A list of things I have stuck my cock in Page 12

  • monsieur-Spike 29 Apr 2017 19:04:53 1 posts
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    I have also put casset tape video tape DVD(the inside up my cock
  • Cadence 29 Apr 2017 19:13:51 2,577 posts
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    Tub of axel grease.
  • Deleted user 29 April 2017 19:19:06
    @nickthegun you're no John Holmes but..
  • Syrette 29 Apr 2017 19:30:22 51,120 posts
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    Jesus H

    Edited by Syrette at 19:30:41 29-04-2017
  • challenge_hanukkah 29 Apr 2017 19:36:50 14,208 posts
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    monsieur-Spike wrote:
    I have also put casset tape video tape DVD(the inside up my cock
    You liquidised it first though, right?
  • elstoof 29 Apr 2017 19:39:11 27,447 posts
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    I've just walked around my hotel room for the last hour posing my penis in and around various things, in a soap dish, over a door handle etc. I'll be back later with the full list
  • Deleted user 29 April 2017 20:12:17
    When in San Francisco
  • challenge_hanukkah 29 Apr 2017 20:23:04 14,208 posts
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    In user elstoof's not too distant future
  • Deleted user 29 April 2017 20:35:39
    My first proper girlfriend's bottom cheeks.

    Too much?
  • JoeBlade 29 Apr 2017 20:41:43 6,136 posts
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    This is a fascinating thread.

    I'm not sure how to respond but... fascintating.
  • Deleted user 29 April 2017 20:42:09
    DukeSilver's first proper girlfriend's bottom cheeks.
  • Deleted user 29 April 2017 20:49:22
    That's where I know you from!
  • Jeepers 29 Apr 2017 21:43:03 16,612 posts
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    @DukeSilver

    I'm no expert but I think you're supposed to go beyond the cheeks.

    We need PES to clarify.
  • Jeepers 29 Apr 2017 21:43:15 16,612 posts
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    No bumstuff.
  • elstoof 29 Apr 2017 21:44:49 27,447 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    In user elstoof's not too distant future
    You'd need a much bigger set of loppers
  • Deleted user 29 April 2017 21:59:43
    DukeSilver wrote:
    That's where I know you from!
    :D
  • Deleted user 29 April 2017 22:02:02
    @Jeepers I can exclusively reveal that yes, user DukeSilver's first proper girlfriend would have preferred it went beyond the cheeks, but she had to work with what she had
  • Deleted user 29 April 2017 22:05:41
    In my defence, she had a fairly fat arse.
  • eleven63 30 Apr 2017 02:01:15 2,965 posts
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    A bath.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 May 2019 09:40:37 12,913 posts
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    Never forget
  • Nanocrystal 11 May 2019 10:01:48 2,473 posts
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    I question the veracity of the 3rd item.
  • hedben2013 11 May 2019 11:01:13 2,102 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Jesus H
    Blasphemy!
  • elstoof 11 May 2019 11:45:01 27,447 posts
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    Jesus H shares the same initials as John Holmes. Coincidence?
  • fontgeeksogood 11 May 2019 13:16:42 12,913 posts
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    How about No John Holmes But
  • Cadence 11 May 2019 20:45:32 2,577 posts
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    I'd forgotten about this thread. It was in my next door neighbours garage too.
  • neilka 7 Jan 2021 15:05:33 23,960 posts
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    User hedben2013
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