Following The 4am thread Page 57

  • fontgeeksogood 20 Oct 2018 07:08:27 6,519 posts
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    I like the one where Baldrick got an arrow in the dick
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Oct 2018 07:34:42 11,025 posts
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    Our cunt neighbour who looks like an emaciated Waynetta Slob was doing her now routine shouting in the street 4am crap.

    Her mother who has a voice like she's been garbling broken glass for 50 years has just managed to get her back into the house.

    It'd feel sorry for their two little kids, but unsuprisingly they're cunts too.
  • Goban 20 Oct 2018 07:42:19 9,980 posts
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    @DUFFMAN5
    Have you tried the thing you plug into a electricity socket, my mum has a mouse problem and that's done the trick.
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    I read Goban's message as a reply to challenge_hanukkah and thought it was a bit extreme but I wasn't entirely against it.
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Oct 2018 07:58:00 11,025 posts
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    The shitbeasts next door are the best advert for a program of eugenics to be immediately enforced.
  • Frogofdoom 20 Oct 2018 08:01:05 13,655 posts
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    I know how you feel mate, our neighbours changed recently and the stupid cuntbeast of a woman sits in her garden at 6am with her mates chatting so she can smoke.
  • Globalmeltdown 20 Oct 2018 08:33:32 752 posts
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    @Frogofdoom we might have the same neighbor mate, except itís cannabis and it stinks so much I canít even have my window open a little anymore. What is it with the young people these days, no respect for their elders😢
  • DUFFMAN5 20 Oct 2018 09:00:56 24,778 posts
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    Globalmeltdown wrote:
    @Frogofdoom we might have the same neighbor mate, except itís cannabis and it stinks so much I canít even have my window open a little anymore. What is it with the young people these days, no respect for their elders😢
    How do you deal with this. Have to admit it is something I think about, If I had neighbours who smoked Gear. it is still illegal to smoke ?
    We do not smoke it (never have) and have a hatred for the stink. I also have two young children I do not want exposed. I know they will see it elsewhere but at least not in their home.
  • Technoishmatt 20 Oct 2018 09:28:30 3,479 posts
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    @DUFFMAN5 itís indeed a farce. a cabinet member brexiteer told me recently they get no briefing whatsoever on what is going on. Which kind of explainswhy everybody is coming out with a different story. I donít see May lasting very much longer. The alternatives are a bit terrifying tho.
  • Globalmeltdown 20 Oct 2018 10:13:04 752 posts
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    @DUFFMAN5 Iím one of those mild mannered plebs who just let it happen, really donít want or need to have a confrontation with them about it but it does royally pi*s me off.
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Oct 2018 17:13:19 11,025 posts
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    Yeah, our cunt neighbours smoke weed all day and all night too.

    Wayne came home about an hour ago and called his daughter a fat cunt before telling her to fuck off to bed. She's all of about 6.

    The worst people I've ever encountered.
  • DUFFMAN5 20 Oct 2018 17:17:48 24,778 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Yeah, our cunt neighbours smoke weed all day and all night too.

    Wayne came home about an hour ago and called his daughter a fat cunt before telling her to fuck off to bed. She's all of about 6.

    The worst people I've ever encountered.
    Honestly ? Report them, I'm not joking if they are that vile and abusive, even if you do it anonymously.
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Oct 2018 17:22:03 11,025 posts
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    We're keeping a diary of all this shit for social services/the council/the police.

    When we first moved in we knocked on to ask them to keep it down as it was midnight on Wednesday. Initially seemingly well received, but a day later they responded with shouting threats through the wall.

    Fucking scum.
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Oct 2018 17:23:52 11,025 posts
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    They're on an end terrace, do they knew it was us who called the police when he was trying to kick his way into their house and threatening to kill them when he was locked out after an argument.

    I'm not a coward, but this guy is twice my size and a fucking psychopath.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 20 Oct 2018 18:18:33 1,191 posts
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    Sounds grim for you and their daughter. Are you also recording them? I'm amazed social services are doing nothing as that's obviously emotional abuse.

    Also have you thought of moving?
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Oct 2018 18:40:18 11,025 posts
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    I might fuck off elsewhere in the new year, yeah.
  • Jono62 20 Oct 2018 18:58:49 22,577 posts
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    Sounds grim. Good that you are keeping a record, not that council will do anything because as soon as they see them they'll be on their best behaviour.
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Oct 2018 19:00:16 11,025 posts
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    Yeah.

    They behaved for about a week when we called the police, but after that it was business as usual.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 21 Oct 2018 02:36:22 1,191 posts
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  • GuybrushFreepwood 21 Oct 2018 02:36:23 1,191 posts
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    Got in early.

    Woke to find I couldn't move my legs. After a brief panic I realised they were pinned on either side by a fat sleeping cat. I moved a cat.

    They're both back to sleep and I'm staring at the ceiling.

    Fluffy wasters.
  • THFourteen 24 Oct 2018 04:35:36 52,549 posts
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    Had enough of waking up at 4am. Especially as next week it will be 3am. Currently on 8mins of timed crying.

    Sigh. Why do they put you through this.
  • b-rk 24 Oct 2018 04:44:34 946 posts
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    inb4 5am

    answer:

    because they're cunts
  • wobbly_Bob 24 Oct 2018 05:10:03 5,144 posts
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    Been awake since around 3:30! I think I'm going to give in and just get up in a bit.
  • Fourwisemen 24 Oct 2018 05:19:54 819 posts
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    First time Iíve spotted the 4am thread and weirdly itís been my default wake up time for weeks, not by choice.. Not as big an issue today, need to be on the road before 6, but itís been a killer.

    Causes....work stress and self medicating with booze.

    Just this week Iíve started a concerted effort to cut my consumption right down to see if this helps and getting back into excercise (broke my big toe playing footy about 9 weeks ago).
  • THFourteen 24 Oct 2018 05:26:44 52,549 posts
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    Unsurprisingly there was only ever one winer.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 24 Oct 2018 06:23:53 1,191 posts
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    Cat woke me at 4. I've been meditating on and off since then as I refused to give in to the fluffy wanker.

    Work stress has been waking me before he has to bother usually. Might get up and exercise and see if that helps. I'm using a sad lamp at the moment as it's supposed to reset your internal body clock.
  • DUFFMAN5 24 Oct 2018 06:38:26 24,778 posts
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    GuybrushFreepwood wrote:
    Cat woke me at 4. I've been meditating on and off since then as I refused to give in to the fluffy wanker.

    Work stress has been waking me before he has to bother usually. Might get up and exercise and see if that helps. I'm using a sad lamp at the moment as it's supposed to reset your internal body clock.
    :(
    You could use the old Navy (and I'm sure many an institution) trick of getting yourself back to sleep, lets just say it involves a sock...well one does need some privacy!

    I was also up at 4, well awake and reading from my Kindle while listening to Everybody's Gone to the Rapture soundtrack, which is just sublime. Son was up at 4.30.

    I'm at work now, have a good day all you early risers.
  • Dougs 24 Oct 2018 07:03:16 89,892 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Unsurprisingly there was only ever one winer.
    How long did your wife last?
  • GuybrushFreepwood 24 Oct 2018 07:36:00 1,191 posts
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    @DUFFMAN5 I was in the forces for a while...no idea what you're on about ;)

    I figured meditation might actually do me some good as opposed to straining my eye sight.

    Forced myself to exercise for half an hour while watching The Dark on Netflix.

    I feel all virtuous.

    Now where's that sock...
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