I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!!

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  • Deleted user 13 April 2007 16:41:14
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  • morriss 13 Apr 2007 16:42:29 71,293 posts
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    That's a good few grand is it not?!
  • Lukus 13 Apr 2007 16:43:07 23,136 posts
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    I think a few thousand.. I'm not totally sure though. Well done!
  • terminalterror 13 Apr 2007 16:43:43 18,931 posts
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    [insert sychophantic statement here]
  • Huntcjna 13 Apr 2007 16:43:57 13,890 posts
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    £1,324 according to the National Lottery Website.

    Here
  • Universal_Hamster 13 Apr 2007 16:43:58 4,948 posts
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    /Adds Cubby to friends list
  • NthSimulachum 13 Apr 2007 16:44:31 785 posts
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    Yeah yeah and someone elses 360 has died. Doesn't make it anymore LIKELY!

    /gets hit by meteor on way home.
  • Lukus 13 Apr 2007 16:44:42 23,136 posts
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    I once got 4 numbers in a row, and the last 2 were similar looking, so for a brief moment I almost had a heart attack thinking I'd won the jackpot!
  • NewYork 13 Apr 2007 16:45:04 24,807 posts
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    Cubby prefers me!!!!!!!!!
  • Gorobei 13 Apr 2007 16:45:23 39 posts
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    £1,324 , according to these guys
  • Deleted user 13 April 2007 16:45:23
    I've won a tenner once. And that was it.

    Mind you, not having done the lottery for years won't have helped.
  • Deleted user 13 April 2007 16:45:59
    It's 10% of the remaining fund after jackpots, so it depends. Know someone who got 5 and it was about £8k I think, so not bad at all. Well done!! :D

    EDIT: Ah, maybe not that much. Still, not bad :)

    Edited by kalel at 16:46:50 13-04-2007
  • Deleted user 13 April 2007 16:46:37
    Whoa, not as much as I thought it was going to be, but still, free money!
  • Pirotic Moderator 13 Apr 2007 16:48:02 20,642 posts
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    Nice one, these days it's difficult to win a life changing amount of money on the lottery. even with 5 numbers you don't really get that much, considering the odds I would have expected 50 times that amount.

    shitty camelot.
  • wobbler147 13 Apr 2007 16:48:41 5,239 posts
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    what a swiz, you'd think it would be a lot more considering what 6 numbers could bring you.

    congrats anyway!
  • Vroom 13 Apr 2007 16:49:08 4,643 posts
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    I once won 10 quid on it. I was over the fuckin moon :o)
  • Goban 13 Apr 2007 16:49:17 10,071 posts
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    Friend of mine got 5 numbers and ended up with a couple of thousand. He was obviously happy, but ever so slightly dissapinted to.

    Congrats
  • magicpanda 13 Apr 2007 16:49:30 15,019 posts
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    Just one more number and you could have had it all.... never again will you come even close.... Just a few paltry grand..

    Welcome to a world of agonising what ifs and self loathing.

    No sports car, no boat, no house... no playground for the filthy rich... no snorting coke off perfect bubble-arsed brazillian babes.. maybe pay off a few debts... Buy a new gaming system, treat the missus to nice night out or two...

    Congratulations.
  • Aga 13 Apr 2007 16:49:34 2,148 posts
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    you suck cubby, dont listen to the other suck-ups.
  • haowan 13 Apr 2007 16:49:42 7,385 posts
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    Stupid tax.
  • Lukus 13 Apr 2007 16:49:51 23,136 posts
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    If you get the bonus ball and 5 numbers you win a fair whack I think. But still, yeah, you'd expect a lot more for 5 of 6.
  • Deleted user 13 April 2007 16:51:11
    /watches friends list grow
  • SuperZ 13 Apr 2007 16:51:32 1,018 posts
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    Never mind the money - who's the girl in your profile pic?

    Now you're rich and everything, surely she's yours!

    Oh, and well done, by the way...
  • Deleted user 13 April 2007 16:52:38
    Yeah, people that win 5 are always disappointed, you just assume it would be a lot more.

    The real pisser is if you get 5 plus the bonus, as thatís exactly the same odds as actually winning the thing, but you get a fraction of the amount (16% of the remaining fund, so not even double what 5 gets you).

    The lotto is a shocking con all over though. The odds do not in any way match the prize. Gambling is for mugs anyway, but the lotto is a joke.
  • Deleted user 13 April 2007 16:53:50
    Quite a funny joke from where I'm standing.

    Sitting.
  • phAge 13 Apr 2007 16:54:09 25,487 posts
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    I can't believe everybody is being such assholes towards cubby, just 'cause he's won some money. How about being nice and happy for the guy, instead of all these snide remarks and ill-hidden attempts to befriend him, when you've never given him the time of day before?

    Besides, cubby is much too smart to fall for your stupid ruses, and I'm sure him and his beautiful missus are laughing at your pathetic attempts at conning him out of his well-deserved moolah.
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