A list of things I have stuck my cock in Page 5

  • ghearoid 4 Nov 2008 21:09:45 3,758 posts
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    Um, blokes' mouths and bumholes. That's it!

    ;o)
  • TheBounce 4 Nov 2008 21:12:59 203 posts
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    You guys are hilariously sick.
  • BanjoMan 4 Nov 2008 21:18:28 13,692 posts
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    ghearoid just wouldn't be the same without his trademark 'um'.
  • Fatiguez 4 Nov 2008 21:19:40 8,930 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    ghearoid just wouldn't be the same without his trademark 'um'.

    Or ';o)'.
  • Red-Moose 4 Nov 2008 21:22:32 5,344 posts
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    TheBounce
  • JuanKerr 4 Nov 2008 21:24:22 37,710 posts
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    A chicken coop.
  • ronuds 4 Nov 2008 21:27:57 21,781 posts
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    The OP's been around! Holy crap!

    Haven't experimented with this sort of thing as such, but I hear cantelopes and the like are quite an experience. ;)
  • coastal 4 Nov 2008 21:30:32 5,432 posts
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    my flies on my shorts, aged 7-8. went all the way through and had to reverse out.
  • Vice.Destroyer 4 Nov 2008 21:31:56 7,437 posts
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    I keep looking in this thread and I am happy beyond words that no fellow gamer has put his cock into a live animal. Although, if some cheeky bastard circulates the rumour that you can unlock an achievement for that, that might change.

    Edit: NOT by me!!!
  • Deleted user 4 November 2008 21:39:19
    A jam donut
    A glove puppet
    A piggy bank
    The Lord Mayor of Lincoln
  • TheBounce 4 Nov 2008 21:40:21 203 posts
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    The lonely thread?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Nov 2008 21:40:26 47,501 posts
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    My wife
    Your wife
  • ronuds 4 Nov 2008 21:52:53 21,781 posts
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    Which is the bizarro Rape Bear?
  • ronuds 4 Nov 2008 22:02:15 21,781 posts
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    What's with the raping of bears and whales?
  • Genji 4 Nov 2008 22:14:55 19,682 posts
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  • Genji 4 Nov 2008 22:15:54 19,682 posts
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    This is weird.
  • Jeepers 4 Nov 2008 22:16:17 16,616 posts
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    Vice.Destroyer wrote:
    I keep looking in this thread and I am happy beyond words that no fellow gamer has put his cock into a live animal.

    Paging PES_Fanboy!
  • Deleted user 4 November 2008 22:17:01
    Jeepers wrote:
    Vice.Destroyer wrote:
    I keep looking in this thread and I am happy beyond words that no fellow gamer has put his cock into a dead animal.

    Paging PES_Fanboy!

    More likely to get a response.
  • L_Franko Moderator 5 Nov 2008 13:51:11 9,695 posts
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    Well, that was a interesting read.
  • smoothpete 5 Nov 2008 13:55:09 37,743 posts
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    I think reading it back the thing that amuses me most is how nonchalant he is about the gender of the snow person. Hey, snowman, snowwoman, whatever man, it's all good.
  • MrWorf 5 Nov 2008 13:58:56 64,187 posts
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    xD glmao.
  • MrWorf 5 Nov 2008 14:00:48 64,187 posts
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    I balanced a plastic cap from a canister of Lynx on my bellend recently. Looked liked a chibi-darth vader.
  • smoothpete 5 Nov 2008 14:07:30 37,743 posts
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    genuine lol
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