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Pike 5 Sep 2007 10:54:51 13,459 posts
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For an old British woman she is surprisingly acceptable.

I vote for would.

Cloudane 5 Sep 2007 10:56:03 1,974 posts
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She can bend over aannyyy time.

pjmaybe 5 Sep 2007 11:05:03 70,666 posts
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afray wrote:

PES_Fanboy wrote:
Fern Cotton? Where do you draw the retarded line?

Oh much lower down than that. We're not even at the rim of the barrel yet.

I can't stand Fern Cotton. Her voice irritates, she looks like an anorexic Lemur, she's incapable of being funny either on telly or on the radio. The only practical use for the girl would be to use her as a ram stick for your old flintlock rifle.

Peej

afray 5 Sep 2007 11:06:25 2,248 posts
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I'd like to ram her stick down my flintlock rifle fnarrrr

-wait a minute...

mad_caddy 5 Sep 2007 11:06:58 3,751 posts
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pjmaybe wrote:
The only practical use for the girl would be to use her as a ram stick for your old flintlock rifle.

Peej

Did you watch the real Dick Turpin by any chance last night, it's not often I hear/read "flintlock" 2 days running.

pjmaybe 5 Sep 2007 11:07:59 70,666 posts
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mad_caddy wrote:

pjmaybe wrote:
The only practical use for the girl would be to use her as a ram stick for your old flintlock rifle.

Peej

Did you watch the real Dick Turpin by any chance last night, it's not often I hear/read "flintlock" 2 days running.

Damned mind reader!!!

Yep, was actually pretty cool!

Peej

Dougs 19 Dec 2008 09:24:10 100,414 posts
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Just had to bump this, for any of you forced to watch her Christmas stuff

NSFWish

MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 09:24:57 26,517 posts
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I wuv you Nigella

malteaserhead 19 Dec 2008 09:30:15 13,443 posts
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ecosse_011172 wrote:
I just watched her on telly for the 1st time, very pretty but extremely false, annoying and up her sizable arse.

Yeah, the more I see of her the less attractive she gets. I'm sure it's a ploy by her to put me off but I'm a determined toad.

All her body language was so fake, little girl-like, love me/protect me-esque. It's a bit embarrassing for such an aul doll.

So vain too, unless the camera genuinely went wonky/drunk every time she was out from behind the table.

Dougs 19 Dec 2008 09:36:28 100,414 posts
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Ach, stop reading too much into it. It's all for show, definitely. But I'm not complaining. Got to be some reason to put up with the crap cooking programme she presents!

MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 09:38:01 26,517 posts
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It's all for me. She's communicating with me through the camera, conveying her lust.

lucasmax 19 Dec 2008 09:39:28 363 posts
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Dougs wrote:
Just had to bump this, for any of you forced to watch her Christmas stuff

NSFWish

holy shit that was funny

phAge 19 Dec 2008 09:43:11 25,487 posts
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oh my fucking god

StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 09:43:42 33,974 posts
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 09:44:48 26,517 posts
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Yum.

jonsaan 19 Dec 2008 09:46:30 27,052 posts
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You are all sick. Do you not remember Nigel lawson?!!! She came out of his cock for god's sake. Get a grip!

MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 09:46:49 26,517 posts
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But... but... she's perfect!

Fixed the link!

jonsaan 19 Dec 2008 09:47:20 27,052 posts
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/slaps

phAge 19 Dec 2008 09:47:43 25,487 posts
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just look at them

StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 09:48:14 33,974 posts
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He did have good hair...

StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 09:48:41 33,974 posts
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phAge wrote:
just look at them

O_O

Wow.

jonsaan 19 Dec 2008 09:49:29 27,052 posts
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.....

StarchildHypocrethes 19 Dec 2008 09:49:56 33,974 posts
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A fine head of hair.

X201 19 Dec 2008 09:49:56 22,150 posts
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thefilthandthefury wrote:
But... but... she's perfect!

Link fix post

Dougs 19 Dec 2008 09:49:59 100,414 posts
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thefilthandthefury wrote:
But... but... she's perfect!

Fixed

malteaserhead 19 Dec 2008 09:50:41 13,443 posts
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thefilthandthefury wrote:
But... but... she's perfect!
mmm

Fix attempt.

-edit-
Jeez, that's twice this morn already Dougs

MrSensible 19 Dec 2008 09:51:13 26,517 posts
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X201 wrote:

thefilthandthefury wrote:
But... but... she's perfect!

Link fix post

What was I doing wrong? I've been linking pics here for years and only messed it up the first time o_O

It's one of those days.

The point remains, though!

Deleted user 19 December 2008 09:52:26

you missed the "".

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