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afghan_jones 6 Jun 2008 11:30:42 3,040 posts
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BanjoMan wrote:

afghan_jones wrote:

BanjoMan wrote:

thefilthandthefury wrote:
Is... is that god?
My Nanna died from god, you utter, utter shit.

My dog died from utter shit, you total cockraper.
Why... my cock was totally raped just last night, you stinky piss-puddle.

I know.

BECAUSE I DID IT!!!!!

BanjoMan 6 Jun 2008 11:31:18 13,692 posts
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J'accuse!!

Stevas-mkII 10 Jun 2008 15:18:33 3,848 posts
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Okay, quick rundown (seriously, I mean it): some dude created a thread asking what he thought was a pretty serious question, and got a whole heap of shit in return, so he decided to turn it around by "joining in" the "Comedy Club" (as he referred to it) by cracking some joke about hating Jews. Then Kal came in with possibly the best paraphrasing of Airplane EVER.

kalel [mod]
10 Jun '08 12:09:10

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit hating Jews.

I mean, seriously, that has to win, right? Right?

Actually, scratch that, I think this post should win.

BECAUSE I JUST DO, OKAY?

smoothpete 10 Jun 2008 15:21:51 37,743 posts
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STEVAS!!

/falls off chair

Deleted user 10 June 2008 15:23:02

As if getting the mention wasn't enough of an honour, to provoke a post from Stevas is almost too much.

opalw00t 10 Jun 2008 15:30:48 12,836 posts
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FUCK YOU UBISOFT

Stevas-mkII 10 Jun 2008 15:32:35 3,848 posts
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kalel wrote:
As if getting the mention wasn't enough of an honour, to provoke a post from Stevas is almost too much.

That better not be sarcasm I'm detecting... not after I thought to go in and edit my post so as it didn't have your name in... uh... the name you actually have in your profile anyway...

/is out of practise with this sort of thing

Yo! Smoothpete! Still smooth, I see.

And... uh... a pete.

Dammit, this is harder than I remember.

Stevas-mkII 10 Jun 2008 15:37:51 3,848 posts
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w00t wrote:
FUCK YOU UBISOFT

QFT

afghan_jones 10 Jun 2008 15:52:11 3,040 posts
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Stevas mkII wrote:

kalel wrote:
to provoke a post from Stevas is almost too much.

/is out of practise with this sort of thing

Dammit, this is harder than I remember.

Its fun to take things wholly out of context.

ProfessorLesser 10 Jun 2008 15:54:29 19,693 posts
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I can't help thinking you should be mkIII by now.

Stevas-mkII 10 Jun 2008 16:03:00 3,848 posts
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I should...
I am...
Well, in a manner of speaking...
I became Stevas_CUSP...
I had, like, clever words for all the initials and everything - like Cumulative Update Security Patch, or something - and it was sort of a reference to me being almost great...
Or at least, someone I could get along with...
Okay, marginally better - as a person, I mean...

Look, I forgot the password - okay?

ProfessorLesser 10 Jun 2008 16:14:00 19,693 posts
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/shrugs

You'll be gone again tomorrow, like a metaphor through a place of significance.

Super_Zee 10 Jun 2008 16:16:51 2,105 posts
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Rauper, will you please pay Stevas a freelance fee (or just some nice crisps) and get his reviews on the front page.

Thank you.

And welcome back.

pjmaybe 10 Jun 2008 16:17:41 70,666 posts
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Super_Zee wrote:
Rauper, will you please pay Stevas a freelance fee (or just some nice crisps) and get his reviews on the front page.

Thank you.

And welcome back.

Too late we've already nabbed him

deem 10 Jun 2008 16:18:09 31,667 posts
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Stevas, care to share your views on UEFA 2008 if you've played it?

nickthegun 10 Jun 2008 16:19:46 87,712 posts
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pjmaybe wrote:

Super_Zee wrote:
Rauper, will you please pay Stevas a freelance fee (or just some nice crisps) and get his reviews on the front page.

Thank you.

And welcome back.

Too late we've already nabbed him

Arrgh! FLASH PANEL HELL!

Super_Zee 10 Jun 2008 16:21:01 2,105 posts
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pjmaybe wrote:

Super_Zee wrote:
Rauper, will you please pay Stevas a freelance fee (or just some nice crisps) and get his reviews on the front page.

Thank you.

And welcome back.

Too late we've already nabbed him

Not been to GU since the "handover". It was a bit...Russian at that point. Looking better now.

pjmaybe 10 Jun 2008 16:23:46 70,666 posts
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It's an ongoing process. Lots of redesigns and stuff in the offing.

Stevas-mkII 10 Jun 2008 16:27:19 3,848 posts
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deem wrote:
Stevas, care to share your views on UEFA 2008 if you've played it?

Dude, I aint played it, though I'm hearing good things about it. I decided I'd stick with FIFA 08 until 09, and wait till they crowbar these improvements into a management mode I can take the toon to worldwide glory in, and therefore actually care about. What do you think of it? Should I be, like, REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FIFA 09, or what?

Deleted user 10 June 2008 16:28:15

pjmaybe wrote:
It's an ongoing process. Lots of redesigns and stuff in the offing.

Might I suggest a header that doesn't occupy 50% of the screen?

Stevas-mkII 10 Jun 2008 16:28:40 3,848 posts
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ProfessorLesser wrote:
/shrugs

You'll be gone again tomorrow, like a metaphor through a place of significance.

I'm a.. metaphor. I... hey, I like that. No, really, that works, and on so many levels. Everything makes more sense... that actually explains a lot. Thanks!

No, wait, hang the very fuck on: this place has significance now?

pjmaybe 10 Jun 2008 16:29:18 70,666 posts
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Gremmi wrote:

pjmaybe wrote:
It's an ongoing process. Lots of redesigns and stuff in the offing.

Might I suggest a header that doesn't occupy 50% of the screen?

You may indeed

Deleted user 10 June 2008 16:30:04

pjmaybe wrote:
It's an ongoing process. Lots of redesigns and stuff in the offing.

/coughs

flash_uninstall.exe

/splutters

Edit: and while we're making suggestions: may I suggest an orange and white colour scheme?

ProfessorLesser 10 Jun 2008 16:33:21 19,693 posts
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/searches pockets for more egobiscuits

pjmaybe 10 Jun 2008 16:33:29 70,666 posts
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Yep you may suggest all those things. It'll make not a blind bit of difference though as it's out of our hands. Well mine.

Stevas-mkII 10 Jun 2008 16:35:56 3,848 posts
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I don't care what the colour scheme is, as long as I get paid in smokey bacon crisps and tangfastics. You might think, "hey, dude, that's not a great step up from peanuts - you saying you're not much better than a monkey?"
You might think that.
But then, you're not aware what the rest of the universe uses as currency, are you?

Deleted user 10 June 2008 16:35:57

But you're the people's champion peej; you [u]must[/u] make our voices heard!

nickthegun 10 Jun 2008 16:36:43 87,712 posts
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More little boxes. Cant get enough of Web 2.0 little boxes.

It makes you feel like you chose it to look like that.

pjmaybe 10 Jun 2008 16:37:46 70,666 posts
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disussedgenius wrote:
But you're the people's champion peej; you [u]must[/u] make our voices heard!

We've been moaning about the design since day one. And we're assured that changes will be made.

Deleted user 10 June 2008 16:39:39

pjmaybe wrote:
We've been moaning about the design since day one. And we're assured that changes will be made.

Oh. Well that was easy.

/gets back to boring, boring work

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