Darth_Flibble wrote:Punch them in the throat! |
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Psychotext 62,854 posts
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Razz 63,427 posts
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Registered 16 years agoOr 'accidently' trip over their trolley bringing it down with you. .gif)
It would be awesome. Bump into it and use the handle to stop yourself from falling causing the trolley flip backwards and pwn the food in it. You can blame the other shopper. Hmmm....
/goes to Tesco
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Telepathic.Geometry 12,422 posts
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Registered 11 years agoDarth_Flibble wrote:: Tossers who have a massive trolley/basket of shopping and go to the 10 items or less tills at lunch time. Don't worry, it's not like anyone wants to get some lunch while on their lunch break, you selfish twats.
I blame the cashiers. They should say, "It's a 10 items checkout. If you had 11 or 12 I could turn a blind eye, but you have a fucking trolley full. Get to FUCK!!!" :/ -
Darth_Flibble 2,979 posts
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Registered 13 years agoPsychotext wrote:
Darth_Flibble wrote:
Punch them in the throat!
don't worry its not like anyone wants to get some lunch while on their lunch break, you selfish twats
I've heard the Law looks down on that
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Salaman 23,034 posts
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Registered 14 years agoRazz wrote:
/heads spins 180 in demon fashion
/lasers erupt form eyes and burn salaman to embers
Stop dicking around and move the fuck down further numbnuts!
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Razz 63,427 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI can't! I'm to tall stand anywhere else :/ -
sickpuppysoftware 1,460 posts
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Registered 16 years agophAge wrote:
Right. I'll start off with...
... Customers at the supermarket who, after reaching the end of the cue, having their groceries tallied up, and being asked for XXX amount of money, go "Oooooh - RIGHT - you need MONEY? Lemme just get my purse in my bag... Hmm... I'm sure I put it in here somewhere... Just a sec... Could it be... Nah, thats not it... Funny how you always... Ah yes - here it is. How much was that?"
This but replace the money with a chequebook.
Why the fuck does anyone still need to pay for shopping with a cheque? They only have to hand over the card that could have fucking paid for the shopping.
I used to hate them but now I pity them. I reckon their husbands (it's always women) keep them enslaved in the kitchen all day and only let them out to go shopping. They are unaware that they can pay with cards. Hubby makes them use the chequebook so they get nothing but glares from people round the till lest they chat, make friends and discover a world out there that includes working, looking after your own finances, a social life, orgasms. That sort of thing. -
glaeken 11,893 posts
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Registered 13 years agoThe chequebook thing is to do with a disease some people suffer from called organization. Apparently some people keep exacting records of what they spend each month in order to do something called a "budget"
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glaeken wrote:
The chequebook thing is to do with a disease some people suffer from called organization. Apparently some people keep exacting records of what they spend each month in order to do something called a "budget"
Why they don't just keep handing over the little peace of plastic until someone says no I am not sure.
I hear the cure for this disease is called "a receipt". -
glaeken 11,893 posts
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Registered 13 years agoThose little paper things? -
Cheque stubs are, of course, made of lead. -
glaeken 11,893 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWell there you go. Just outlaw cheque books then as lead is dangerous. -
sickpuppysoftware 1,460 posts
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Registered 16 years agoGremmi wrote:
That's the method my liberated wife uses.
glaeken wrote:
The chequebook thing is to do with a disease some people suffer from called organization. Apparently some people keep exacting records of what they spend each month in order to do something called a "budget"
Why they don't just keep handing over the little peace of plastic until someone says no I am not sure.
I hear the cure for this disease is called "a receipt".
Being a bloke I throw mine in the bin and spend until the bank says "no." -
Jmek 1,520 posts
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Registered 12 years agoI was going to start a new thread, however as I'm kinda smashed right now I thought I'd post here instead (sensible eh?)
Drunken purchases
Hi guys
I've had a really bad day at work and had one or two (perhaps four) too many. Right now I'm looking at several internet sites on which I have been coveting various items. And I have to admit that I'm vunerable to spending allot of cash on things that I want, but don't really need.
Thre thing is that I've done this before. But am I the only one? Or have any of you woken up with a hangover and a life size model of an the "Alien " winging it's way in the post to you?
Failing that a walrus brushing kit. And you don't own a walrus
J
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I refrained from spending money I don't have today, so I'm quite proud of myself. -
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Registered 12 years agoSensible, Gremmi.
I've been hermitting it for a year and a half now, and am debt free. I try and avoid situations where I'm prone to spend cash i:e pubs, however the internet is like having a cahspoint in a pub. Tempting to say the least!!! -
Razz 63,427 posts
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Telepathic.Geometry 12,422 posts
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Registered 11 years agoCheer up Razz. Good weather's on the way, as are Mario Galaxy and Mtroid Prime: Corruption. Some day they'll legalise smoke ten times more potent than what you term super skunk. Half of the world is made up of women. Life is good man... /tries -
Cloudane 1,974 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI think I agree with Razz the most in this thread and I cannot honestly believe how much frustration and rage builds up in me when I read some of the messages to realise I have been in a similar scenario.
I don't mind shopping in the High Street but when it comes to supermarkets, I die a little every time I walk through the (Sainsbury’s) doors.
Oh and the weather at the moment really doesn't help either. How long have we had this cloudy and raining related weather now? I haven't bathed in the sun since bloody May I reckon. -
Lutz 48,872 posts
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Registered 15 years agoLeolian'sBro wrote:
Did you look behind the fridge?
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glaeken 11,893 posts
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Registered 13 years agoLeolian'sBro wrote:
Why do I care so much about losing someone who was never really mine in the first place?
Because you don't believe that even though you think you do. -
Fat-Boy 4,300 posts
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLeolian'sBro wrote:
Why do I care so much about losing someone who was never really mine in the first place?
Innit though guv, i feel your pain.
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Spanky 14,945 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWhy did they put the damon albran and jimmie hewlett monkey thing on so late last night... i'm tired now!
Fuck you bbc, fuck your scheduling stupidity and fuck your doctor who, you pandering motherfucking nazi cunt sons a bitches! I hates you!
*and and
Why only show it in fucking manchester and paris? What about London, you know, CAPITOL CITY! Centre of the universe and home to the greatest minds in modern history.
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glaeken 11,893 posts
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Registered 13 years agoThe thing that is pissing me off at the moment is there is a new bloke getting on my coach each day now who does not respect the queuing rule.
The rule is you get on the coach in the order you arrive at the bus stop at. If you got to the bus stop first you do not hang around behind people who got there after you when the coach turns up. It just breaks the whole fucking system and no-one will get on the fucking coach because they are trying to be polite and let new bloke on first who just dithers behind everyone and won't take his rightful place first in the queue.
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI hate shit like that.
Queueing at the moment in Oxford = does not exist.
Fucking TEFL students.
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DocX 1,963 posts
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Registered 16 years agoSpanky wrote:
Why did they put the damon albran and jimmie hewlett monkey thing on so late last night... i'm tired now!
Fuck you bbc, fuck your scheduling stupidity and fuck your doctor who, you pandering motherfucking nazi cunt sons a bitches! I hates you!
*and and
Why only show it in fucking manchester and paris? What about London, you know, CAPITOL CITY! Centre of the universe and home to the greatest minds in modern history.
Edited by Spanky at 15:02:59 05-07-2007
That was pretty cool for me, as I'd just got home from seeing Monkey, turned on the tv & the 'making of' started.gif)
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Telepathic.Geometry wrote:
Cheers mate. I've had a coffee now. I feel infinitely better.
Cheer up Razz. Good weather's on the way, as are Mario Galaxy and Mtroid Prime: Corruption. Some day they'll legalise smoke ten times more potent than what you term super skunk. Half of the world is made up of women. Life is good man... /tries
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It would be awesome. Bump into it and use the handle to stop yourself from falling causing the trolley flip backwards and pwn the food in it. 
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It was fucking excellent. Too good for London. Sometimes posts may contain links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.
