Random rants that don't warrant their own threads Page 474

  • JamboWayOh 15 May 2019 21:21:49 13,615 posts
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    Pray for Lzd.
  • thelzdking 15 May 2019 22:47:44 9,409 posts
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    I don't think even God can help me now, Jambo. Not unless he's got some decent cold meds.

    I know you can still get the pseudoephedrine ones in Canada, PES - hook me up.
  • Your-Mother 15 May 2019 22:55:17 2,821 posts
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    You claim itís a cold but we all know itís your meth lab thatís really suffering.
  • thelzdking 15 May 2019 23:06:39 9,409 posts
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    And my dozens of customers who are desperate to lose their teeth and contract STDs. They're the real victims in this.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 15 May 2019 23:23:30 5,971 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    And my dozens of customers who are desperate to lose their teeth and contract STDs. They're the real victims in this.
    You are Jeremy Kyle and I claim my five pounds.
  • fontgeeksogood 15 May 2019 23:43:22 6,239 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I don't think even God can help me now, Jambo. Not unless he's got some decent cold meds.

    I know you can still get the pseudoephedrine ones in Canada, PES - hook me up.
    We get them free with every eighth of weed
  • thelzdking 16 May 2019 00:30:45 9,409 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    And my dozens of customers who are desperate to lose their teeth and contract STDs. They're the real victims in this.
    You are Jeremy Kyle and I claim my five pounds.
    I need a new income source now my show has been axed.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2019 00:31:44 9,409 posts
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    I'd love an eighth of weed too. Bloody Candians hold all the cards.
  • Load_2.0 16 May 2019 07:56:25 29,505 posts
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    Don't forget the poutine.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2019 08:26:58 9,409 posts
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    That too. Fuckers.
  • DrStrangelove 18 May 2019 12:28:54 14,258 posts
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    Drop down menus with two options. For God's sake, just make it alternate between options when clicking on it. WTF are you doing?? What are you, mad?
  • sirtacos 18 May 2019 22:34:57 8,135 posts
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    Australia voted for the LNP and Scott Morrison again. Regressive cunts voted against taking action on climate change and against workers' rights.

    The LNP is a divided party devoid of policy except for denying climate change, cutting public services, opening more coal mines, offering more tax cuts to the rich and further curbing unions.

    It's led by ScoMo, a myopic plutocrat who once brought a lump of coal to Parliament and brandished it, laughing "haha Are you scared of a bit of coal? Go on then, it won't hurt you lol".

    Edit: the one good news is that despicable hatemonger Fraser Anning (the neo-nazi troglodyte who blamed NZ's Christchurch mosque massacre victims for getting shot to death and then went on to punch a teenager on live TV) won't be re-elected to the Senate.

    He's also the one who, inspired by the racist Tory campaigns of the 70s ("If you want a nigger for a neighbour vote Liberal or Labour"), posted a photo of a Middle-Eastern-looking family with the caption : "If you want a Muslim for a neighbour, vote Labour." Turns out that the photo he used was from a 2018 news article about a grieving family appealing for information about their missing daughter.
    Classy.

    It's like this entire island is a Twilight Zone mashup of the USA mixed with England's reactionary worst.

    It's too bad we're home to such global wonders as the Great Barrier Reef, because we're obviously incapable of caring for them.

    Jingoism, xenophobia, anti-intellectualism and environmental catastrophe is what this cunt country voted for. We deserve an asteroid to the face.

    Edited by sirtacos at 23:22:10 18-05-2019
  • Mola_Ram 19 May 2019 01:00:39 20,403 posts
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    Yeah the boomers are still in control. People in my electorate would vote for a houseplant if it was on the coalition ticket. My vote basically didn't matter at all, except for the Senate and its clown car of endless joke parties.
  • Psychotext 19 May 2019 10:43:23 65,162 posts
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    Why are we all so fucked?
  • JamboWayOh 19 May 2019 11:11:06 13,615 posts
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    Honestly, because we're all stupid and concentrating on fighting for the few scraps between us rather than looking up and concentrating on those throwing the scraps our way.
  • DrStrangelove 1 Jun 2019 20:54:25 14,258 posts
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    Calibrating a pad in Windows. It asks you to move something along its axis and then press a button. Problem is, the triggers are both axes and buttons. Trying to calibrate the triggers results in an immediate button press, so Windows pad calibration does not work with analogue triggers at all.

    This is Windows 10 in 2019. The XBox 360 controller is from 2005. Windows has not heard of it 14 years later. How the fuck can this be? Are MS trying to double down on the accusation that they haven't heard of the 21st century? Oh my God failure your name is Microsoft
  • THFourteen 1 Jun 2019 22:20:39 52,209 posts
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    Can't say I've ever calibrated a pad...
  • JamboWayOh 1 Jun 2019 22:22:47 13,615 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Can't say I've ever calibrated a pad...
    Not even in the days of THE SIDEWINDER?!
  • DrStrangelove 1 Jun 2019 22:26:38 14,258 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Can't say I've ever calibrated a pad...
    It's usually unnecessary, but if your pad is aging and showing some wear, it's becoming interesting. I've been using my DS4 on PC for 6 years with over 1,000 hours of playing and R2 doesn't register at 100% anymore, it only goes to 85% or so which is pretty bad in racing games (reaching a top speed of 160 kph instead of 210 is not good).

    Thankfully I could fix this issue in DS4Windows. Not sure what I'd have done with an XB1 controller, which seems to be vulnerable to trigger failure according to Google.

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 22:38:19 01-06-2019
  • askew 1 Jun 2019 22:49:02 19,302 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    Can't say I've ever calibrated a pad...
    Not even in the days of THE SIDEWINDER?!
    Or the Gravis game padÖ

    Edited by askew at 22:49:35 01-06-2019
  • THFourteen 1 Jun 2019 23:00:58 52,209 posts
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    askew wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    Can't say I've ever calibrated a pad...
    Not even in the days of THE SIDEWINDER?!
    Or the Gravis game padÖ
    Hmmm ok I did in those days of the serial game port type interface. Not since USB tho, even my HOTAS.
  • Nanocrystal 14 Jun 2019 05:44:16 1,868 posts
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    Why the fuck is every second tweet/youtube comment following this shitty template now:

    Someone/nobody: Something/nothing
    Someone else: Something not fucking funny!
  • elstoof 14 Jun 2019 07:29:48 23,444 posts
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    Itís called a meme
  • arty 18 Jun 2019 18:15:00 565 posts
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    Are holidays in the UK extortionately priced now?

    Mrs just showed me a 4 night self catering stay for the family and it was £1550.

    Then we looked at a boating holiday on the Broads. £1600 for 4 nights.
    £2200 for a week. To stay in a floating caravan!
  • fontgeeksogood 18 Jun 2019 18:25:40 6,239 posts
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    I've spent more than £2,200 on broads amirite fellas
  • Khanivor 18 Jun 2019 18:37:03 44,046 posts
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    From what I can gather, no, you havenít spent 2,200 on broads, per se
  • arty 18 Jun 2019 18:50:01 565 posts
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    I blame brexit.

    You can't even get one of PES's watches for 2,200 these days
  • Addy__ 18 Jun 2019 18:56:54 921 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I've spent more than £2,200 on broads amirite fellas
    Broad fellas?
  • JamboWayOh 18 Jun 2019 19:01:26 13,615 posts
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    Broad penii. That's right, I used the plural.
  • fontgeeksogood 18 Jun 2019 19:01:55 6,239 posts
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    #classygentswatch
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