A list of things I have stuck my cock in Page 13

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  • JoeBlade 7 Jan 2021 15:06:30 6,136 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    User hedben2013
    user neilka, are you drunken?

    Edit: or secretly in love with user hedben2013?

    Edit 2: typoozzz

    Edited by JoeBlade at 15:07:45 07-01-2021

    Edited by JoeBlade at 15:08:35 07-01-2021
  • richarddavies 7 Jan 2021 15:08:26 8,237 posts
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    Also user hedben2013.
  • JoeBlade 7 Jan 2021 15:10:12 6,136 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    Also user hedben2013.
    Look, as the saying goes: syldexics, untie!

    I'm not actually dyslexic, I'm just a bad typer
  • hedben2013 7 Jan 2021 15:28:53 2,102 posts
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    This thread is a frank discussion of home-built sheltering solutions for roosters
  • JoeBlade 7 Jan 2021 15:30:42 6,136 posts
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    It's all my fault.

    /hangs head in shame
  • elstoof 11 Jun 2021 22:56:24 27,447 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Cassette tape? Im no John Holmes but, jesus..
    Evergreen post
  • anephric 12 Jun 2021 00:24:44 5,093 posts
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    Speaking of micropenises, as I often do, one of my missus's mates let slip to her that her husband has a microdoodle.

    I've often wondered, since you've got to be creative with what God gave you, can you do a nostril fuck with a micropeen?

    Is that a thing? Everything's a thing, isn't it?

    Stealth 'I'm bored with my missus's conventional cavities and want to do her up the nose' post.
  • dfunked09 12 Jun 2021 00:33:59 2,093 posts
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    Noodle dick is my current favourite insult... Makes you think though, could some people fit it in a bit of macaroni?...

    Edited by dfunked09 at 00:34:09 12-06-2021
  • Dougs 12 Jun 2021 06:49:13 99,664 posts
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    anephric wrote:


    Is that a thing? Everything's a thing, isn't it?
    I imagine so. If you can think it, there will be fetish videos on porn hub etc.
  • elstoof 12 Jun 2021 08:11:16 27,447 posts
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    If you’re as rich as your friends microdick husband is you can probably put it anywhere you want
  • Vortex808 12 Jun 2021 08:36:05 15,265 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    If you’re as rich as your friends microdick husband is you can probably put it anywhere you want
    /Awaits stealth 'i'm poor, hence have a macropenis' post from someone....
  • DakeyrasUK 12 Jun 2021 08:50:22 5,271 posts
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    /Reads first post

    /Reads first page

    /Reads last page


    Wellllllll, soooooo.... yeahhhhh, OK I'm done. Enough Internet for me today and it has only just begun!
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