A list of things I have stuck my cock in Page 10

  • Dirtbox 10 Jul 2009 14:03:16 91,097 posts
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  • convercide 23 Apr 2010 10:57:11 6,425 posts
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    I can't believe it. 3 years ago no-one cracked the joke about the wine bottle:

    "He put the hardon in Chardonnay."
  • Whizzo 23 Apr 2010 11:02:31 44,793 posts
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    Having just started reading the collected versions of "The Boys" I've now realised Carrybagma is in fact Tek Knight.
  • Gazza_UK 23 Apr 2010 18:00:25 289 posts
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    I believe I should qoute from Meat Loaf's song "California Isnt Big Enough" on his new album "Hang Cool Teddy bear"

    ..

    "I can barely keep my dick in my pants"
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  • Deleted user 3 June 2014 22:41:46
    /bump

    Comedy glod.
  • Syrette 3 Jun 2014 22:59:02 50,224 posts
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    What became of Carrybagma?
  • skuzzbag 3 Jun 2014 23:02:31 5,950 posts
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    I still laugh about the cassette tape one.
  • Trafford 3 Jun 2014 23:02:34 8,347 posts
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    Maybe he put his cock somewhere he really shouldn't have?
  • mrpon 3 Jun 2014 23:25:37 35,208 posts
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    Paprika sounds stingy.
  • Deleted user 25 October 2015 22:06:00
    Old school friend is over from old country and reminded me of the time where we dared each other to put the end of our Johnsons in the barbed plastic holder for dish cloths in the motorhome we were staying in, to impress some girls.

    Not quite sure 13 year old girls nowadays would be impressed with 13 year old boys trying to stick their penises into what essentially was one of those anti rape things.

    Nick, I swear to God if you type "I'm no John Holmes, but..." for the third time in this thread...
  • anephric 25 Oct 2015 22:11:36 3,222 posts
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    I remember when there were Johnsons as far as the eye could see...
  • mrpon 25 Oct 2015 22:24:54 35,208 posts
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    I saw a guys cock the other day in the changing rooms. It was the thinnest thing I've ever seen! Like peperami thin, I swear I glanced longer than I should've.

    Seems relevant.
  • Not-a-reviewer 25 Oct 2015 22:29:13 5,699 posts
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    Did he want you to look him in the eye the rest of the time?
  • Godofporn 25 Oct 2015 22:29:48 6,728 posts
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    Wtf. Why was I not aware of this thread

    Well


    I brought a cock vibrating thing. Was madly drunk. Took a V pill because that's what you do when your 21. And after I jizzed on her. I was still left there with a full errection and the damm ring wouldn't come off for a good 20 minutes. This is not a lie.

    Had to mask it by saying "I'm going to have a shower, be out soon"
  • mrpon 25 Oct 2015 22:37:53 35,208 posts
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    reviewer wrote:
    Did he want you to look him in the eye the rest of the time?
    Yes you did.
  • Deleted user 25 October 2015 22:38:07
    Aged 21 I don't think I managed a not erect 20 minutes a day. Those were the days.
  • Not-a-reviewer 25 Oct 2015 22:41:41 5,699 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    reviewer wrote:
    Did he want you to look him in the eye the rest of the time?
    Yes you did.
    That's a terrible comeback, I'll give you another go.

    I would never insist on eye contact.
  • retro74 25 Oct 2015 22:41:43 2,850 posts
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    @anephric Police Academy?
  • Godofporn 25 Oct 2015 22:49:01 6,728 posts
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    @Carrybagma I love you for making this thread. This and the poo diaries are the two top things I have ever read
  • mrpon 25 Oct 2015 22:55:13 35,208 posts
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    reviewer wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    reviewer wrote:
    Did he want you to look him in the eye the rest of the time?
    Yes you did.
    That's a terrible comeback, I'll give you another go.

    I would never insist on eye contact.
    Ha! I thought we were doing terrible lines?!
  • neilka 25 Oct 2015 22:58:00 22,534 posts
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    Sadly user Carrybagma died after being dragged for three stops by a Northern Line train. Police were unable to work out how exactly he became trapped in the door.
  • JoeBlade 25 Oct 2015 23:09:51 4,368 posts
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    He thought it wise to twist the question to 'A list of things I have stuck in my cock', with rather unexpected consequences. Pee canal blockage is such a mess.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 25 Oct 2015 23:24:48 32,224 posts
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    Cassette tapes and Swarfega are two things that always hold a certain sense of wonder with me thanks to this thread.
  • JoeBlade 25 Oct 2015 23:35:59 4,368 posts
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    I don't know, the cassette tape incident seems as plausible as PES claiming he pleasured himself with a 3 tonne lorry.

    I wouldn't put it past him but... ehhhh.
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Oct 2015 23:43:57 10,712 posts
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    @mrpon

    A noodle wearing a snood?
  • anephric 25 Oct 2015 23:44:25 3,222 posts
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    @retro74 And what a lovely sight it was.
  • neilka 26 Oct 2015 00:03:04 22,534 posts
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    Does putting your testicles in a Dyson Airblade count or would that need a separate thread?
  • mal 26 Oct 2015 01:35:46 29,326 posts
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    A list of electronic devices you have tea-bagged.
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