| I think you'll find it's 'umberella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.' |
Random rants that don't warrant their own threads • Page 3
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Stickman 29,986 posts
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NewYork 24,807 posts
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Registered 13 years agoYOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UM-BER-ELLA
ELLA
ELLA
EY
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Fat-Boy 4,300 posts
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Registered 16 years agoRhianna's music is bollocks, but she is too fit for mere words to express. -
NewYork 24,807 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI don't mind that song, actually.
Except that bit where it changes from the regular verse-chorus routine. That bit's too crappy-generic.
ELLA-ELLA-ELLA-EY-EY-EY. -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 18 years agoIt's a euphemism for FHUTA
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JayPee 1,490 posts
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Registered 14 years agoFat Boy wrote:
This is a true statement.
Rhianna's music is bollocks, but she is too fit for mere words to express. -
DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoSecurity Guards are not your friends.
This is why sometimes they ask to look at your pass properly if you just flash it ot them when you walk by. They don't know you, they don't recognise you. They're doing they're jobs. So don't throw a sissy strop every time you're asked for ID. -
magicpanda 14,934 posts
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Registered 16 years agoIs it national Drive LIKE A CUNT day?
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afray 2,248 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHouse rental agency wanted to do an inspection, so I gave them a ring to arrange a time. I can take my lunch anywhere between 12 and 2, but only for an hour:
Me: Can I have any time between 12 and 2 please?
Stupid Bint: Yeah.
Me: ...
Me: Can you be more specific than that?
SB: Unfortunately no. But I can offer you between 12 and 1 if you want.
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I'm thinking there should be a Questions and Answers thread but that's probably already been done and the questions would probably be:
Can Razz actually suck his own cock?
Does York really like men?
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DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWhy do people think it's ok to cancel other peoples print jobs? It's fucking out of order. I've been try to print the 250 page colour document all day but every time I go to the photocopier someones cancelled the job. Fucking cocks. My work is important too! GARGH! -
Mr-Brett wrote:
Apparently if you answer one of these questions the other one automatically becomes answered.
Can Razz actually suck his own cock?
Does York really like men? -
DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoIn moment of blind revenge I've put all the documents that came out after my unfinished job in the shredder. Bloody arseholes. Thats what you get when you mess with teh razz! -
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Razz wrote:
Bloody arseholes. Thats what you get when you mess with teh razz!
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NewYork 24,807 posts
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Registered 13 years agoRazz wrote:
/vomits
Shredder. Bloody arseholes. Thats what you get when you mess with teh razz! -
DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoAh! Seems my document was causing some kind of buffer overflow error. and the printer was just printing out as many pages as it limited shitty buffer could handle. 
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Stickman 29,986 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGood luck pritt-sticking all that work back together! ;D
Bet you wish you'd not fisted all those people too. -
catterz 8,763 posts
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Registered 18 years ago/hugs printer
Everyone has their own one here.gif)
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DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoStickman wrote:
Nah they're a bunch of wankers anyway
Good luck pritt-sticking all that work back together! ;D
Bet you wish you'd not fisted all those people too. -
gang_of_bitches 5,707 posts
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Registered 14 years agocatterz wrote:
/hugs printer
Everyone has their own one here
Really? You must work for the best company ever. next thing you'll be telling me its an A3 colour printer. -
DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI do! And we've got one of those huge A1 poster colour printers -
gang_of_bitches 5,707 posts
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Registered 14 years agoRazz wrote:
I do! And we've got one of those huge A1 poster colour printers
You're shitting me. Life is SO unfair. I have to walk through half the building for such luxuries. -
agparrot 11,901 posts
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Registered 17 years agoGamesTM release a decent rag-preview of a GTA IV demo.
This includes comparing the new combat system to Gears of War(!), with some fairly intricate detailing of the changing way that the Wanted / Evasion system is going to work, an excited decscription of some of the mission mechanics, and a hint at the joined-up nature of the gaming experience....
and what do people want to talk about?
Some shoddy arse-bit scanned lo-res, static Killzone2 image smaller than your average eurogamer banner ad. Who cares? I *know* that 'they' said killzone on the PS2 was going to be a 'Halo-beater', but can we please just not move on from all this fanboy-interspecies rivalry? It is one, tiny, grainy, shitty screenshot, hardly enough material to draw any conclusions. This close to an apparent playable demo at E3, is it really necessary to mouth of about such
Regardless of whether one FPS is better than another in the eyes of already-decided FPS fans, seemingly desperate for the blood in the veins of their console to carry the 'best FPS', there is a beating at the Heart of Games, and it is pounding to the tunes of GTA IV.
I'm so glad I can rant without having to start an unwarranted thread. Thanks. -
DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI hate assertive people with flawed logic. ;_;
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DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoColleague:"Is Jenny in?"
Me:"No, she's not here on Monday's."
Colleague:"So she's not here?"
Me:"No, on Mondays she's not here."
Colleague:"No need to be rude"
Me:"You asked me the same question twice?" o_O
Colleague *huff* /storms off
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DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agogang_of_bitches wrote:
*ahem*
Razz wrote:
I do! And we've got one of those huge A1 poster colour printers
You're shitting me. Life is SO unfair. I have to walk through half the building for such luxuries.
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Lukus 22,706 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRazz wrote:
So, is she in?
Colleague:"Is Jenny in?"
Me:"No, she's not here on Monday's."
Colleague:"So she's not here?"
Me:"No, on Mondays she's not here."
Colleague:"No need to be rude"
Me:"You asked me the same question twice?" o_O
Colleague *huff* /storms off
FFS! JUST DIE! -
DarmokJalad 63,738 posts
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Registered 18 years agoNope.
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my leg hurts a fucking LOT today - I must have injured it while i was drunk.
My job entails me running up and down a flight of stairs all day.
Mixing the two is not good, I dont know weather to break down and cry clutching my leg, or to just fucking break something
.gif)
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