The **Official** Dream Diary Thread Page 2

  • Goban 16 Feb 2007 11:54:39 10,120 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    I had a dream the other night that I had a PS3 and I lived on Pharell Williams speedboat.

    Tricky operating a sixaxis on a speedboat.
  • smoothpete 16 Feb 2007 12:04:13 37,616 posts
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    RubyRed wrote:
    Mine are usually toilet-related. Last night I dreamt that I moved into a flat that had no toilet, so I had to go into a pub down the road and use the toilet in there. Except I couldn't use any of those either because they all had gigantic turds clogging them up.
    In the past when I've had dreams about going to the toilet, I wake up to find I have

    (this hasn't happened for many many years btw!!)
  • RubyRed 16 Feb 2007 12:28:47 4,303 posts
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    Yeah, I've worried about that happening, but so far I've been alright. It's more common a problem than you would think, I've heard of plenty of blokes who have had that happen to them!
  • smoothpete 24 Apr 2007 11:09:36 37,616 posts
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    Last night I dreamt that I was in Saddam Hussein's apartment, don't know why. He had this awesome chromed Nintendo which was a combination of a NES, SNES, N64 and Cube all in one, with a switch to change between them and with a 5.1 decoder built in. He was telling us about some revolutionary way he'd come up with about movie making, something about the film process (except it was really old movies, the kind of cameras with a hand crank on the side). Then I was at my old school in a fight.
  • pjmaybe 24 Apr 2007 11:14:02 70,666 posts
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    I had a dream that Terby (From Luna Park) was trying to peck my eyelids off and eat them.

    /chucks remaining gruyere in bin

    Peej
  • RubyRed 24 Apr 2007 11:24:39 4,303 posts
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    I dreamt that I went to a job interview and was asked to demonstrate putting on a pair of tights and I also had to wear clogs. Then no one told me whether I got the job or not and I left the place feeling very confused.

    When I woke up, I had "Food, Glorious Food" from Oliver! going round in my head. Why? No idea.
  • HarryPalmer 24 Apr 2007 11:33:30 6,338 posts
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    I always ALWAYS dream that i can fly, not like Superman style but just sort of hover about, difficult to explain, but i can just jump a bit and then remain suspended in the air and paddle about. Its sooo cool but then i wake up and feel so depressed i could cry.
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  • smoothpete 19 Jul 2007 15:37:33 37,616 posts
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    Night before last I had a dream that the zombie apocalypse was upon us, they were everywhere, we eventually holed up at the top of a hill in what I think was an old church. The details are fuzzy, I should have written it down. I think I was battering them with a cricket stump but they wouldn't go down


    Last night I dreamed I had a new tattoo done, it was sort of a snake or dragon under my chin and up the front of my neck, with the words "OPAL FRUITS" in huge black letters. I remember deciding what to get and thinking "oh wait they're called Starburst now", and I recall thinking that Opal Fruits would be old school and therefore cooler. I woke up in a panic thinking I'd actually had it down. Fucking weird...
  • pjmaybe 19 Jul 2007 15:39:56 70,666 posts
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    Last night's was horrible...

    Dreamed that I was in a sinking ferry, and kept ducking under the water to try and swim out to escape. Each side of the ferry that I could access started to catch fire, so it was a choice between drowning, and burning to death. In the end I burned to death.

    Woke up with a hell of a start with my heart beating like a fucked clock.

    Peej
  • AcidSnake 19 Jul 2007 15:43:36 8,445 posts
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    Didn't know this thread existed...

    A few nights back:
    I'm lying on the beach in a harbour and this girl I know starts to hug me...We're in our bathing suits, but I notice her back is covered with snow...I wipe it off and we go for a walk...

    And I wake up...I felt definite attraction...Point is she is happy with her boyfriend...Weird stuff our brains churn out...
  • smoothpete 29 Aug 2007 10:28:02 37,616 posts
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    I had a dream last night that I bitch-slapped Tony Soprano for talking trash in front of my family
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    I dreamt last night that I was fondling one of my friends in a hotel in france...i'm in a very happy relationship too. Woke up with a total hard-on and tried to forget about it!
  • nickthegun 2 Jan 2008 11:50:45 86,367 posts
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    I keep having, with depressing regularity, the dream where im doing my A-levels and havent revised. Not my GCSEs, my degree or my masters but A-Levels, every time.

    To the point that I seem to recognise its a dream, but go through the motions of turning up to my exams and accepting it.
  • Deleted user 2 January 2008 12:04:04
    I have that dream with Physics. I think my A-level Physics exam is coming up and I don't know anything and I wake up and think "thank fuck for that!"
  • Inquisitor Moderator 5 Jan 2008 12:08:06 14,557 posts
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    Just had an extraordinarily strange dream.

    Okay, for some reason me and a friend were having a tour of Cliff Richards house. As the rather mundane tour around his castle like house neared an end Cliff himself showed up and took us to his own private roller coaster.

    Suddenly, for no apparant reason, New York and his wife showed up (I have no idea what New York looks like and I don't think he has a wife).

    Anyway, she was offering free blow jobs all round and I was happy to accept...whilst we were riding the roller coaster. NY seemed perfectly content with the whole situation though...

    Now what the fuck was that all about?!
  • chronom4n 5 Jan 2008 12:51:39 529 posts
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    I dreamt that i had been driving my old car with my brother and he commented how good my car is. in response i felt real bad. then i dreamt of me riding around on a bike and almost damaging it. pretty much boring.
  • MetalDog 8 Jan 2008 05:51:40 24,076 posts
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    I start my new job today and I woke up five minutes before the alarm went off after a night of dreaming that I'd forgotten I had a job and only realised two days after failing to show up.

    /rubs sand out of eyes

    Oy.
  • smoothpete 8 Jan 2008 07:55:32 37,616 posts
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    Jeez I really had some bizarre dreams last night. I feel like I was dreaming constantly all night

    Here goes.

    The first bit of the dream, I was in Australia with some people. We went to a boating event which was being held inside this derelict art deco styled theatre that had a river of thick brown mud running through it, like a storm drain. I fell in the river, but managed to leap out onto some grass. Then I was taking photos inide this theatre but my camera broke and I was gutted

    In the next bit, a fat, naked Richard Hammond was doing a piece to camera sat on some waterslides, he was next to and being hugged by a morbidly obese black woman (also naked) who had enormous breasts and two vaginas. Well kind of two vaginas, she had a talking / burping vagina instead of a belly button. He got freaked out and slid down, then this woman was sat on a sofa with her freakish double vag on display

    In the next bit I was in an orchard, I was looking after a big black american guy, sort of like a comedy sidekick in the movies. There was a strawberry plant in the field, and a book on strawberries next to it, I was trying to read it to see if they were edible. He kept jumping on me, like a pile on or whatever, then we were in court. I dont know what for but the judge was pissed off at me for something and the guy kept shouting unhelpful things at the judge. In the end to get let off whatever it was I had to tell the judge me and him were lovers :/

    In the next bit, I dreamt that there were a group of guys who had set up a website, a bit like jackass I suppose, where you could email in tasks and they would do them. This bit is hazy now, I remembered more when I woke up.

    Fucked up.
  • Dougs 8 Jan 2008 08:02:23 99,066 posts
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    Dammit, wish I'd remembered this thread yesterday. My last few dreams have been utterly bizarre, but can't remember the detail now. Very filmic and lucid though. I really should keep a note pad and write them down when I wake up.
  • pjmaybe 8 Jan 2008 09:06:04 70,666 posts
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    Had the weird lift dream I keep having from time to time. Not always in the same location.

    Basically I'm going up in a lift - the lift dangerously gets to the top of a building and then the only exit from the lift is a precarious plank to a floor that's suspended in the middle of nothing. It's horrible, particularly for an old acrophobic like me. I always wake up feeling like utter crud.

    Peej
  • monkeypuzzle 8 Jan 2008 11:20:53 1,949 posts
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    I have dreamt something to do with my work and the exact thing happened the following day. The chances of it happening were pretty slim so it was somewhat surreal.
  • X201 8 Jan 2008 11:24:56 21,631 posts
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    I just thought I should warn you, World War 3 broke out last night.

    And for some reason my car was equipped with a massive 3D holographic globe and I could see where the missiles were heading/landing.
  • Inquisitor Moderator 17 Jan 2008 23:14:26 14,557 posts
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    I had a horrible dream last night.

    London Bridge Tower had just been built but for some reason it was in Manchester, almost on the airport runway...

    http://www.designbuild-network.com/projects/london-bridge/images/4-London-bridge.jpg

    Anyway, me and some friends went on a trip to the top floor, the thing was swaying like a jelly, we were nigh on a 1000 ft up and the attendant was claiming it was normal.

    What was worse was that you had to climb to the top on a really rickety ladder, eventually, the thing was swaying so much the tip was going to withing only 100 feet or so of the ground...that's when I fell through the window onto the runway...horriffic feeling, I've not had a falling dream before and this wasn't pleasant.

    I landed okay somehow though, and from then on the dream turned into a sort of chase type thing, in which me and my mates from the tower were running from alien invaders...ended as I was trying to escape up the baggage lifts in the airport that lead to a shopping center for some reason :D
  • smoothpete 18 Jan 2008 09:49:38 37,616 posts
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    Freaky! Falling dreams are weird, I had one once where I fell off a cliff, I kind of knew it was a dream and thought "I'll wake up soon" but I didn't at hit the floor at speed and was all smashed up


    I meant to post this before, I had a premonition dream... I dreamt that my girlfriend lost a tooth, her right canine. The next day she texted me to say that she had broken part of that tooth while eating her lunch... weird.
  • smoothpete 26 Feb 2008 10:58:25 37,616 posts
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    Last night I had so many crazy dreams, I can remember some of them and this will be a train of thought style post as I type so here goes

    The first part was set in the dormitory of my first boarding school, I think. The people there were my now friend's mates who are the loudest bunch of party-hard fuckheads I've ever met. I was trying to get some sleep (whilst asleep in real life, weird). I think MetalDog was there in a cameo role. They were being their usual loud selves, then we went outside (it was night time) and I forget the next bit, then we were back inside and I lit a cigarette off one of those high powered bunsen burner type lighters which then caught fire. I paniced and threw the lighter out of the window. It fell a few floors to the ground and exploded in a massive jet of flame, then the whole of the garden thing down there was instantly on fire and I was running around the corridors of the building to find something to put it out with

    Then there was another dream where there were some lions and I think the lions were having sex but that bit is a bit fuzzy in my memory. Definitely lions though, big Aslan looking ones.

    The next bit of the dream I remember quite clearly. Me and some friends were invited to the Bank of England storage area, I think it was supposed to be a school trip. We went into this fenced off area and there were countless stacks of money everywhere, some in neat bundles and some just in bit piles of loose sheets of notes that hadn't been cut into single notes yet. We were told we were being filmed so we would steal anything. My friend had a hidden videocamera in his bag which was then in my bag then he put it down on some money to film the area. I never knew why. Then the place became under attack from terrorists, and there was a big battleship moored up on the other side of a river from the money storage which was also under attack (and at one point I'm sure it seemed to be made out of sweets and licourice but then wasn't). I was running over to the ship to help defend it. I was on a bridge or dam, and there was a sniper there who I thought was on our side but then realised he wasn't, I wrestled his rifle off him and he fell down a cliff. I was running over to the ship when a jumbo jet which was on fire came crashing down into the river and broke up into 2 pieces and exploded. It just missed the battleship. I was then trying to help the survivors, and was surprised that EVERYONE had survived, but they were in two groups because the plane split. We were escorting the survivors back to the money storage area. Back at the area, the commander (don't know who it was but he was definitely in charge) was making some food to feed the survivors, but for some reason he was making a thai curry with chicken and king prawns.

    And then I woke up.

    :/
  • smoothpete 3 Mar 2008 14:14:59 37,616 posts
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    Last night I dreamt that there was an enormous skyscraper in London, and that I was Spider-man. I was having a fight with the Green Goblin and he came flying at me to attack (I was stood in a park). I jumped out of the way, and he ploughed headfirst into the ground so that only the soles of his shoes were visible. I then piled up a load of big rocks and chairs on his feet so he couldn't get out again
  • BanjoMan 3 Mar 2008 14:17:19 13,692 posts
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    HarryPalmer wrote:
    I always ALWAYS dream that i can fly, not like Superman style but just sort of hover about, difficult to explain, but i can just jump a bit and then remain suspended in the air and paddle about. Its sooo cool but then i wake up and feel so depressed i could cry.

    I used to have these all the time, and usually involving me using my skills to hunt zombies or vampires.

    Apparently, dreaming about semi-flight is about feeling like you're not quite reaching your potential.
  • smoothpete 31 Mar 2008 09:41:39 37,616 posts
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    I had some peculiar, disjointed dreams last night, I will remember as best I can.


    The setting was (at first) on a tropical island. For some reason there was going to be some kind of charity fundraising art display on the island which meant that the natives had to be moved elsewhere, apart from a few who would remain for decorative purposes. The art display was a total failure, all the art was shit, and there was for some reason a display of those crisps made out of parsnips and beetroots and people were taking the piss out of them. Then that bit ended.

    Then. Well. Britney was there, nice younger Britney. I can't remember exactly but she was definitely sitting on my lap and breathing heavily as I stroked her neck. Then Martin Clunes was trying to woo her in a park with Lion bars. And I found some human teeth on the floor
  • Dougs 31 Mar 2008 09:45:16 99,066 posts
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    LOL! Dreams are ace. I had some weird dreams last night too - much about limbs dropping off (I was sleeping awkwardly on my hand) and for some reason Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights was rattling round my head. :-|
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