Random rants that don't warrant their own threads Page 471

  • Mr_Sleep 17 Feb 2019 21:39:53 22,733 posts
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    I would like to point out that the last time this place was nice was for a five minute period around eight years ago.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 17 Feb 2019 21:43:31 6,151 posts
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    Given the recent, unpleasant fate of the forum's friendliest forumite...
  • Alastair 17 Feb 2019 22:24:01 23,684 posts
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    What?
    I'm still here..
  • thelzdking 18 Feb 2019 06:07:08 9,466 posts
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    Tell us about white privilege you beautiful martyr.
  • Dougs 18 Feb 2019 20:18:42 89,892 posts
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    Lols
  • thelzdking 19 Feb 2019 20:58:36 9,466 posts
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    Why do people eat at their desks? I'm sat here trying to 'work' and I have to listen to some churl rustling and chewing. Go to the kitchen.
  • JamboWayOh 19 Feb 2019 21:05:06 14,150 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Why do people eat at their desks? I'm sat here trying to 'work' and I have to listen to some churl rustling and chewing. Go to the kitchen.
    I sometimes forget that your in Upside Down Land and a different time to me. Sigh.
  • thelzdking 19 Feb 2019 22:20:29 9,466 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Why do people eat at their desks? I'm sat here trying to 'work' and I have to listen to some churl rustling and chewing. Go to the kitchen.
    I sometimes forget that your in Upside Down Land and a different time to me. Sigh.
    It's weird having summer at this time of year.

    How's Andorra?
  • JamboWayOh 19 Feb 2019 22:27:41 14,150 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Why do people eat at their desks? I'm sat here trying to 'work' and I have to listen to some churl rustling and chewing. Go to the kitchen.
    I sometimes forget that your in Upside Down Land and a different time to me. Sigh.
    It's weird having summer at this time of year.

    How's Andorra?
    It's going alright mate, it's started getting slightly warm and I'm going to try start some skiing lessons next week. Also I have a date at the weekend, I should probably start using the match. Com thread. How bout you? Still hating dinner parties?
  • thelzdking 19 Feb 2019 22:32:41 9,466 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Why do people eat at their desks? I'm sat here trying to 'work' and I have to listen to some churl rustling and chewing. Go to the kitchen.
    I sometimes forget that your in Upside Down Land and a different time to me. Sigh.
    It's weird having summer at this time of year.

    How's Andorra?
    It's going alright mate, it's started getting slightly warm and I'm going to try start some skiing lessons next week. Also I have a date at the weekend, I should probably start using the match. Com thread. How bout you? Still hating dinner parties?
    Combine your skiing and your date (good luck BTW) and it'll be a top story for the Match thread.

    Everything is good here, apart from the dinner parties and at-desk eating. Start the new job on Monday, so that's exciting/scary.
  • JamboWayOh 19 Feb 2019 22:46:19 14,150 posts
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    @thelzdking

    She did say she wanted to start skiing too, I'm loathe to make that a 1st date as I guarantee it will in disaster. I didn't know you got that job that you posted a thread about, big congratulations mate. Awesome.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 23:12:38 19-02-2019
  • thelzdking 19 Feb 2019 23:07:46 9,466 posts
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    Cheers man, I'm pretty chuffed, and surprised.

    If you go skiing on your first date you'll both fall over onto each other, laugh and sex will follow pretty much straight afterwards. Guaranteed.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 19 Feb 2019 23:12:11 6,151 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:

    If you go binge-drinking on your first date you'll both fall over onto each other, laugh and sex will follow pretty much straight afterwards. Guaranteed.
    Fixed.

    Albeit with the fixed version containing more regret, shame and potential alcohol-induced impotence.
  • JamboWayOh 19 Feb 2019 23:14:15 14,150 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Cheers man, I'm pretty chuffed, and surprised.

    If you go skiing on your first date you'll both fall over onto each other, laugh and sex will follow pretty much straight afterwards. Guaranteed.
    Hmmm. I do like the possibility of sex with another person.
  • thelzdking 19 Feb 2019 23:19:28 9,466 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Cheers man, I'm pretty chuffed, and surprised.

    If you go skiing on your first date you'll both fall over onto each other, laugh and sex will follow pretty much straight afterwards. Guaranteed.
    Hmmm. I do like the possibility of sex with another person.
    On a ski slope. You can use the poles for leverage when thrusting.
  • thelzdking 19 Feb 2019 23:20:05 9,466 posts
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    And sing the Ski Sunday theme tune throughout for rhythm.
  • JamboWayOh 19 Feb 2019 23:26:03 14,150 posts
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    @thelzdking

    I've posted in the thread. Be the first to take the piss.
  • thelzdking 19 Feb 2019 23:29:29 9,466 posts
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    :D
  • thelzdking 20 Feb 2019 00:14:53 9,466 posts
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    Anyway, someone else is doing it now: chomping and snorting their way through a massive apple. FUCKING STOP!
  • Tomo 20 Feb 2019 00:33:30 16,673 posts
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    I'm alright with desk eating.

    But my new desk colleague is an open-mouth eater. FFS, all the squelching noises... Arghh. Just how.
  • Nanocrystal 20 Feb 2019 02:54:41 1,876 posts
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    The day they move me to an open plan office is the day I quit.
  • Saul_Iscariot 20 Feb 2019 03:10:46 3,129 posts
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    If I didnít eat at my desk I be expected to return to it mid meal to sort out any problems. If I only get called away from my meal for five minutes then I consider it a good day. Sometimes it takes me ten minutes or more to walk the twenty steps to the toilet to have a shite. Inconsiderate chuffers.

    Edited by Saul_Iscariot at 03:11:01 20-02-2019
  • DrStrangelove 20 Feb 2019 05:21:34 14,360 posts
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    My desk colleague discovered carrots :(

    Also munching and smacking and gulping like a hippo, obviously
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Feb 2019 06:09:01 11,025 posts
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    I tend to alternate between eating at my desk and the break room, wherever I'm less likely to be bothered.

    Cunts who come and find you about work related problems when you're clearly on lunch need disemboweling with a shit encrusted spatula.
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Feb 2019 07:23:17 6,519 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Cheers man, I'm pretty chuffed, and surprised.

    If you go skiing on your first date you'll both fall over onto each other, laugh and sex will follow pretty much straight afterwards. Guaranteed.
    Hmmm. I do like the possibility of sex with another person.
    I've often wondered. Will you tell us all if you 'do it' (is that the right term?)
  • JamboWayOh 20 Feb 2019 07:49:40 14,150 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Cheers man, I'm pretty chuffed, and surprised.

    If you go skiing on your first date you'll both fall over onto each other, laugh and sex will follow pretty much straight afterwards. Guaranteed.
    Hmmm. I do like the possibility of sex with another person.
    I've often wondered. Will you tell us all if you 'do it' (is that the right term?)
    I'll message you the very moment the tip goes in.
  • GoatApocalypse 20 Feb 2019 07:52:26 5,768 posts
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    #LiveTweetDuringSex please
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