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I went for a coffee this morning in a Cafe Nero in London, went for a slash and the following was written on the door of a cubicle in the gents: "Fuck me till I bleed - 07xxx xxxxxx" which I thought was quite funny. Anyone ever rung one of those numbers? Not that I want to fuck someone till they bleed, that's just plain nasty. I'd like to know what kind of person would write such a thing, and if indeed someone has responded to his advert and gone to Cafe Nero and bummed him mercilessly in the toilets. Intriguing! |
Sex request grafitti in public toilets
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Stickman 29,986 posts
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Registered 17 years ago/stares at phone
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Murbs 25,152 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWait - my number begins 07...
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RichGL 791 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWho replaced my number with all xs ?? -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoI just tried that number and apparently it doesn't exist. -
Fatfish 3,377 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWhat's worrying is the mesage doesn't say where to fuck him............could it really be that much fun having your ear drum impaled on 6 inches of pork sword?!?!? I'll never understand this whole homosexuality thing.......
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All_the_girly_men 107 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYeah sorry. I'm too cheap to put an ad in the gay porno mags. -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years ago/slips it in
/slips it out
/pricks her finger with a pin
Job done, cup o' tea..
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Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years agoYou'd think that they would ask for ahead at Café Nero? -
Fatfish 3,377 posts
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Registered 18 years agopjmaybe wrote:
/pricks her finger with a pin
The message was written on the inside of the men's cubicle - what's with the 'pricks her finger' then, huh?!? Do I sense a touch of homophobia there peej? Ashamed to accept the idea of Adam and Steve?
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHey nowhere in the original post did it say it was written by a bloke!
You've no idea how many women frequent male public toilets.
Peej -
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Grunk 4,718 posts
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Registered 17 years agoDoesn't Cafe Nero have communal toilets? -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYeah most are I should think, but there must be some real ones. There was more graffiti that said "I got a BJ in this toilet", so perhaps it's a known cottaging spot. I got mistaken for someone after some man-love in a toilet once so I know it happens! -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoGrunk wrote:
Kind of, it's was a guys cubicle on one side and a girls on the other. Leadenhall Street if anyone is interested
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Fatfish 3,377 posts
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Registered 18 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Hey nowhere in the original post did it say it was written by a bloke!
You've no idea how many women frequent male public toilets.
Peej
Having worked as a doorman in the past, I've got a fairly good idea how often women use men's toilets - but if they were rough enough to brave the blokes toilets in the first place, they're not normally worth chasing for a phone number anyway!!
Besides, it's normally women in clubs and pubs that use blokes toilets - I doubt a woman would chance it in Cafe Nero in broad daylight, no matter how desperate they were! -
S.J.Rogers 3,593 posts
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Registered 16 years agoSorry about that smoothpete... -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agofrod wrote:
It didn't get that far, to cut a long story short, he stuck his boner under the cubicle door, I opened the door and punched him in the face
smoothpete wrote:
I got mistaken for someone after some man-love in a toilet once so I know it happens!
did you enjoy the man-love? -
S.J.Rogers 3,593 posts
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Registered 16 years agosmoothpete wrote:
frod wrote:
It didn't get that far, to cut a long story short, he stuck his boner under the cubicle door, I opened the door and punched him in the face
smoothpete wrote:
I got mistaken for someone after some man-love in a toilet once so I know it happens!
did you enjoy the man-love?
That punch really hurt too..! -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agosmoothpete wrote:
What the hell? Was he lying on his side or something?!?
...he stuck his boner under the cubicle door -
haowan 7,385 posts
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Registered 15 years agosmoothpete wrote:
I went for a coffee this morning in a Cafe Nero in London, went for a slash and the following was written on the door of a cubicle in the gents:
"Fuck me till I bleed - 07xxx xxxxxx"
which I thought was quite funny. Anyone ever rung one of those numbers? Not that I want to fuck someone till they bleed, that's just plain nasty. I'd like to know what kind of person would write such a thing, and if indeed someone has responded to his advert and gone to Cafe Nero and bummed him mercilessly in the toilets. Intriguing!
One day you'll find your own number next to one of these messages, go back to the table and see one of your mates smirking hilariously and realise what really happened here. -
DaM 17,729 posts
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Registered 20 years agoPsychotext wrote:
smoothpete wrote:
What the hell? Was he lying on his side or something?!?
...he stuck his boner under the cubicle door
Or was it U-shaped? And about 2 ft long? You should have trod on it. -
DaM 17,729 posts
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Registered 20 years agohaowan wrote:
smoothpete wrote:
I went for a coffee this morning in a Cafe Nero in London, went for a slash and the following was written on the door of a cubicle in the gents:
"Fuck me till I bleed - 07xxx xxxxxx"
which I thought was quite funny. Anyone ever rung one of those numbers? Not that I want to fuck someone till they bleed, that's just plain nasty. I'd like to know what kind of person would write such a thing, and if indeed someone has responded to his advert and gone to Cafe Nero and bummed him mercilessly in the toilets. Intriguing!
One day you'll find your own number next to one of these messages, go back to the table and see one of your mates smirking hilariously and realise what really happened here.
Or you could put your own number up in the female bogs....
if you were desperate, like! -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoPsychotext wrote:
It was quite a big gap under the door, say about a foot or so. It was in Birmingham New Street station
smoothpete wrote:
What the hell? Was he lying on his side or something?!?
...he stuck his boner under the cubicle door
Heh, I know all the spots me -
Aretak 10,391 posts
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Registered 19 years agosmoothpete wrote:
This happened to me once too, in the toilets of Lakeside shopping center a few years ago. I was in the cubicle when someone knocked lightly on the door and asked me if I wanted a blowjob. I sort of sat there frozen in panic, and the next thing I know a head pops under the cubicle door and asked me again.
I got mistaken for someone after some man-love in a toilet once so I know it happens!
The thing that surprised me most is that he looked about 16 at most (I was about 17 or 18 at the time). I heard someone else coming in, at which point he scarpered. I've never wiped my arse so fast and fled from a public toilet in all my life.
To be fair I had been in there much longer than I should have as I was reading the paper, so perhaps it looked like I was hanging around waiting for a blowjob. o_O
On a side note, I lost my moderating position on another forum at the time for posting about this experience, despite the fact that absoloutely nothing sexual actually happened. Ho-hum. -
Stickman 29,986 posts
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Registered 17 years agoOwner of site = rentboy
A trend? -
Lutz 48,870 posts
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Registered 18 years agoAretak wrote:
!!!
On a side note, I lost my moderating position on another forum at the time for posting about this experience, despite the fact that absoloutely nothing sexual actually happened. Ho-hum.
/shoves all skeletons back in closet
/padlocks closet
/buys safe
/shoves closet in safe
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/drops safe into Davey Jones locker (Get it?! Ho ho ho!) -
wopr-lower-case 2,198 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThey're not very funny when you have a son who is old enough to go to the loo on his own in our opinion.
If we'd wanted him learning words like that we'd have sent him to private school -
dont teach him to read then.
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