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Colleague A: "I need to speak with Jenny is she there?" Razz/Jenny: "There is no Jenny only Razz. Jenny is away, Jenny does not work on Mondays." |
Random rants that don't warrant their own threads • Page 5
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Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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repairmanjack 6,133 posts
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Registered 15 years agoLoad "$" wrote:
Colleague A: "I need to speak with Jenny is she there?"
Razz/Jenny: "There is no Jenny only Razz. Jenny is away, Jenny does not work on Mondays."
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MrWorf 64,187 posts
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Registered 20 years agoLutz wrote:
Mapster wrote:
Razz is Monday.
Hang on, if Razz is Jenny, then who the hell is Razz?
TEH RACIST! -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoBlack Monday? -
magicpanda 15,130 posts
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Registered 17 years agoJennifer Oh Jenny! -
magicpanda 15,130 posts
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Registered 17 years agoName the artist and I'll tickle you under the chin for free. -
Fat-Boy 4,300 posts
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Registered 17 years agoHappy MONDAYS? -
The_Aardvark 3,063 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMagic Panda wrote:
Name the artist and I'll tickle you under the chin for free.
De La Soul
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magicpanda 15,130 posts
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Registered 17 years ago/tickles under the chin
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MrWorf 64,187 posts
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Registered 20 years agoYeah. I've still got a few Beatiful South cassettes lying about.
Whatever happened to journey South from Pop idol? -
Fat-Boy 4,300 posts
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Registered 17 years agoSo, is Jenny in today? -
MrWorf 64,187 posts
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Registered 20 years agoMAL GAVE ME AIDS. ;_; -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIT REALLY PISSES ME OFF HOW AMERICANS CALL LEGO 'LEGOS'. FUUUUCK
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What's wrong with that, technically it's worse to say Tescos grammatically. I mean you do usually have more than one lego brick when you're playing with them no? -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoAre you American? -
No. Just willing to put up an argument .gif)
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI just found this:
Which is correct as the plural of LEGO: 'Lego' or 'Legos'? Neither, actually. The word 'LEGO', when used as a noun, should only refer to the company that makes the product. Otherwise 'LEGO' is supposed to be used as an adjective. Thus, when referring to the pieces, neither 'lego' nor 'legos' is correct... rather one should say: 'LEGO bricks' or 'LEGO pieces' or whatever (using LEGO as an adjective -- and one should really capitalize all of the letters, and put the little 'circle-R' symbol after it (®)). This is all a matter of protecting the trademark of 'LEGO' for the company (using it otherwise degenerates the strength of the trademark). This is not to say that I use the word correctly 100% of the time... but that's the answer to the question (it's always fun/painful to read the near-flame-wars that start at slashdot.org over this topic... and generally, both sides are wrong). -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSo we're all wrong.
Still ticks me off to hear Legos though. Gamespot on the Spot dudes are the worst offenders. -
Umm, how often does it come up over there? -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoEvery time they talk about Lego Star Wars.
Which I think are probably about the best games ever made. Especially if you have kids to play games with. -
Tomo 19,565 posts
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Registered 18 years agoNNNNNNNNNRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -
I've just installed the iStat Pro widget and noticed in it's first scan that I since I last rebooted the router I have downloaded 6.66GB of data. -
Hunam 20,675 posts
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Telepathic.Geometry 12,422 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDiets. Ban them fucking all. My mother is obsessed with losing weight for twenty five years now (as far back as I can remember basically) and they are all full of shit.
I have her on the T.G. programme now, where we do simple cardiovascular exercise like light Tai Chi, walking and swimming every day. I'm sure that she'll be a lot healthier in a few weeks. Those diet bastards cause a lot of fucking misery by promising people weight loss that just can't stick, and isn't healthy anyway!
/is actually a lot angrier than he sounds >
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MetalDog 24,076 posts
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Registered 20 years agoDiets that are permanant (permanent? I can never remember the ents and ants) changes to your overall eating habits are fine. Diets that involve eating cabbage soup, stupid milkshakes, only meat, etc - suck from the cock of goats and do nothing but make people gain more weight in the end. -
Scurrminator 9,045 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT. HITTING MY CAR WHILE I'M AT WORK THEN FUCKING OFF WITHOUT LEAVING A NOTE AND ME WITH A £400 REPAIR BILL!!!
I HOPE YOU HAVE MASSIVE DAMAGE TO YOUR CAR AND THAT YOU GET AIDS!!!
and also will look for cctv tomorrow.
I really despise some people, they must have gone out of their way or driven like a complete fucktard to hit my car - plus that 400 quid i'd just saved as a flat deposit...grrrr
ps made a thread about this as in my rage i forgot we had a rant thread! -
X201 22,150 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDear member of the shop floor staff.
1) The fork lift truck runs on diesel.
2) Diesel engines start differently to petrol engines.
3) The little Ignition light is there for a reason.
4) Do you know what glow plugs are? I do and I've never even driven a diesel you bloody moron.
5) Has your brain ever made the connection between the fact that the engine doesn't start while the fucking ignition light is on, despite you sitting there turning the engine over and over and over, pissing everyone off and yet, it miraculously starts first time and every time when the bloody light has gone out. Will this simple idea ever make through your skull?
6)Put key in. Wait for light to go out. Turn key. Engine starts. Is it that bloody difficult to understand?
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DocX 1,963 posts
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Registered 20 years agoGah! Adobe Acrobat. Bloated piece of lumbering shite, I hate it. -
DocX wrote:
Gah! Adobe Acrobat. Bloated piece of lumbering shite, I hate it.
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