Rate the last film you watched out of 100 • Non-Gaming • Film • Eurogamer.net

caligari 20 Oct 2007 11:44:19 17,945 posts
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Out of 10 is sooo last week.

silentbob 20 Oct 2007 11:46:49 29,510 posts
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Ratatouille.

Stunning CG, average comedy. Plenty heartwarming conclusion. Nice way to kill 90 minutes.

71.23%

Dirtbox 20 Oct 2007 11:48:12 91,192 posts
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speedofthepuma 20 Oct 2007 11:48:17 13,428 posts
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wait till this is 10 pages then get banned.

My first offering:

Elektra: 51.000006

Despite being glaringly bad I watched it through. Doesn't bother explaining anything, it's like a superhero movie has no need for the plot necessities other films abide by.

caligari 20 Oct 2007 11:49:51 17,945 posts
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Interiors.

The first 'non-funny' Woody Allen film that I've seen...but still surprisingly excellent.

90% - Graphics

92% - Sound

91% - Watchability

91%

silentbob 20 Oct 2007 11:50:10 29,510 posts
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NatAttack wrote:
Erm, out of ten is better IMO.

So divide by ten and round it down.

Gunstars 20 Oct 2007 11:56:31 441 posts
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Two Days in Paris

79.33333333333%

I don't usually watch this type of movie but it was really quite good. It's not as funny as everyone says it is though; the humor is on a 'Friends' level. Infact it was like one of those episodes of Friends were they actually leave the sudio and go to like London and stuff, except longer and gooder.

DarmokJalad 20 Oct 2007 11:57:38 63,703 posts
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Atonement.

One of worst Films I've ever seen.

0.0000%

speedofthepuma 20 Oct 2007 11:59:05 13,428 posts
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Razz wrote:
Atonement.

One of worst Films I've ever seen.

0.0000%

What's that out of 10? when I use my calculator and silent bob's technique it doesn't work!

I NEED TO KNOW OUT OF 10

silentbob 20 Oct 2007 11:59:28 29,510 posts
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Razz wrote:
Atonement.

One of worst Films I've ever seen.

0.0000%

Oh dear. Silly Razz.

silentbob 20 Oct 2007 12:01:11 29,510 posts
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speedofthepuma wrote:
when I use my calculator and silent bob's technique it doesn't work!

Yes it does. Are you sure you're not using a block of cheese by mistake?

speedofthepuma 20 Oct 2007 12:04:04 13,428 posts
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silentbob wrote:

speedofthepuma wrote:
when I use my calculator and silent bob's technique it doesn't work!

Yes it does. Are you sure you're not using a block of cheese by mistake?

ahhh - forgive me, I'm a little new to technology.

Psychotext 20 Oct 2007 12:04:27 65,637 posts
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/weeps for the old thread

DarmokJalad 20 Oct 2007 12:04:44 63,703 posts
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silentbob wrote:

Razz wrote:
Atonement.

One of worst Films I've ever seen.

0.0000%
Oh dear. Silly Razz.

Pardon?

It's out of percentages not out of ten. I got it right.

silentbob 20 Oct 2007 12:05:57 29,510 posts
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The score you muppet.

speedofthepuma 20 Oct 2007 12:06:41 13,428 posts
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will he get it?

The suspense is killing me.

DarmokJalad 20 Oct 2007 12:10:59 63,703 posts
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silentbob wrote:
The score you muppet.

Oh I get it! You called me silly because you disagree with my score. Yeah... that's a really grown up thing to do...

/rolls eyes

silentbob 20 Oct 2007 12:11:37 29,510 posts
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Perhaps this will help.

Atonement: Possibly one of the finest movies I've ever seen and that's despite my all pervading hatred for Kiera 'ten year old boy' Knightly. It looks sumptious, the performances are stellar without exception and the dialogue managed to swing deftly between heartwarming to heartbreaking in the blink of an eye.

Conclusion: 93% - Razz is mental.

speedofthepuma 20 Oct 2007 12:11:39 13,428 posts
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Razz wrote:

silentbob wrote:
The score you muppet.
Oh I get it! You called me silly because you disagree with my score. Yeah... that's a really grown up thing to do...

/rolls eyes

no....

silentbob 20 Oct 2007 12:14:12 29,510 posts
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Razz wrote:

silentbob wrote:
The score you muppet.
Oh I get it! You called me silly because you disagree with my score. Yeah... that's a really grown up thing to do...

/rolls eyes

It was a reaction deserving of the score. Which was equally as daft.

Deleted user 20 October 2007 12:14:55

Fracture - 67%

Trying to be more clever than it acually is, and a 'we ran out of budget' style ending.

Anthony Hopkins puts on a decent performance, but Ryan Gosling is irritating as usual, and Rosamund Pike should be banned from doing any future films. She is dull, boring, expressionless, shit at acting, and has a man's voice.

DarmokJalad 20 Oct 2007 12:15:56 63,703 posts
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o_O

The dialouge was all over the place, the acting was awful, the very concept of the film is flawed. And it's too "touchy-feely" like some kind of emo film. I burst out laughing the cinema a few times at how dreadful the acting and dialog was, I brought my self to tears on 2 occasions.

So actually, 0.00001 % for making me laugh at how shit you are.

silentbob 20 Oct 2007 12:17:04 29,510 posts
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Razz wrote:
o_O

The dialouge was all over the place, the acting was awful, the very concept of the film is flawed. And it's too "touchy-feely" like some kind of emo film. I burst out laughing the cinema a few times at how dreadful the acting and dialog was, I brought my self to tears on 2 occasions.

So actually, 0.00001 % for making me laugh at how shit you are.

ROFL!

Kami 20 Oct 2007 12:34:01 2,711 posts
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Miss Congeniality 2

Next time I call some of my friends around for an evening in, I'll be choosing the film from my DVD collection. Utter, utter shite of the highest order.

Jesus, I'd watch Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood again, just never again this bullcrap! Love Sandra Bullock, shame a lot of her films are such bollocks.

4/100 (4 for just having Sandra Bullock).

Khanivor 20 Oct 2007 17:06:59 44,110 posts
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Into The Wild - 8.5/10

A really moving and beautiful film based on the true story of a wealthy kid who jacked in society and went wandering across the USA to meet his fate in the Alasakan wilderness. William Hurt has one small scene pretty much guaranteed to make you well up, and there's a great performance from Hal Holbrook.

A poignant and inspiring film that makes you want to burn yer money and set off, albeit with an inflatable raft, just in case.

Deleted user 20 October 2007 17:10:21

Planet Terror 98.7%

The Three Burials Of Melqiades Estrada 100%

Deleted user 20 October 2007 17:12:45

I don't trust Razz no more.

Load_2.0 20 Oct 2007 17:21:34 29,927 posts
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Dr No.

(Less camp + less gadgets) x (Connery) = 87%

Genji 20 Oct 2007 17:24:15 19,682 posts
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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

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Genji 20 Oct 2007 17:24:47 19,682 posts
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