Rate the last film you watched out of 100 Page 3584

  • Jyzzy-Z 9 Nov 2017 12:39:46 3,253 posts
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    2 is very harsh. It's nowhere near as good as the original, but is well made/acted.

    Dracula 3000 is a 2/10 film. Go watch that.
  • Jyzzy-Z 9 Nov 2017 12:42:15 3,253 posts
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    "How is it bad? Every particular way you can think of: the acting, the writing, directing... I can go on for paragraphs. ... To call this film shit is an insult to fragrant brown logs everywhere."
  • thelzdking 9 Nov 2017 18:08:30 8,066 posts
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    It was okay, but I never thought the first one was any better than good. I like Spud's plot in the new one.
  • macmurphy 9 Nov 2017 20:01:45 3,080 posts
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    Miss Sloane

    One of those movies that reminds you why you watch movies.

    9/10
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 10 Nov 2017 14:39:21 6,741 posts
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    Thor Ragnorok

    DC don't stand a fucking chance do they?

    Jack Kirby visuals, thrilling action, emotional investment, great performances, humour mostly hitting the mark. Gotta be up there as one of Marbel's best so far.

    9/10
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 14:51:50 7,615 posts
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    Predator 30th anniversary

    Saw this last night at a packed out cineworld screen, with an audience who were all up for it and in on the endlessly quotable dialogue. Watching it I really did think that this kind of lean action film isn't really made anymore, it's superbly paced, got some chunky dialogue and I don't think ever seen a cooler looking Arnie. It's almost peak Arnie. It's also interesting to see how far removed the concept of the Predator has gone from this film to current day. With this film the Predator had the air of mystique and genuine horror of what it could do, the franchise has definitely lost that feeling. Don't get me started on bloody Danny Glover fighting a predator.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 10 Nov 2017 14:55:21 6,741 posts
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    @JamboWayOh Glover too old for that shit?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 14:59:16 14,288 posts
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    Although I like to pretend my favourite film is Blade Runner it's probably actually Predator. I love it with all of my heart.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 15:00:21 7,615 posts
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    @simpleexplodingmaybe

    Well that plus a specimen such as Arnie barely took it down, but an overweight cop took down a superhuman alien in a not too shabby way. Also fucking Gary Busey.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 15:01:09 14,288 posts
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    Predator 2 is great as well though.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 15:04:05 7,615 posts
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    @Decks

    If only for the inclusion of Paxton. On another note is Predator an 18 certificate as a 15 cert flashed up on the screen.
  • KnuttinAtoll 10 Nov 2017 15:04:13 5,611 posts
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    Yeah I liked both films for different reasons. P1 is action perfection, P2 is pure early 90s nostalgia (technically P1 is superior of course).
  • beastmaster 10 Nov 2017 15:14:47 18,270 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    @Decks

    If only for the inclusion of Paxton. On another note is Predator an 18 certificate as a 15 cert flashed up on the screen.
    Reclassified. Die Hard is now a 15. There are no cuts to these.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 10 Nov 2017 15:16:50 6,741 posts
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    Predator 2 was probably the first vhs I owned with sex in it
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 15:49:21 14,288 posts
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    I've masturbated to that 15 seconds of sex. Fuck me times were hard back then.
  • Deleted user 10 November 2017 15:52:48
    I fucking love Predator. It's probably my favourite film as well and I watch it several times a year. That and Aliens.
  • Dougs 10 Nov 2017 16:09:51 85,702 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I've masturbated to that 15 seconds of sex. Fuck me times were hard back then.
    Castaway was like manna from heaven
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 16:11:17 14,288 posts
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    ...
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 16:11:31 14,288 posts
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    Big Tom Hanks fan?
  • Dougs 10 Nov 2017 16:11:59 85,702 posts
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    Nah, just a volleyball fetish.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 16:14:06 14,288 posts
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    I'm confused. Is there a different Castaway or did you actually masturbate to Wilson?
  • Tonka 10 Nov 2017 16:18:52 27,959 posts
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    @JamboWayOh here's a really good fan made mini documentary about why The Predator is so good

    https://youtu.be/Ls2jtkIrqd4
  • Deleted user 10 November 2017 16:21:53
    There's a Director's Cut version where Hanks draws some boobs on Wilson.

    There's also an 80s film with Oliver Reed and Amanda Donahoe and she gets her proper lady boobs out and gets proper naked.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 16:26:30 7,615 posts
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    DukeSilver wrote:
    There's a Director's Cut version where Hanks draws some boobs on Wilson.

    There's also an 80s film with Oliver Reed and Amanda Donahoe and she gets her proper lady boobs out and gets proper naked.
    I've watched that film. Well when I say watched I mean sexually harassed myself. It was either that or looking at the underwear section of a Kay's catalogue.
  • Dougs 10 Nov 2017 16:33:30 85,702 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I'm confused. Is there a different Castaway or did you actually masturbate to Wilson?
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castaway_(film)

    Amanda Donahoe with remarkably little on. You have to put up with Ollie Reed too though.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 16:37:30 14,288 posts
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    Yeah I remember watching it, didn't realise it was called Castaway. All I remember from it is Oliver Reed lummoxing about the place like a big shaved gorilla though.
  • challenge_hanukkah 10 Nov 2017 16:41:58 6,572 posts
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    Says it all really:

  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 16:42:12 7,615 posts
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    Actually that got me reminiscing about seeing this on BBC2 one night with a teenage Jenny Agutter and her muff hanging out.

  • Deleted user 10 November 2017 16:44:49
    She always got her kit off. Didn't she get ragged off in American Werewolf as well?
  • nickthegun 10 Nov 2017 16:47:28 73,995 posts
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    The killer was treading water for an hour, missing your window of opportunity and having to hope there was a bra advert on during the break
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