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otto Moderator 5 Mar 2008 14:55:32 49,322 posts
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Jeeeeeeeesus.

WTF is swarfega? o_O

StarchildHypocrethes 5 Mar 2008 15:15:38 33,974 posts
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It's kinda like liquid sand paper.

Used for cleaning grease and oil etc from hands.

otto Moderator 5 Mar 2008 17:06:01 49,322 posts
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o_O

BravoGolf Moderator 5 Mar 2008 17:07:33 12,787 posts
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Carrybagma wrote:
It's approaching the dead hour and the EG forum is quiet. What better time to exorcise the ghosts of past tom-cockery.

A watermelon
Banana skins
Women
A Sandcastle
Milk bottles
Socks - my socks, other peoples socks, socks left on washing lines (hehe)
A clamp
An orange
Bunch of grapes
Paprika
A snowman/woman/thing
A car exhaust
Bog Roll tubes (painful)
A cassette tape - (one of the holes, only just, when very limp indeed, honest, in order to demonstrate a novel way of rewinding. Almost a hospital job that)
Various jars and containers of the type you'd find under the kitchen sink.
A fluffy bunny/teddy bear
Blow-up doll (of course)
Polystyrene hole
Plastic bags
Hose pipe
A tap (ouch)
A hedge (ouch)
Pot of swarfega
Pot of cream
A book
Hats
Hoover pipe (sanity returned before hitting the on switch)
Cushions
Two steaks
A bag of compost
Doughnuts
Knickers, bras, tights, stockings etc.

I reckon I could add the same again if I thought long enough. Most of the above achieved before the age of 16.

Have you really?

Quint2020 5 Mar 2008 17:09:40 3,484 posts
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/backs away......... slowly

Mokero 6 Mar 2008 21:10:53 80 posts
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'kay so I've been thinking about this .....(maybe a bit too much).....but after seeing my pitiful list of things I've put my willy in, I have decided to endeavor to stick my willy into more things from now on....

*looks around room* hmmm there's no a lot around right now *sees dog* think that's a bit hardcore for the minute, shall build up to it.......

sall keep you all updated.

Psychotext 6 Mar 2008 23:31:11 70,652 posts
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Mokero wrote:
*looks around room* hmmm there's no a lot around right now *sees dog* think that's a bit hardcore for the minute, shall build up to it.......

sall keep you all updated.

O_o

Deleted user 7 March 2008 00:53:30

I seriously doubt the validity of this Wiki claim...

"The effectiveness of Swarfega is due to its highly concentrated mix of Wilkinson's own brand shower gel, Persil Biological and freshly collected frogspawn."

From the above link...

MrWorf 2 Nov 2008 22:34:54 64,187 posts
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I'm gonna give the hole in the subwoofer a go tonight. Fuck it.

Fatiguez 2 Nov 2008 22:36:00 8,930 posts
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Nice bump Razz. Reading this thread will be a lot more fun than all the work I have to do

Retroid Moderator 2 Nov 2008 22:36:08 45,464 posts
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If it results in speakerpups can I have enough for a 5.1 system?

Cheers.

Carlo 2 Nov 2008 22:38:36 21,801 posts
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Razz wrote:
I'm gonna give the hole in the subwoofer a go tonight. Fuck it.

Keep the power on, put on some Reggae, pick something 'In Dub'.

And good luck!

MrWorf 2 Nov 2008 22:38:42 64,187 posts
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Music/Sound reccomendations for maximum effect please. I stuck on the Lucas Arts Deep bass test mp3 to warm up with.

MrWorf 2 Nov 2008 22:39:12 64,187 posts
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Wahey Carlo! Shabba it is!

Lukus 2 Nov 2008 22:39:49 24,639 posts
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You know, I might join you Razz.

Deleted user 2 November 2008 22:40:11

Can't be bothered to read entire thread. Assume someone has already done* 'a small child'?

* in both senses of the word

Fatiguez 2 Nov 2008 22:40:49 8,930 posts
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I wish I had a subwoofer, I'm bored

MrWorf 2 Nov 2008 22:41:24 64,187 posts
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I think that will stand the test of time as the wierdest thing I'll ever do. Felt fucking wicked though.

Shabba!

Deleted user 2 November 2008 22:41:44

Inspired by this thread I just put my cock in my coffee mug handle.

Fatiguez 2 Nov 2008 22:42:08 8,930 posts
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Does your mug have soup in it?

Lukus 2 Nov 2008 22:42:30 24,639 posts
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Wicked to completion?

Deleted user 2 November 2008 22:42:54

Nope, I have a soup mug for that.

Carlo 2 Nov 2008 22:43:55 21,801 posts
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Present Arms will bring tears to your eyes

MrWorf 2 Nov 2008 22:44:07 64,187 posts
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In a completely unrelated splitsecond of madness I considered using a brolly cover and a finished tube of bogroll as a condom.

Vice.Destroyer 3 Nov 2008 00:46:31 7,437 posts
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You are all mad.

Putting a penis in anything other than a vagina, mouth or (at a push) an anus is asking for trouble.

Deleted user 3 November 2008 01:34:08

I put my penis in a condom once.

HiddenPooh 3 Nov 2008 01:46:35 1,426 posts
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I've just scrabbled around in the understair cupboard to find a cassette tape and now I feel sick.

JYM60 3 Nov 2008 01:49:49 19,085 posts
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cubbymoore wrote:
I put my penis in a condom once.

Heathen.

Deleted user 4 November 2008 20:55:49

Vice.Destroyer wrote:
You are all mad.

Putting a penis in anything other than a vagina, mouth or (at a push) an anus is asking for trouble.

And it can indeed take quite a bit of pushing.

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