The Official Drinking Hangover Recovery Thread Page 23

  • Deleted user 2 October 2017 13:06:26
    :) Tried a can of coke? That used to be my cure all.

    Failing that, a hot chocolate will probably make you puke if you're really hammered.

    Get as much water inside you (and some vitamin c) as possible. Oh and vow never to do it again... Until next time.
  • thelzdking 2 Oct 2017 13:12:02 10,219 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I'm sure Emma from the Windows HP commercial can you help you in the balls department. Actually I remember I used to consume a lot of Burger Kings after a hangover when I lived in Asia because they all fucking deliver. Is that not available here?
    She could write a top blog about my 'hangover journey'. Burger King sounds good, but no delivery in Lincoln, unsurprisingly.
  • thelzdking 2 Oct 2017 13:13:36 10,219 posts
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    GuybrushThreepwood wrote:
    :) Tried a can of coke? That used to be my cure all.

    Failing that, a hot chocolate will probably make you puke if you're really hammered.

    Get as much water inside you (and some vitamin c) as possible. Oh and vow never to do it again... Until next time.
    I've had water and vitamin C. Weed used to help when I was a student. I have some weed. I might smoke a little weed.
  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 13:16:23 21,139 posts
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    ''Lzdking has a hangover, he does not feel well.''
  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 13:18:01 21,139 posts
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    That's what Emma would write.
  • quadfather 2 Oct 2017 13:18:36 37,037 posts
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    Have a beer. When hangovers are really bad, you need a pint.
  • thelzdking 2 Oct 2017 16:29:04 10,219 posts
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    I would have had a pint by now except I seem to have lost my bank card. So I'm on way into town to withdraw cash from the bank itself.

    Woe is me.

    I've worked out a twelve-step hangover cure though:

    1. Two ibuprofen
    2. Banana
    3. Coffee
    4. Water with Vitamin C tablet
    5. Water
    6. Handful of Rennie
    7. Get back into bed and watch all of 27 Dresses whilst genuinely fearing for your own life
    8. Small pipe of cannabis
    9. Lemon and lime Calippo
    10. Have a wank thinking of Katherine Heigl
    11. Hot shower
    12. Two Sudafed cold and flu pills

    I've done these things and I feel roughly 20% better.
  • OnlyJoeKing 2 Oct 2017 16:49:37 1,153 posts
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    Hair of the dog. It is the only true cure.
  • basmans_grob 2 Oct 2017 18:04:01 1,487 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I would have had a pint by now except I seem to have lost my bank card. So I'm on way into town to withdraw cash from the bank itself.

    Woe is me.

    I've worked out a twelve-step hangover cure though:

    1. Two ibuprofen
    2. Banana
    3. Coffee
    4. Water with Vitamin C tablet
    5. Water
    6. Handful of Rennie
    7. Get back into bed and watch all of 27 Dresses whilst genuinely fearing for your own life
    8. Small pipe of cannabis
    9. Lemon and lime Calippo
    10. Have a wank thinking of Katherine Heigl
    11. Hot shower
    12. Two Sudafed cold and flu pills

    I've done these things and I feel roughly 20% better.
    Pint
  • thelzdking 17 Feb 2018 14:59:42 10,219 posts
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    Ye gads. Testing times. The falcon cannot see the falconer.
  • elstoof 17 Feb 2018 16:43:41 26,095 posts
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    Where in your 12 step plan do you have the requisite massive sloppy shit
  • Fake_Blood 17 Feb 2018 16:47:29 10,622 posts
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    If you do it right you wake having already completed that step.
  • thelzdking 17 Feb 2018 17:04:17 10,219 posts
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    You do it on the chair the night before.
  • Deleted user 17 February 2018 17:04:47
    In a chair?
  • JamboWayOh 17 Feb 2018 17:20:01 21,139 posts
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    Chair. Park bench. Church pew. Wherever you feel most comfortable I guess.
  • DrStrangelove 20 Feb 2018 13:04:36 15,267 posts
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    Holy fuck
  • Rogueywon 20 Feb 2018 13:09:52 9,523 posts
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    Salt. It might make your heart explode, but re-salinating is by far the best way through a hangover. You can get it from bacon or other salty foods, but there have been occasions, when I've been so bad I've known I couldn't keep solid foods down, that I've just ended up having it neat from the shaker.
  • drhickman1983 20 Feb 2018 13:39:18 7,130 posts
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    I find a starter of soluble paracetamol followed by 4 ibuprofen and a can of cola works fairly well.
  • Khanivor 21 Feb 2018 05:43:39 44,572 posts
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    Two pints of water before bed with three aspirin and three ibuprofen.

    Hangovers MUST be headed off at the pass these days. If allowed to gain any purchase all will is lost, all hope is gone.
  • basmans_grob 21 Feb 2018 10:29:46 1,487 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Two pints of water before bed with three aspirin and three ibuprofen.

    Hangovers MUST be headed off at the pass these days. If allowed to gain any purchase all will is lost, all hope is gone.
    Codeine sorts it all out
  • prettyvacant 21 Feb 2018 16:20:09 372 posts
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    You might want to go easy on taking that many painkillers at once , aspirin and ibuprofen are both a bit iffy on your guts and have some other interesting side effects and ibuprofen has supposedly been linked to heart arythmia . Maybe try some sachets of rehydration powder from the chemist , you need to get electrolytes or something and water alone doesn't cut it .
  • Deleted user 21 February 2018 16:37:11
    7 up with lemon juice in it. Spicy pizza.
  • thelzdking 9 Nov 2018 20:24:33 10,219 posts
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    Ahhhhhhhh.
  • Syrette 9 Nov 2018 20:38:56 50,865 posts
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    Hungover at 20 to 9? Impressive.
  • Deleted user 9 November 2018 20:40:39
    Can't get a hangover
    If you never stop drinking
  • thelzdking 9 Nov 2018 20:57:16 10,219 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Hungover at 20 to 9? Impressive.
    It's 10am where I am.
  • Fake_Blood 9 Nov 2018 21:24:53 10,622 posts
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    Apprently if you get an IV bag with water and glucose you’re up and running in 30 minutes. Having a friend that works at A&E helps.
  • thelzdking 9 Nov 2018 23:29:44 10,219 posts
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    Ahhhhhhhh.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2018 00:02:15 21,139 posts
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    Haha poor Lzd. How you doing mate? Also how you doing in NZ? You made the right choice leaving the paradise that is Lincoln?
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