Kris Akabusi sex stories • Non-Gaming • Humour • Eurogamer.net

billythekid 28 Feb 2007 15:53:52 12,595 posts
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These may entertain you for a while, apologies if old, i searched and searched.

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=259884&prevloaded=1&rid=&S=31785872de3a5e5f3e1e1d437

Deleted user 28 February 2007 16:13:26

Genius.

"But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today."

Lukus 28 Feb 2007 16:15:28 24,639 posts
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I'm very confused.

Lukus 28 Feb 2007 16:23:00 24,639 posts
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I'm just slightly concerned that some people might enjoy them a bit too much, y'know what I'm sayin' Uncle Phil!

deem 28 Feb 2007 16:24:39 31,667 posts
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billythekid 28 Feb 2007 16:46:47 12,595 posts
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Awooga

billythekid 28 Feb 2007 16:49:37 12,595 posts
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Ahab wrote:
Written by Rofl Lundgren too.

The original and best

Deleted user 28 February 2007 16:50:43

"Awooga" was John Faschnu's catchphrase, not Kris Akabusi's...

coastal 28 Feb 2007 16:55:42 5,432 posts
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what were the cling film sex stories that went round the net a few years back? Written by a swede i think. Always contained the same guy - might have been Tom Cruise but i'm thinking it was weirder - like Edward Woodward.

Some guy's bizarre fascination and a means to publish..

here we are: http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm
"Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links."

Edited by coastal at 16:57:07 28-02-2007

fuck - he's gone and published.

Edited by coastal at 16:59:59 28-02-2007

President_Weasel 28 Feb 2007 16:56:25 12,355 posts
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Remember when Chuck Norris read out those Chuck Norris facts on that chatshow?
Do you think... nah.

Edited by President Weasel at 17:01:50 28-02-2007

Lukus 28 Feb 2007 17:09:50 24,639 posts
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I'm sure Craig Charles used it loads too, on that crap VR show that used to be on BBC2.
Oh, and Robot Wars.

Edited by Lukus at 17:10:28 28-02-2007

Lukus 28 Feb 2007 17:45:43 24,639 posts
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Lots of definitons of Awooga as originated by "The Awooga Brothers" (the three mentioned above as it happens). An interesting one being:
"Used to bring attention to something, especially the presence of a troll within a forum."

Stupid Bloody Urban Dictionary.

mankell 1 Mar 2007 10:16:10 718 posts
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Some classic one liners.

His hands were busier than Ganesh at a call centre

deem 27 Mar 2007 09:50:05 31,667 posts
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boo 27 Mar 2007 09:51:59 13,901 posts
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Fair point well made

)

magicpanda 27 Mar 2007 10:16:41 15,130 posts
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Toast wrote:

coastal wrote:
what were the cling film sex stories that went round the net a few years back? Written by a swede i think. Always contained the same guy - might have been Tom Cruise but i'm thinking it was weirder - like Edward Woodward.

...

here we are: http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

"Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links."

O_O

Most bizarre website I've seen in a while...

Thats just one of many weird and hilarious stories and articles by Michael Kelly.

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/

Edited by Magic Panda at 10:17:31 27-03-2007

Deleted user 28 March 2007 16:42:39

Boo, looks like the thread was deleted on F365.

otto Moderator 28 May 2007 11:16:19 49,322 posts
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Yeah, saw these before, I guess either you get it or you don't. :/

BillMurray 8 Jul 2010 10:48:43 9,736 posts
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I love how most of the stories end by him patting a girl on the fanny and saying 'Awooga'.

jonsaan 8 Jul 2010 11:01:12 27,052 posts
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I thought it was Fash who said Awooga?

Nexus_6 8 Jul 2010 11:08:50 6,168 posts
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Anyone else get a semi reading those?

Anyone?

BillMurray 8 Jul 2010 11:09:50 9,736 posts
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jonsaan wrote:
I thought it was Fash who said Awooga?

A Google image search of the word 'Awooga' took a turn for the worse..

Akabusi related

Probably definitely NSFW.

Biggy316 8 Jul 2010 11:24:21 25,288 posts
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Mmmmm hawt.