JuanKerr wrote: Haha I laugh so much everytime I hear that line! Another beaut from the first series (might even be from the first episode) is Mark after running and just catching the bus "Yes! I am the Lord of the Bus said he!" |
Peep Show Quotes Thread • Page 5
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andywilkie35 5,327 posts
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JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years ago'That's MY bit of lager' always makes me chuckle and I'm ashamed to say that I've used it many many times in real life, often substituting 'lager' for something else. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoOr, for DVD fans, HMV is selling the Series 1-5 box set for £17.99.
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macksed wrote:
got rid of the first person camera and monologues
lol what?
they might as well remake fawlty towers but remove the hotel and basil -
TheSaint 20,950 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
Or, for DVD fans, HMV is selling the Series 1-5 box set for £17.99.
Bargainous.
Similar price at Lovefilm and they have a 10% code for the next few days.
Individual series are around seven quid as well I think. Recently completed my collection with series 5 from HMV and enjoying watching them again. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWonder if they'll make a 6th Series? In terms of plot, series 5 left a lot of things unresolved ... -
TheSaint 20,950 posts
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Registered 16 years agoPart of me wants them to but it would be horrible for it to die a slow death. Probably has one more series in it I reckon. -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTheSaint wrote:
Part of me wants them to but it would be horrible for it to die a slow death. Probably has one more series in it I reckon.
This. It's one of the best programmes ever made. It really has to end soon! -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYeah, I agree. It would be awful for it to just tail off and gradually become shite. They should ensure that Series 6 is top notch and then knock it on the head.
It is indeed one of the best comedies ever and will only remain this way if they end it before it starts to go stale. Six series is plenty and for a British comedy, it's actually quite lengthy. -
glaeken 12,070 posts
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Registered 17 years agoA 6th series was commissioned on the 15th May 2008 apparently. I have no idea if that means they have started making it or it’s just an intention to make another series. -
DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years agoCame to the party very late but after buying series 1-5 (play £18) all I can say is this show is brilliant, every episode and series better than the last. The scene with Jez needing to pee and superhands needing to vomit had me and the wife crying, not forgetting "mummy". Such was the impact on me, I have bought the 3 avalible dvds containing the various sketch shows.
Mitchell and Webb are all kinds of awesome. -
BillMurray 9,736 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI have a wanking disease
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Flightrisker 18,139 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThis never fails to make me glol
Super Hans: [Reading from the Reader's Digest Quiz and Puzzle Book 1984] “I have a mouth, but do not speak. I have a bed, but never sleep. What am I?”
Mark: A river.
Super Hans: Nicholas Lyndhurst.
Mark: I think that's the wrong answer section.
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RyanCalton 1 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThere's no disputing that Super Hans is the funniest guy on the show, I piss my pants every time he kicks that door down.
Super Hans: I can't get out, let me out!
Jeremy: It's alright Hans, it's the handle, it's funny. You need to lift---
Super Hans: This is bullshit! [kicks down bathroom door]
Super Hans: Sorry lads, locked doors, sorta flips the switch. -
DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years ago[While getting a lap dance in a strip club.] Mark: (Oh, great! Here we go. I'm just another cock getting wired into the global economy. Uhhh, how should I look like? Bond-like neutrality? As though I'm so used to real-life naked women? Or, don't want to be rude... smiling encouragement? That's not a leer is it? Got to avoid the leer at all costs. And the dribble. Oh God, she looks amazing. This really should not be allowed. This is what men want and we shouldn't be allowed to have it because it's horrible and it make you feel sick! Oh great, now I'm getting an erection. How grimly predictable.)
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FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHans: It's a pisser, though, innit? Cancer. They should a find a fucking cure.
Mark: I think they're trying.
Hans: Yeah, sure they are. They should pull their fucking fingers out. It's important, Mark.
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DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years agoMark meeting Dobby (i.t.) at work, his first day back after him and Soph splitting up.
Mark: By the way, is it possible to get a block on a couple of e-mail addresses?
Dobby: Why, what have you been getting?
Mark: Ah, just the usual... crap.
Dobby: [reading] You're a piece of shit. Shitter, Stuff your bollocks up your gob...
Mark: It's just mates and that.
Dobby: [still reading] Fuck off and shut up and die?
Mark: Yeah they're pretty funny.
Dobby: Arseholes. -
Flightrisker 18,139 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAnd listen, while we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world, economic stability, interest rates, growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on.... fuck off. -
Flightrisker 18,139 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMark Corrigan: Jury service? You've been called for jury service? I can't believe they'd choose you. Must be some kind of mistake.
Jeremy Usborne: Why shouldn't I do jury service?
Mark Corrigan: Because your... critical facult... I'm not being rude but you'd be the first to admit that you're not a very logical thinker.
Jeremy Usborne: No, I wouldn't.
Mark Corrigan: You still don't properly understand what happens in Ocean's Eleven, do you?
Jeremy Usborne: It's a complicated film.
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Flightrisker 18,139 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThis just sums up Mark and Jez so well.
Jez: Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers.
Mark: Yeah, well, Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI love this exchange between Super Hans and Mark:
Super Hans: So, uh, how's it all going with Soph and the baby?
Mark Corrigan: Oh, you know, for a while it's been pretty boring but I think we're getting to the utterly terrifying bit.
Super Hans: Take my advice, stay away from the goal end, mate.
Mark Corrigan: Yeah?
Super Hans: Yeah. You don't wanna get thinking about that. It's like the... it's like the Channel Tunnel. Lovely, it's all about your holidays, but imagine you saw a fucking huge baby coming out of it. Never be the same again.
Mark Corrigan: Right.
Super Hans: One other tip, trip.
Mark Corrigan: What?
Super Hans: Trip your fucking nuts off, makes it amazing.
Mark Corrigan: Isn't it pretty amazing anyway?
Super Hans: Dunno. Yeah, maybe. But if you're tripping and you're having a baby, it's like "Fuuuck!" You know? You see a little guy come out of there, what's gonna happen next? Frogs out of her arsehole? Milk out of her ears? Anything's possible. -
DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years ago@JuanKerr
Excellent.
Stunning writing and acting. Brilliant.
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JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYep, that whole episdoe is brilliantly done.
Oooo, Eighth series might be with us before the end of the year! -
DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNot so much a quote, but just (re)watched the episode where Mark meets Dobby for the first time. The scene in the Stationery Cupboard is so well done, Mark's Internal monologue is just so funny, then when he see's Sophie and Jeff on the fire escape.
...I came all in my pants
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GuiltySpark 6,790 posts
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Registered 17 years agoMy absolute favourites are Jeremy blowing the interview by acting like a twat and pretending he has a facial tic, and probably the entire sectioning episode.
Jeremy: If YOU try to section me Mark you will have crossed a line and I will section you, so help me...
Doctor: Look guys. You've had your fun with the sectioning. There's going to be no more sectioning today. -
DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years ago@GuiltySpark
Good stuff.
Where the fook is series 9 anyway, I know they are all going to do it and it will be the last but when ?
I rewatched series 7 and 8 a few weeks back and I think they are defo better on repeated viewings (found that with Max and Paddy also, very unimpressed upon release) to be fair I do tend to watch Peep Show year round, even in the background, like now.gif)
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JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSeries 9 is due to be broadcast towards the end of next year I believe.
Funnily enough, I've recently rewatched series 6, 7 and 8 and I agree - they are definitely better on repeated viewings. -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoAh, didn't realise they were making more. Great news!
I think nostalgia plays a part when it comes to 'appreciating' shows - give it a few years and even Mrs Brown's Boys will be hailed as a postmodern genre-defying classic (not that I actually have anything against that show - just the Godawful film). -
Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] It'll be OK, it's not like I'm going to rape him... I could rape him... I'm not going to rape him.
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