A list of things I have stuck my cock in Page 3

  • DarmokJalad 18 Sep 2007 13:04:01 63,689 posts
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    Before you die?

    BEFORE YOU DIIIIIIIIIE!!!!

    So morbid. :(

    While you're still alive surely?
  • DarmokJalad 18 Sep 2007 13:04:02 63,689 posts
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    Ah nice edit! :)
  • keyboardmonkey 18 Sep 2007 13:05:51 409 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Before you die?

    BEFORE YOU DIIIIIIIIIE!!!!

    So morbid. :(

    While you're still alive surely?

    You never know when you are going to bleed to death from having your cock pull off as you try to get it out of wine bottle.
  • Telepathic.Geometry 18 Sep 2007 13:24:02 12,422 posts
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    :o Carrybagma man, you are one weird guy. I've added you to my friends list.
  • Stickman 18 Sep 2007 13:25:37 29,986 posts
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    Sounds like someone wants to get himself on the list...
  • Telepathic.Geometry 18 Sep 2007 13:30:13 12,422 posts
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    Stickman wrote: Sounds like someone wants to get himself on the list...
    /fingers crossed
  • malteaserhead 5 Mar 2008 10:58:20 13,443 posts
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    bump for smoothpete? :)
  • Lutz 5 Mar 2008 11:00:03 48,870 posts
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    A henry hoover.
  • armyourfists 5 Mar 2008 11:00:26 917 posts
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    Fantastic bump.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 5 Mar 2008 11:01:15 32,224 posts
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    Definitely one of my favourite threads :D

    I still can't get my head around the Swarfega one...
  • smoothpete 5 Mar 2008 11:06:08 35,755 posts
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    malteaserhead wrote:
    bump for smoothpete? :)
    Heheheh, nice one :)

    What a list that is eh, I mean, that's some serious object fucking going on right there :D
  • smoothpete 5 Mar 2008 11:09:37 35,755 posts
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    Which hopefully will NOT include swarfega
  • Whizzo 5 Mar 2008 11:13:12 44,793 posts
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    J.C wrote:
    His next thread will be...

    A list of things i have stuck up my ass
    Hasn't Groovemeister already beaten him to that subject?
  • StarchildHypocrethes 5 Mar 2008 11:14:53 32,224 posts
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    It always seemed like it was a tub of axle grease with a bag of sand and glass shards dumped in it.

    Shredded anything off your hands.
  • malteaserhead 5 Mar 2008 11:23:40 13,443 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    J.C wrote:
    Question: what the fuck is swarfega made off? i have always wanted to know!

    Not that difficult, eh? :p

    I liked the last bit..

    "This may be a bit confusing, as "swarf" now commonly refers to the metal shavings and chips resulting from metalworking operations. You can, if you wish, stick your cock in it."

    Nice work ;)
  • Carlo 5 Mar 2008 11:29:01 20,535 posts
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    Whizzo wrote:
    J.C wrote:
    His next thread will be...

    A list of things i have stuck up my ass
    Hasn't Groovemeister already beaten him to that subject?
    /giggles
  • Mokero 5 Mar 2008 12:51:18 80 posts
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    I have put my willy in wimminz vagina, and mouth, and a rubber chicken.
    And my hand come to think of it.

    That's about it. My list sucks :(
    I can't actually believe that's all i've stuck it in.
  • Deleted user 5 March 2008 12:56:48
    Mokero wrote:
    I have put my willy in wimminz, and a rubber chicken.
    And my hand come to think of it.

    That's about it. My list sucks :(

    Underpants?
  • Mokero 5 Mar 2008 13:01:55 80 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Mokero wrote:
    I have put my willy in wimminz, and a rubber chicken.
    And my hand come to think of it.

    That's about it. My list sucks :(

    Underpants?
    Yeah but that's not really sticking it in them is it? It's kinda just.....in them, no sticking involved.


    chortle at arguing semantics of sticking willy in stuff.
  • RichGL 5 Mar 2008 13:02:10 791 posts
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    Carrybagma wrote:
    The cassette tape one. Quite possible when you're 13, determined and probably mad. The idea was to rewind the tape with 'no hands' rather than get the horn. Getting it off again was the problem.

    Imagine being caught by your mother with your pecker-head poked through a cassette tape? What an idiot. It would have been off to the quack for sure.

    Listen, I'm no Dirk Diggler, but even at 13 it would have been dfficult to achieve that.
  • afghan_jones 5 Mar 2008 13:06:32 3,040 posts
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    just went back and read the cassette tape stuff.



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you should be ashamed of your tiny little pinkie-winkie. Thats pathetic.
  • Mokero 5 Mar 2008 13:08:22 80 posts
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    /\ Yeah I mean, my cock used to be small, but jesus it would never have fit in that.

    HAHAA AT BEANDICK!
  • Deleted user 5 March 2008 13:14:22
    :o

    silly 3am poster!
  • Deleted user 5 March 2008 13:25:40
    Carry...well. You did ask for all this :p
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