Squirrel News Thread Page 8

  • Deleted user 26 October 2015 14:55:25
    That sounds like dying of Darwinism rather than toxoplasmosis
  • X201 26 Oct 2015 15:03:31 20,713 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    X201 wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:

    At least you guys don't have black squirrels.
    We do. Not as widespread as the greys, but we've got them.
    I live in south London. If there's black squirrels, I'd have seen them
    When did Bedfordshire move south of the river?
  • Dougs 26 Oct 2015 15:11:10 95,396 posts
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    No grey fuckers here. Not of the squirrel variety anyway. Hundreds of the old person variety though.
  • Murbs 26 Oct 2015 15:50:53 24,835 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    Murbs wrote:
    I saw my first ever red squirrel in Bergen earlier this year. Noisy little f***er.
    I turned a corner on a quiet forest road near Aviemore, and found 2 of them shagging in the middle of the road. I had to stop and toot to get them to move off.
    Probably killed the moment for them. That's fewer red squirrels than there may have been as a result :-(
  • smoothpete 26 Oct 2015 16:03:42 37,118 posts
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    Sometimes grey squirrels fuck on my shed. They do not seem to be tender lovers tbh.
  • Deleted user 26 October 2015 16:04:11
    @smoothpete no candlelit embrace?
  • THFourteen 26 Oct 2015 17:26:39 53,839 posts
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    This thread gives me goosebumps

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2335599/Arsenal-bring-Highbury-curtain-down-in-style.html
  • Psychotext 21 Jan 2016 20:44:35 67,470 posts
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    Why did no-one tell me it was squirrel appreciation day?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/earth/12112760/Squirrels-doing-the-strangest-things-in-pictures.html
  • X201 21 Jan 2016 22:52:38 20,713 posts
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    Because I was denying the little sods the oxygen of publicity.
  • Psychotext 21 Jan 2016 23:21:12 67,470 posts
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    First against the wall when the squirrel revolution comes.
  • X201 17 Jan 2017 14:18:07 20,713 posts
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    Squirrel 'threat' to critical infrastructure

    The real threat to global critical infrastructure is not enemy states or organisations but squirrels, according to one security expert.



    Damn the little sods
    Put them on the same terrorist watchlist as ISIS

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38650436
  • Deleted user 17 January 2017 14:29:04
    X201 wrote:
    Squirrel 'threat' to critical infrastructure

    The real threat to global critical infrastructure is not enemy states or organisations but squirrels, according to one security expert.



    Damn the little sods
    Put them on the same terrorist watchlist as ISIS

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38650436
    Fucking Gray Squirrels - #Bringbackthereds!
  • THFourteen 17 Jan 2017 14:37:31 53,839 posts
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    Jeez

    Over ten years ago now

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2335599/Arsenal-bring-Highbury-curtain-down-in-style.html

    TOURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • smoothpete 15 May 2018 11:03:24 37,118 posts
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    http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2018/05/squirrels_stash_50_pounds_of_p.html

    In Gaylord, Michigan

    Edited by smoothpete at 11:11:23 15-05-2018
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 May 2018 11:07:40 26,361 posts
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    GAYLORD
  • DaM 15 May 2018 11:38:14 17,469 posts
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    Diseased scum.
  • X201 15 May 2018 11:57:28 20,713 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    Diseased scum.
    Fake news put around by the pox laden foreign Greys to discredit our lovely British Reds.
  • Psychotext 15 May 2018 11:58:37 67,470 posts
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    Little bit of Leprosy never hurt anyone...
  • Vortex808 10 Aug 2018 20:38:54 14,002 posts
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45150298
  • Jono62 11 Aug 2018 08:49:10 25,557 posts
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    @Vortex808 That's nuts.
  • Graxlar_v3 11 Aug 2018 09:13:45 10,458 posts
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    Pleased itís being looked after :)
  • smoothpete 18 Sep 2018 08:26:33 37,118 posts
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    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/baby-squirrel-tails-rescue-tied-tails-accident-a8541281.html
  • RaymondLuxuryYacht 18 Sep 2018 08:57:26 363 posts
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    I see potential for a great sequel to Five Headed Shark Attack.
  • Psychotext 18 Sep 2018 09:43:52 67,470 posts
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    Good stuff.
  • PazJohnMitch 18 Sep 2018 09:47:07 16,184 posts
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    Clearly Doreen Green has a lot to answer for!
  • fontgeeksogood 18 Sep 2018 13:50:57 10,573 posts
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    How do you guys find these threads now that Craigy punishfucked the already cold corpse of the search function
  • smoothpete 18 Sep 2018 14:00:43 37,118 posts
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    "threads I created" button
  • Vortex808 18 Sep 2018 16:11:36 14,002 posts
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    I think I used google the last time I had urgent squirrel news to impart.

    I didn't follow the thread though, since I wasn't sure how long it'd be until other urgent squirrel news updates would be required. :-)
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 19:46:50 20,713 posts
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    Car vandalising scumbags

    https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1WO0O1
  • Psychotext 9 Oct 2019 22:36:57 67,470 posts
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    All dem nutz.
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