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mal 29,326 posts
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McEwan 884 posts
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Registered 8 years agoBravo, sir - Bravo. -
Good point. Someone PM him the number of the Reverse Samaritans -
PazJohnMitch 17,276 posts
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Registered 14 years agoHell's front desk: (785) 273-0325
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Armoured_Bear 31,234 posts
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Registered 10 years agojablonski wrote:
Fantastic.
magicpanda wrote:
Frozen
I have a 2.5 year old boy who is getting his head around language and talking. He picks up new words daily and the words he doesn't quite get right also change on a near daily basis.
This weekend we grabbed some cheap 'kids day' tickets to see Frozen which would be his first ever trip to the cinema. We never expected to see the entire film as he is still a bit young to sit still for more than 10 minutes at a time.
After being shown to our seats we settle in perfectly and he was in awe of the huge screen while munching away at a small bowl of grapes which he adorably calls "Bapes". Things are going really well and we are happy (and perhaps a little smug) parents
A few minutes later I hear my son, the love of my life, say the word "Rape?". I must of misheard. I look down at him and he looks at me with an empty bowl... "Rape?". My wife looks at me jaw open. "RAPE!? RAPE!?". The cinema falls silent as the Films Certificate screen is shown.
I whisper to him that there are none left and try to give him a biscuit. He's really not interested. "MORE RAAAAAPE!!" There are tears welling in his eyes. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!" he screams.
Once he gets to this point even misdirection no longer works and it's going to be at least 5 mins before he calms down again.
My wife basically grabs him and walk-runs with him screaming and crying about Rapes and I follow red-faced, carrying a handbag, spilling coke and saying Grapes a lot. It was a fucking nightmare.
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Jeepers 16,616 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDairyfree wrote:
Can you POTD in the POTD thread?
Thought that would be up your street. -
Why is everyone laughing at a small child being raped in a cinema? -
CosmicFuzz 32,632 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYou're not in Canada anymore, buddy. -
Bryan Adams warned me about you lot -
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Rodpad 2,997 posts
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Registered 11 years agohttp://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/280693
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Carlo 21,801 posts
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Registered 16 years agoRoddles wrote:
crytec thread? Didn't they sing "deeply dippy"?
http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/280693
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FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agojablonski wrote:
Haha. Glol. Brilliant.
magicpanda wrote:
Frozen
I have a 2.5 year old boy who is getting his head around language and talking. He picks up new words daily and the words he doesn't quite get right also change on a near daily basis.
This weekend we grabbed some cheap 'kids day' tickets to see Frozen which would be his first ever trip to the cinema. We never expected to see the entire film as he is still a bit young to sit still for more than 10 minutes at a time.
After being shown to our seats we settle in perfectly and he was in awe of the huge screen while munching away at a small bowl of grapes which he adorably calls "Bapes". Things are going really well and we are happy (and perhaps a little smug) parents
A few minutes later I hear my son, the love of my life, say the word "Rape?". I must of misheard. I look down at him and he looks at me with an empty bowl... "Rape?". My wife looks at me jaw open. "RAPE!? RAPE!?". The cinema falls silent as the Films Certificate screen is shown.
I whisper to him that there are none left and try to give him a biscuit. He's really not interested. "MORE RAAAAAPE!!" There are tears welling in his eyes. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!" he screams.
Once he gets to this point even misdirection no longer works and it's going to be at least 5 mins before he calms down again.
My wife basically grabs him and walk-runs with him screaming and crying about Rapes and I follow red-faced, carrying a handbag, spilling coke and saying Grapes a lot. It was a fucking nightmare.
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danathjo 8,294 posts
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Registered 14 years agoHad to show the wife that one, brilliant 
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Ha me too , csnt beelive I missed this first time round. Doubt we will find a better post -
HelloNo 2,283 posts
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Registered 13 years agopoot wrote:
Surely there are no "sides", just a loose collection of random people who go after flavour of the week targets like ADHD smartbombs. -
Viz-, er, PirateRoberts defending his point that Scotland is larger than England:
PirateRoberts wrote:
Edited by DrStrangelove at 13:56:51 28-08-2014
McEwan wrote:
A map is like comparing velocity and speed. The mountainous terrain means that the actual usable area, is more than area of the top down view of the borders that contain Scotland. England is largely flat and closer to a 1-1 top down size to usable land area.
Would you like a loan of my map? No charge! -
Yea I wasn't at that point when I posted it here. Thought "this isn't going to be beaten today".
If he's a troll, hats off. But I fear he's not. -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoScotland doesn't know how to tackle because it forgot how big it's mountains are -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDeckard1 wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2596783/Why-world-map-youre-looking-WRONG-Africa-China-Mexico-distorted-despite-access-accurate-satellite-data.html
Nah he beat that in the very same thread
PirateRoberts wrote:
What a specimen.
I also suspect that the London centric positioning of a camera on a virtual globe (of the world) showing the UK(on news channels), tends to make Scotland appear small because it is vanishing into the background a distorted view of its actual size in UK terms by top-down area. -
From the Scottish independence thread...
LeoliansBro wrote:
Sorry mowgli, the opinion of someone who has a say in EU policy trumps the opinion of someone who shat on his chair.
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