In the "User Letsgo has died" Thread:-Ddanno wrote:Edit: particularly poignant as he has, by popular demand, actually fucked off. Edited by EMarkM at 21:19:35 29-08-2016 |
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Registered 16 years agoEMarkM wrote:
Who?
In the "User Letsgo has died" Thread:-
Ddanno wrote:
Edit: particularly poignant as he has, by popular demand, actually fucked off.
1 Jan 2017 through self-asphyxiation whilst masturbating to the 2016 wiki page of celebrity deaths -
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Load_2.0 wrote:
The comments on the BBC are like smelling your fingers after you scratch your balls. You know you shouldn't but sometimes you just have to. -
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Registered 19 years agoIn the post-poll brexit thread:
Decks wrote:
Glorious, and he's not even taking this piss especially!
Ok probably a little harsh but look, you're on a forum populated primarily with 30-40 year old men. Most of us have young families. Now watching someone like yourself - slightly dim witted with a very limited understanding of the world around them - gloating because the country is falling to pieces is extremely difficult so people are going to lash out at you. It's nothing personal but you morons keep coming on here and dribbling all over the place at a time that is very difficult for anyone with an IQ above that of yeast. -
Loads ball sniff was much better. -
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Registered 16 years agoIt's been to long since anything was posted here.
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Fake_Blood wrote:
We can only hope, but he'd probably still find a way of posting about the EU.
Let's go to other planets, -
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@JamboWayOhSo you're saying don't look for a wife in Lincoln?
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I'm not sure what the original point was and the spanking sounds disgusting. I'm not into that sort of thing. I mean, imagine it, those naked buttocks bent over, quivering and scared. -
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Did your wife believe this explanation when she walked in on your attempted self fellatio? -
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Groovemeister aka SG was the cocaine snorting incest having body builder. -
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Registered 13 years agoJust SG. Played Portal 2 co op briefly with him IIRC -
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Registered 14 years agoOdd, I remember Groovemeister, but not SG. -
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Registered 19 years agoSG was MkII. Managed to keep it reigned in a fair bit; MkI was fucking off the chain. -
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Registered 9 years agoIn response to my post about getting a headset in the ps vr thread .gif)
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AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
Do it man. What's the worst that can happen? You down 350 quid. Right? It's only money, man. Okay, maybe your missus/girlfriend/partner comes home to find you deep in some game, taps you on the shoulder to get your attention, and the resultant shock puts you in a coma. And, I dunno, you wake up from it in 500 years. And TV has lied to you, and you don't get your own Wilma Dearing and some galactic princess basically squabbling over you, while you strut around all "look at my primitive walk, future womens" with impossibly silky hair. Like, maybe it's a really bad future, and the only reason they woke you up is because they ran out of perps for their Running Man show. But then you look down and, holy shit, you're actually Arnold Schwa- nope. Sorry. Bad future, remember. You still try the "I'll be back" line with the host, but everyone just looks at each other and you're suddenly the number one highlight on the show "Awkward, right?" later that night.
But on the plus side, while you're running - literally running for your life - you can tell the other unfrozen losers who are still alive how you got to play WipeOut VR, and man, those were the days; causing an irony timespace feedback loop, which means you perpetually live out the moment a fat dude covered in cheap looking flashing lights ran you over in his go kart, forever.
And, you know, that's the absolute worst case scenario, and there's a chance you could still get to be Buck Rogers.
Oh, and: but Wipeout, man. -
No more drugs for that man.
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