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  • Dougs 5 Nov 2018 19:10:54 87,127 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    "Before we get into this YouTube video here's a word from my sponsor"

    No, fuck off. You get paid from YouTube's sponsors
    That also grinds my gears on Amazon Prime and Nowtv. Fuck off with your fucking adverts, I've paid for this service motherfuckers.
  • DrStrangelove 5 Nov 2018 19:34:50 13,294 posts
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    Do you also have commercial TV hidden behind a paywall? I mean that trash TV with 15 minutes of commercials per hour or so (which are the best part of their programme, admittedly). It's ludicrous that they want you to pay 70 a year for that, and even more ludicrous that many people actually do that
  • GoatApocalypse 5 Nov 2018 19:51:25 4,688 posts
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    The true genius of Murdoch is in getting people to subscribe to a premium service while raking in advertising revenue.
  • JanetSnakehole 5 Nov 2018 19:53:20 460 posts
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    If you tap right on the Firestick it skips the trailer/advert on Amazon Prime.
  • nickthegun 5 Nov 2018 20:49:21 75,578 posts
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    Speaking of horrible adverts, the mad ladz jacamo bantz nonsense that's infested every sky one show makes me nostalgic for those fucking tui adverts.
  • Load_2.0 5 Nov 2018 21:01:23 28,192 posts
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    The adverts where multicultural malformed lummoxes chat about incredibly biege topics in an infuriatingly idiotic fashion?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Nov 2018 21:02:50 16,775 posts
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    But enough about the eurogamer forum.


    HEYOOOOOO
  • Load_2.0 5 Nov 2018 21:06:40 28,192 posts
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    Are you a drug addled morphine addict yet?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Nov 2018 21:09:33 16,775 posts
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    I had some ibuprofen earlier on.
  • Load_2.0 5 Nov 2018 21:16:35 28,192 posts
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    Not quite Requiem for a Dream level then.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Nov 2018 21:22:43 16,775 posts
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    It's definitely had an effect on me. I had a hot chocolate with squirty cream and marshmallows on earlier to cheer me up from my spastic arm. Rarely would I have considered such decatance on a week night before the morphine incident.
  • fontgeeksogood 5 Nov 2018 21:33:57 3,223 posts
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    I guess you have to dodge the doctors up there, they're still into trephining north of Nottingham
  • nickthegun 5 Nov 2018 21:35:51 75,578 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    The adverts where multicultural malformed lummoxes chat about incredibly biege topics in an infuriatingly idiotic fashion?
    That's the one. Bollocking on like anyone actually gives a fuck.
  • thelzdking 7 Nov 2018 04:28:18 8,622 posts
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    Employment agencies are cunts.
  • Pipedream 7 Nov 2018 05:44:21 419 posts
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    @thelzdking there's one round the corner from my work. It's full of stunning women.

    Literally full of cunts
  • freddymercurystwin 8 Nov 2018 18:47:58 1,512 posts
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    Why do selfish fuckheads sit on busy trains with their bags and shit on the adjacent empty seat and have to be asked to move their shit even when the train is clearly reaching capacity with the stragglers walking the length of the train to find the odd available seat.
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Nov 2018 18:53:50 8,441 posts
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    Finally got that driving ban, eh?

    You're right though. Cunts who do that shit want skinning and rolling in salt and vinegar crisps.
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Nov 2018 19:03:09 3,223 posts
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    I've put this on here before but I go actively out of my way to ask to sit next to bag cunts
  • freddymercurystwin 8 Nov 2018 19:03:41 1,512 posts
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    No not a bus wanker yet! I favour the train for work meetings though, I can spend the hours on what would ordinarily be a boring train journey working on my own private work, and get paid twice for the privilege and if the trains over an hour late I get the full refund, not my employer! That's another 90 or so thank you very much! ;)
  • DrStrangelove 9 Nov 2018 10:22:17 13,294 posts
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    So this morning I was grabbing a crumpled empty plastic bag on the floor, only to find out it wasn't empty, but there was my fully equipped pencil cup inside. Kinda wish I didn't put the pencils in there with the tips facing up, as they were now sticking out of the back of my hand. Left some neat scars and some blood too. Some of the scars look suspiciously dark and I'm still having trouble closing the hand, hopefully no blood poisoning or something. Would be pretty annoying if I died now, I just bought new tyres
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Nov 2018 10:34:27 16,775 posts
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    Wait they went through your hand? How aggressively you picking up that bag?
  • imamazed 9 Nov 2018 10:47:06 6,336 posts
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    And what are your hands made of?
  • DrStrangelove 9 Nov 2018 10:48:27 13,294 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Wait they went through your hand? How aggressively you picking up that bag?
    I may have exaggerated that part a little bit for dramatic effect. Rest is true though.
  • Frogofdoom 9 Nov 2018 10:50:47 10,635 posts
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    So you picked up a bag and got poked a bit, what a travesty.
  • DrStrangelove 9 Nov 2018 10:53:25 13,294 posts
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    I knew you guys would laugh it off, that's why I was using that rhetorical device. If you really think about it, it's kinda your fault.
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Nov 2018 10:59:22 3,223 posts
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    PENCIL STIGMATA
  • Vortex808 9 Nov 2018 11:10:47 12,777 posts
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    Dr Strangelove is the HB Jesus.
  • GoatApocalypse 9 Nov 2018 11:15:04 4,688 posts
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    Your own
    Pencil
    Jesus
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Nov 2018 11:16:39 3,223 posts
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    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    Your own
    Pencilhand
    Jesus
    Fixed for scanning
  • thelzdking 14 Nov 2018 19:58:25 8,622 posts
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    "it will take three to five working days..."

    BUT IT'S ALWAYS FIVE, ISNT IT YOU CUNTS.
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