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Please delete this thread after you delete Lexx87's thread about deleting his other thread

  • Deleted user 17 September 2007 09:54:53
    Just in case the message hasn't got through yet, Lexx87 is concerned that anyone randomly searching for 'Lexx87' on Google out of boredom will find him asking "Is it wrong to think about having sex with other girls, when you're in a very happy and serious rela"

    The stupid monkey doesn't want his girlfriend to realise that he thinks about her sister, her best friend, Angelina Jolie and the girl in the newspaper shop while he's "on the job" and seeing as it's exceptionally likely that his girlfriend will search for Lexx87 on Google he'd like that thread deleted. He'd also need you to delete his thread asking you to delete the original thread, although Google's probably going to have cached that one as well by now. Finally, we're probably going to need you to delete this one too.

    I realise I've probably made a bit of work for otto or someone to do, but deleting threads isn't that hard and anyway isn't that what you've got Piro for, to delegate thankless tasks like this to?

    Just doing my bit for the community.

    PS Halo 3 will be shit!

    kthnxbye
  • nickthegun 17 Sep 2007 10:11:00 87,711 posts
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    This could turn into some ouroboros thread creation/deletion scenario that could finally kill the internet.
  • Deleted user 17 September 2007 10:31:53
    nickthegun wrote:
    This could turn into some ouroboros thread creation/deletion scenario that could finally kill the internet.

    About time someone did, that bloody internet gets away with murder!
  • Deleted user 17 September 2007 11:26:19
    /destined to be lost in the mists of time, never deleted, and cached for all eternity hehehehehehe


    Bugger, I just bumped it, making it more likely to get deleted after all.
  • Deleted user 17 September 2007 11:27:58
    It's not my girlfriend i'm worried about. It's my enemies looking for some way to damage me :p

    /is not paranoid

    /watches shadow carefully
  • Pirotic Moderator 17 Sep 2007 11:30:34 20,644 posts
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    wouldn't your enemies be smart enough just to click the 'cache' button in google? Not to mention it would delete everybody elses posts in these threads, which seems a bit harsh.
  • Deleted user 17 September 2007 11:34:42
    Christ we've all said some stupid things on EG - just don't go telling your girlfriend or your enemies what your EG name is!
  • Deleted user 17 September 2007 11:36:07
    I admit i'm finding this all a bit ridiculous. Your fault Owen, a nice mod could have just done away with it to secure my insecure mind. And you had to go ram my dads spunk into my mouth.

    Bastard :)
  • Deleted user 17 September 2007 11:37:55
    Lexx87 wrote:
    I admit i'm finding this all a bit ridiculous. Your fault Owen, a nice mod could have just done away with it to secure my insecure mind. And you had to go ram my dads spunk into my mouth.

    Bastard :)
    OMG. You're sick.
  • Load_2.0 17 Sep 2007 11:38:36 33,582 posts
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    Put him on your enemy list.
  • Deleted user 17 September 2007 11:53:09
    Load "$" wrote:
    Put him on your enemy list.

    We should have one of those on EG, bit like an ignore list but instead of ignoring their posts it highlights them red and has ENEMY written next to it.
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