics and painkillers and wearing a hood that is driving her insane. She's under house arrest for 2 weeks minimum and force feeding her pills twice a day is not improving our relationship.

    Get insurance folks!
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 May 2018 12:43:36 14,400 posts
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    Vet bills in excess of £100 would result in Orange going in the bin.

    I like him an' all, but he sheds all over my underpants.

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 12:43:59 21-05-2018
  • quadfather 21 May 2018 12:56:04 39,071 posts
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    The bin :D
  • You-can-call-me-kal 21 May 2018 12:58:25 23,013 posts
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    Any cat that is allowed outdoors should be insured. Sorry to state the obvious but seriously.

    Our cat spent all of Friday night stuck up a tree the poor thing. We thought she was just out on the town but a search on Saturday found her in the woods stuck. Mission and a half getting her down.
  • Rogueywon 21 May 2018 13:01:47 12,387 posts
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    Ah, the joys of trying to give a cat a pill. Remember that well from my teenaged years. I think I've still got a scar on my arm.
  • ghearoid 21 May 2018 13:14:44 3,758 posts
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    My cat loved cheese so I used to crush her pills up and blend them into little cheese balls for her. Worked a treat.
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 May 2018 13:21:46 14,400 posts
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    Suppositories all the way. I'm not going near those teeth.
  • DamoVotf 21 May 2018 13:23:22 1,465 posts
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    We have 2 rescue cat and the older one (4) started throwing up last thursday for 2 days so on Friday we brought to vet and then straight to animal hospital for a 2 night stay to get treatment for Pancritis (sp?). £600 to the hospital for the 2 nights and some pain relief.

    This is London but get insurance folks.

    The other cat hates us now as well as we had to invade their private space to get him to the vets.
  • ChiefGB 21 May 2018 13:31:07 13,815 posts
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    Good shout, Blakester- sorry to hear that, must be tough for the kids, hope she mends up, you obviously cared enough to shell out.
  • Deleted user 21 May 2018 14:24:12
    as soon as the concept of pet insurance was invented you needed to be on the bandwagon, vet prices have skyrocketed to take advantage of it.
  • neilka 21 May 2018 14:28:57 24,025 posts
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    https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/254887027
    85p
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 May 2018 14:49:36 14,400 posts
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    Insurance against a cold anus.
  • Dougs 21 May 2018 14:58:12 100,414 posts
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    I was of the view that insurance ain't worth shit, given the excess, but was convinced to get on board. Only had the pair of them since Sept, one of them has got into 2 scrapes, both needing visits - but under the excess. Last one was a bite from the Tom next door who is trying to maintain his territory. Give it a year and my 2 will have him no bother! Although we keep them in at night to minimise the scraps with other cats.
  • Blakester 21 May 2018 15:06:30 5,234 posts
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    ChiefGB wrote:
    Good shout, Blakester- sorry to hear that, must be tough for the kids, hope she mends up, you obviously cared enough to shell out.
    Thanks man, it's good experience for the kids and they're coping well by chipping in with her care and recovery (not the pill feeding obvs). It's an expensive lesson but all part of life's rich tapestry I guess.

    The vets have actually been pretty great considering they're such robbing bastards. They're not charging us for any of the follow-up consultations (2 per week) and have been great at helping the kids understand the procedure without it sounding terrifying.
  • Deleted user 21 May 2018 16:11:18
    we hav spent a small fortune on insurance for our two cats (£4,200 and counting) they had better get ill before the die
  • Phattso 21 May 2018 16:27:27 27,426 posts
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    I have friends with Schnauzers and they're paying - wait for it - £300 on insurance.



    Per. Month.
  • Phattso 21 May 2018 16:27:53 27,426 posts
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    (full disclosure: I'm talking dogs in a cat thread, but I know I'm a monster)
  • Dougs 21 May 2018 16:28:20 100,414 posts
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    Holy shit! Assume they're old and stuff?
  • ChiefGB 21 May 2018 18:51:28 13,815 posts
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    We got one of those microchip catflaps recently as it was the neighbourhoods soup kitchen during the night with occasional spraying on my stuff that was not ok. Thing is they aren't as quick for the cats as normal ones and ours do occasionally get chased in, so the above story has brought me out in hives lol.
  • Phattso 21 May 2018 18:53:05 27,426 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Holy shit! Assume they're old and stuff?
    One was, but sadly passed late last year. One about 9yrs and a freshly minted pup now. So that's the reduced price they're paying. You don't wanna know what it was with the older one. :-/
  • Phattso 21 May 2018 18:54:17 27,426 posts
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    ChiefGB wrote:
    We got one of those microchip catflaps recently as it was the neighbourhoods soup kitchen during the night with occasional spraying on my stuff that was not ok. Thing is they aren't as quick for the cats as normal ones and ours do occasionally get chased in, so the above story has brought me out in hives lol.
    Yeah, my scenario exactly. There have been a couple of very loud "SMACK!" sounds in the night which shouldn't be hilarious but is. Other than that, fine. Still gets punked by the neighbourhood moggies, but has altered routes of retreat to allow time for the system to unlock. :)
  • ChiefGB 21 May 2018 19:34:41 13,815 posts
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    They do adapt but the hatch is small and seeing my biggest boy (who may or may not be slightly overweight) wriggle in and out is amusing (for me). Twice we've had tailgating happen which is also not ok as this is one of the dualscan ones so he can't get back out.
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