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  • JamboWayOh 15 May 2019 21:21:49 12,739 posts
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    Pray for Lzd.
  • thelzdking 15 May 2019 22:47:44 9,290 posts
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    I don't think even God can help me now, Jambo. Not unless he's got some decent cold meds.

    I know you can still get the pseudoephedrine ones in Canada, PES - hook me up.
  • Your-Mother 15 May 2019 22:55:17 2,681 posts
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    You claim itís a cold but we all know itís your meth lab thatís really suffering.
  • thelzdking 15 May 2019 23:06:39 9,290 posts
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    And my dozens of customers who are desperate to lose their teeth and contract STDs. They're the real victims in this.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 15 May 2019 23:23:30 5,708 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    And my dozens of customers who are desperate to lose their teeth and contract STDs. They're the real victims in this.
    You are Jeremy Kyle and I claim my five pounds.
  • fontgeeksogood 15 May 2019 23:43:22 5,780 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I don't think even God can help me now, Jambo. Not unless he's got some decent cold meds.

    I know you can still get the pseudoephedrine ones in Canada, PES - hook me up.
    We get them free with every eighth of weed
  • thelzdking 16 May 2019 00:30:45 9,290 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    And my dozens of customers who are desperate to lose their teeth and contract STDs. They're the real victims in this.
    You are Jeremy Kyle and I claim my five pounds.
    I need a new income source now my show has been axed.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2019 00:31:44 9,290 posts
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    I'd love an eighth of weed too. Bloody Candians hold all the cards.
  • Load_2.0 16 May 2019 07:56:25 29,129 posts
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    Don't forget the poutine.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2019 08:26:58 9,290 posts
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    That too. Fuckers.
  • DrStrangelove 18 May 2019 12:28:54 13,936 posts
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    Drop down menus with two options. For God's sake, just make it alternate between options when clicking on it. WTF are you doing?? What are you, mad?
  • sirtacos 18 May 2019 22:34:57 8,128 posts
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    Australia voted for the LNP and Scott Morrison again. Regressive cunts voted against taking action on climate change and against workers' rights.

    The LNP is a divided party devoid of policy except for denying climate change, cutting public services, opening more coal mines, offering more tax cuts to the rich and further curbing unions.

    It's led by ScoMo, a myopic plutocrat who once brought a lump of coal to Parliament and brandished it, laughing "haha Are you scared of a bit of coal? Go on then, it won't hurt you lol".

    Edit: the one good news is that despicable hatemonger Fraser Anning (the neo-nazi troglodyte who blamed NZ's Christchurch mosque massacre victims for getting shot to death and then went on to punch a teenager on live TV) won't be re-elected to the Senate.

    He's also the one who, inspired by the racist Tory campaigns of the 70s ("If you want a nigger for a neighbour vote Liberal or Labour"), posted a photo of a Middle-Eastern-looking family with the caption : "If you want a Muslim for a neighbour, vote Labour." Turns out that the photo he used was from a 2018 news article about a grieving family appealing for information about their missing daughter.
    Classy.

    It's like this entire island is a Twilight Zone mashup of the USA mixed with England's reactionary worst.

    It's too bad we're home to such global wonders as the Great Barrier Reef, because we're obviously incapable of caring for them.

    Jingoism, xenophobia, anti-intellectualism and environmental catastrophe is what this cunt country voted for. We deserve an asteroid to the face.

    Edited by sirtacos at 23:22:10 18-05-2019
  • Mola_Ram 19 May 2019 01:00:39 19,927 posts
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    Yeah the boomers are still in control. People in my electorate would vote for a houseplant if it was on the coalition ticket. My vote basically didn't matter at all, except for the Senate and its clown car of endless joke parties.
  • Psychotext 19 May 2019 10:43:23 64,944 posts
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    Why are we all so fucked?
  • JamboWayOh 19 May 2019 11:11:06 12,739 posts
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    Honestly, because we're all stupid and concentrating on fighting for the few scraps between us rather than looking up and concentrating on those throwing the scraps our way.
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