Random rants that don't warrant their own threads Page 501

  • Jono62 20 Mar 2021 23:50:55 26,991 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    There's a proper Italian pizzeria near me with actual shaddappa-yo-face Italians making the pizzas, which I will always patronise before Domino's with its dead-eyed YTS pizza slingers and its secret sauce consisting of the tears of lost dreams and sizzling gonorrhoea.
    If it ain't sourced from Naples, it's shit. Fact
  • Armoured_Bear 20 Mar 2021 23:52:22 30,533 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    anephric wrote:
    There's a proper Italian pizzeria near me with actual shaddappa-yo-face Italians making the pizzas, which I will always patronise before Domino's with its dead-eyed YTS pizza slingers and its secret sauce consisting of the tears of lost dreams and sizzling gonorrhoea.
    If it ain't sourced from Naples, it's shit. Fact
    Fucking right.
  • BreadBinLidHero 21 Mar 2021 00:05:46 10,657 posts
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    Best pizza I ever had was a BBQ base pepperoni and pineapple from the Naples branch of Domino's.
  • anephric 21 Mar 2021 00:07:28 5,090 posts
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    I'm half-Italian and my grandad was from Naples, and even I think Neapolitan pizza is overrated.

    It's a pizza. It's not brain rocket science. As long as you've got decent (Italian) tomatoes like-a da beautiful baby Roma, you're mostly there.
  • Armoured_Bear 21 Mar 2021 00:14:51 30,533 posts
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    My last 2 pizzas in Naples, god they were amazing!

    Noci e Salsiccia, how I miss you.


  • dominalien 21 Mar 2021 06:09:33 10,554 posts
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    I'd have a heart attack within a week if I lived in a place they sold pizza like that.
  • TechnoHippy 21 Mar 2021 08:35:05 19,118 posts
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    Is that a stuffed crust?
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Mar 2021 09:17:55 12,913 posts
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    Hotdog crust
  • Load_2.0 21 Mar 2021 10:47:31 33,271 posts
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    What filter do you use? You manage to apply some weird effect to every photo you post of food.

    It's like the food from The Langoliers. Drained of any kind of life or vitality.
  • JamboWayOh 21 Mar 2021 10:49:01 24,300 posts
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    TBF it looks better than the picture of the katsu curry that he posted. It literally looked like dogshit.
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Mar 2021 10:59:51 12,913 posts
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    Look, sometimes the ink gets on the lens
  • Psychotext 21 Mar 2021 11:06:46 70,155 posts
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    Ehh, I've made better on my Ooni.

    Edit - That's some quality leoparding though.

    Edited by Psychotext at 11:08:20 21-03-2021
  • mrpon 21 Mar 2021 11:18:18 37,233 posts
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    Break out the pics then Gino!
  • Psychotext 21 Mar 2021 11:40:08 70,155 posts
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    Bollocks to that, I'm not an instagram wanker. I have no need to take pics of my food before I eat it, as it adds nothing to the flavour.
  • Trowel 21 Mar 2021 11:42:25 24,421 posts
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    I hope you took those photos as evidence before sending them back.
  • nickthegun 21 Mar 2021 11:44:15 86,899 posts
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    If you cook a lot, donít you ever think Ďfucking hell, I nailed that!í and snap one for posterity?
  • anephric 21 Mar 2021 12:10:42 5,090 posts
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    No, I shove it in front of my missus and say 'get your laughing gear round that'.

    The only time I've ever taken pictures of food was when I went to a two-star Michelin place because I wanted to remember the food because it cost so fucking much.
  • Rum_Monkey 21 Mar 2021 12:14:12 2,937 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Bollocks to that, I'm not an instagram wanker. I have no need to take pics of my food before I eat it, as it adds nothing to the flavour.
    Talk the talk but can't walk the walk! Get pizza snapping.
  • JamboWayOh 21 Mar 2021 12:14:40 24,300 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    No, I shove it in front of my missus and say 'get your laughing gear round that'.
    You're still talking about food right?
  • nickthegun 21 Mar 2021 12:22:54 86,899 posts
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    I mean, hats off that you guys are so amazing that you donít feel the need to mark your achievements however small but it would probably help to mix with normal people going forward to remember thereís nothing wrong with taking pride in your accomplishments.
  • Psychotext 21 Mar 2021 12:24:38 70,155 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    The only time I've ever taken pictures of food was when I went to a two-star Michelin place because I wanted to remember the food because it cost so fucking much.
    Ha, yeah... that I've done. But that's like taking a picture of art!

    I actually asked the (rather snooty) waiter if it was cool. He gave me some snark over it as I recall. Cunt.
  • Rum_Monkey 21 Mar 2021 12:31:03 2,937 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:

    I actually asked the (rather snooty) waiter if it was cool. He gave me some snark over it as I recall. Cunt.
    Kind of like what you did when asked about pictures of your pizza.
  • dominalien 21 Mar 2021 12:41:33 10,554 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I mean, hats off that you guys are so amazing that you donít feel the need to mark your achievements however small but it would probably help to mix with normal people going forward to remember thereís nothing wrong with taking pride in your accomplishments.
    To be fair, buying pizza is hardly an accomplishment.

    Edited by dominalien at 12:41:44 21-03-2021
  • SolidSCB 21 Mar 2021 13:01:48 16,085 posts
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    Don't worry nick, I've got a veritable wank bank of my food pics. I sometimes even smugly Salt Bae my Full English if I think I've lined my sausages and bacon up nicely enough.
  • anephric 21 Mar 2021 13:11:17 5,090 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    anephric wrote:
    The only time I've ever taken pictures of food was when I went to a two-star Michelin place because I wanted to remember the food because it cost so fucking much.
    Ha, yeah... that I've done. But that's like taking a picture of art!

    I actually asked the (rather snooty) waiter if it was cool. He gave me some snark over it as I recall. Cunt.
    I wasn't going to because I was trying to be classy, but then almost literally every other fucker in there was Gramming their dinner, and my missus wanted to make her mates jealous, so I relented.

    Some poncy places have a no photo policy, some don't give a shit.
  • Psychotext 21 Mar 2021 16:08:19 70,155 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    Kind of like what you did when asked about pictures of your pizza.
    Exactly, and I'm not even getting paid to be a cunt!
  • Deleted user 23 March 2021 03:53:19
    Why is back itch always in the area you can't reach with your hands ffs
  • Your-Mother 23 Mar 2021 04:58:16 7,655 posts
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    A good back scratcher has legit been one of my best purchases.
  • TechnoHippy 23 Mar 2021 13:04:43 19,118 posts
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    I use a convenient tree - like a bear.
  • Nexus_6 23 Mar 2021 13:12:41 6,070 posts
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    Do I like video games?
    Does Technohippy scratch his back in the woods?
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