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DJCopa 6 Jul 2009 16:56:36 2,577 posts
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Pate in a sock - brussels or duck l'orange, depending on your mood........

DFawkes 6 Jul 2009 16:59:16 32,786 posts
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My lucky Homer Simpson slipper are quite good. Looks like Homer is sucking you off. That's not gay, he's a drawing.

iokthemonkey 6 Jul 2009 17:00:44 4,662 posts
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An ex of mine once heard a strange noise coming from her (male) cousin's bedroom. She walked in on him lying naked on the bed with a Sooty puppet on his cock.

Izzy wizzy, let's get busy...

pjmaybe 6 Jul 2009 17:04:09 70,666 posts
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The fool. Does he not realise that Soo was the better lay?

HoriZon 6 Jul 2009 17:05:32 14,351 posts
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pjmaybe wrote:
The fool. Does he not realise that Soo was the better lay?

She is well slack! at least Sooty is a tight fit!

BanjoMan 6 Jul 2009 17:09:27 13,692 posts
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Sweep makes nice noises though.

HoriZon 6 Jul 2009 17:10:26 14,351 posts
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BanjoMan wrote:
Sweep makes nice noises though.

Yeah but when its a bloke you dont want to hear him!

pjmaybe 6 Jul 2009 17:11:16 70,666 posts
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I gave up on Sooty. I'd just be on my vinegar strokes and the little bastard would whip out a water pistol and get me in the eye with it. Totally put me off.

localnotail 6 Jul 2009 17:11:40 23,079 posts
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DFawkes wrote:
My lucky Homer Simpson slipper are quite good. Looks like Homer is sucking you off. That's not gay, he's a drawing.

of course dear.

BanjoMan 6 Jul 2009 17:13:59 13,692 posts
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DFawkes wrote:
My lucky Homer Simpson slipper are quite good. Looks like Homer is sucking you off. That's not gay, he's a drawing.

Depends if you imagine him making that drooling/gargling sound while you do it. That'd be pretty gay.

iokthemonkey 6 Jul 2009 17:16:45 4,662 posts
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And going, "Mmm... penis..."

Syrette 10 Jul 2009 13:18:32 51,181 posts
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Hole in the middle of a cd.

Dirtbox 10 Jul 2009 13:19:29 92,595 posts
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JediMasterMalik 10 Jul 2009 13:21:34 11,820 posts
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foreverafternothing wrote:
Hole in the middle of a cd.

Smallest cock in the world confirmed.

Syrette 10 Jul 2009 13:21:43 51,181 posts
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And our pet dog?

Dirtbox 10 Jul 2009 13:22:19 92,595 posts
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Deleted user 10 July 2009 13:23:58

The whole of year 10 circa 2001

nickthegun 10 Jul 2009 13:24:32 87,711 posts
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JediMasterMalik wrote:

foreverafternothing wrote:
Hole in the middle of a cd.

Smallest cock in the world confirmed.

Im no John Holmes, but, yeah, thats a tiny little dick.

Stickman 10 Jul 2009 13:28:26 29,986 posts
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It must have been like a dolphin with a four-can holder over its snout.

Syrette 10 Jul 2009 13:52:27 51,181 posts
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Safe to say I wasn't being serious.

Dirtbox 10 Jul 2009 13:54:11 92,595 posts
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Stickman 10 Jul 2009 13:54:48 29,986 posts
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foreverafternothing wrote:
Hole in the middle of a cd.

Syrette 10 Jul 2009 13:55:50 51,181 posts
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Dirtbox wrote:
Yeah, right. What sort of cunt would say something that unfunny as a joke?

The majority of the people in this thread who've not been serious?

I.e. 85%+ of the 'things' posted?

Dirtbox 10 Jul 2009 13:56:11 92,595 posts
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Syrette 10 Jul 2009 13:58:01 51,181 posts
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I'll try later and let you know.

MrTomFTW Moderator 10 Jul 2009 13:58:52 47,501 posts
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foreverafternothing, yesterday

Link, while a wikipedia article, is NSFW.

Stickman 10 Jul 2009 13:59:01 29,986 posts
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You could use your genitals to decorate a minicab rear view mirror.

Syrette 10 Jul 2009 13:59:39 51,181 posts
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I did not give them permission to use that picture.

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