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  • EMarkM 29 Aug 2016 20:57:55 4,945 posts
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    In the "User Letsgo has died" Thread:-

    Ddanno wrote:
    1 Jan 2017 through self-asphyxiation whilst masturbating to the 2016 wiki page of celebrity deaths
    Edit: particularly poignant as he has, by popular demand, actually fucked off.

    Edited by EMarkM at 21:19:35 29-08-2016
  • Ddanno 29 Aug 2016 21:48:11 1,595 posts
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    I'm honoured
  • mal 29 Aug 2016 21:49:37 29,326 posts
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    Yeah, you book 'em, Ddanno!
  • mothercruncher 30 Aug 2016 18:12:22 17,828 posts
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    I give you a Highii Five O for that one.
  • Dirtbox 29 Sep 2016 07:59:35 91,412 posts
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  • Deleted user 29 September 2016 08:16:58
    Okay who's got Deebs' medal for two months ago
  • Dirtbox 29 Sep 2016 09:27:16 91,412 posts
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  • pacrifice 29 Sep 2016 11:05:18 5,247 posts
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    EMarkM wrote:
    In the "User Letsgo has died" Thread:-

    Ddanno wrote:
    1 Jan 2017 through self-asphyxiation whilst masturbating to the 2016 wiki page of celebrity deaths
    Edit: particularly poignant as he has, by popular demand, actually fucked off.
    Who?
  • Jono62 31 Mar 2017 16:59:41 25,345 posts
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    Half post of the day:

    Load_2.0 wrote:

    The comments on the BBC are like smelling your fingers after you scratch your balls. You know you shouldn't but sometimes you just have to.
  • askew 31 Mar 2017 19:53:56 21,552 posts
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    Why only half, Jono?
  • Frogofdoom 31 Mar 2017 20:16:06 16,587 posts
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    Because it wasnt the whole post
  • askew 31 Mar 2017 22:12:42 21,552 posts
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    OIC
  • mal 31 Mar 2017 23:00:39 29,326 posts
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    In the post-poll brexit thread:
    Decks wrote:
    Ok probably a little harsh but look, you're on a forum populated primarily with 30-40 year old men. Most of us have young families. Now watching someone like yourself - slightly dim witted with a very limited understanding of the world around them - gloating because the country is falling to pieces is extremely difficult so people are going to lash out at you. It's nothing personal but you morons keep coming on here and dribbling all over the place at a time that is very difficult for anyone with an IQ above that of yeast.
    Glorious, and he's not even taking this piss especially!
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 31 Mar 2017 23:24:44 25,562 posts
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    Loads ball sniff was much better.
  • Salaman 16 Jul 2017 03:30:11 23,838 posts
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  • Salaman 16 Jul 2017 03:30:12 23,838 posts
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    It's been to long since anything was posted here.

    chopsen wrote:
    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Let's go to other planets,
    We can only hope, but he'd probably still find a way of posting about the EU.
  • Graxlar_v3 5 Oct 2017 18:04:31 10,212 posts
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    Wow, has it really been a year.... anyway for the Star Wars thread

    riceNpea wrote:
    @JamboWayOh
    So you're saying don't look for a wife in Lincoln?
    There's no need to look when you're probably already living with them at your parent's house.
  • EMarkM 25 Nov 2017 11:06:58 4,945 posts
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    From the Journalism thread:-

    DukeSilver wrote:
    I'm not sure what the original point was and the spanking sounds disgusting. I'm not into that sort of thing. I mean, imagine it, those naked buttocks bent over, quivering and scared.
  • EMarkM 1 Jan 2018 14:57:47 4,945 posts
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    From The Last Jedi thread:-

    elstoof wrote:
    Did your wife believe this explanation when she walked in on your attempted self fellatio?
  • Ddanno 5 Apr 2018 12:59:22 1,595 posts
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    Fron the 'One day they may return thread'

    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Groovemeister aka SG was the cocaine snorting incest having body builder.
  • Psychotext 5 Apr 2018 13:17:35 67,165 posts
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    What was SG in full?
  • Rusty_M 5 Apr 2018 17:15:03 7,165 posts
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    Just SG. Played Portal 2 co op briefly with him IIRC
  • Psychotext 5 Apr 2018 17:22:26 67,165 posts
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    Odd, I remember Groovemeister, but not SG.
  • Rusty_M 5 Apr 2018 17:59:58 7,165 posts
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    Didn't really post much, I think. Didn't realise they were the same
  • Khanivor 5 Apr 2018 18:01:50 44,456 posts
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    SG was MkII. Managed to keep it reigned in a fair bit; MkI was fucking off the chain.
  • LegendaryApe 17 May 2018 21:07:25 2,061 posts
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    In response to my post about getting a headset in the ps vr thread :) :

    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    Do it man. What's the worst that can happen? You down 350 quid. Right? It's only money, man. Okay, maybe your missus/girlfriend/partner comes home to find you deep in some game, taps you on the shoulder to get your attention, and the resultant shock puts you in a coma. And, I dunno, you wake up from it in 500 years. And TV has lied to you, and you don't get your own Wilma Dearing and some galactic princess basically squabbling over you, while you strut around all "look at my primitive walk, future womens" with impossibly silky hair. Like, maybe it's a really bad future, and the only reason they woke you up is because they ran out of perps for their Running Man show. But then you look down and, holy shit, you're actually Arnold Schwa- nope. Sorry. Bad future, remember. You still try the "I'll be back" line with the host, but everyone just looks at each other and you're suddenly the number one highlight on the show "Awkward, right?" later that night.

    But on the plus side, while you're running - literally running for your life - you can tell the other unfrozen losers who are still alive how you got to play WipeOut VR, and man, those were the days; causing an irony timespace feedback loop, which means you perpetually live out the moment a fat dude covered in cheap looking flashing lights ran you over in his go kart, forever.

    And, you know, that's the absolute worst case scenario, and there's a chance you could still get to be Buck Rogers.

    Oh, and: but Wipeout, man.
  • JamboWayOh 17 May 2018 21:10:17 19,980 posts
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    No more drugs for that man.
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