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Rate the last film you watched out of 100 • Page 2535
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Trowel 21,962 posts
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bad09 8,225 posts
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Registered 11 years agoLeoliansBro wrote:
AvP has nothing to do with aliens other than borrowing the Xenomorph
Yeah, the white blood is kind of the pointer for androids in the Alien universe, so I would initially think he's human. However AvP has him living centuries earlier, so he can't be.
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sega 908 posts
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monkehhh 4,819 posts
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Registered 10 years agoThis thread needs to get back on track.
Taken. 10/10. -
Mola_Ram 17,586 posts
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Registered 6 years agoTaken is shit. -
monkehhh wrote:
This thread needs to get back on track.
Taken. 10/10. -
JiveHound 9,365 posts
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Registered 5 years agoFuck me. Just read all that. I know everyone uses this forum as an escape from work but there was far too much reasonable effort to argue with Cerberus.
No offense to the guy but I think I would rather stub cigarettes out in my eyes than struggling through that insanity. -
ScootEvil 1,117 posts
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Registered 4 years agoof course bishop is human in 3 ffs -
Gambit1977 10,396 posts
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Registered 10 years agoIs he? I read years ago he was an android and they sent him because he was a familiar face.
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beastmaster 18,099 posts
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Registered 14 years agomonkehhh wrote:
I'll be Taken this comment with a pinch of Salt.
This thread needs to get back on track.
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Trowel 21,962 posts
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Registered 15 years agobeastmaster wrote:
As the Bishop said to the Android.
monkehhh wrote:
I'll be Taken this comment with a pinch of Salt.
This thread needs to get back on track.
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Anyone seen Under The Skin yet? -
Gambit1977 10,396 posts
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Registered 10 years agocraigy wrote:
beastmaster drowned in his own drool whilst watching it.
Anyone seen Under The Skin yet? -
Tonka 27,695 posts
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Registered 14 years agoKermode saw it. -
spindle9988 4,710 posts
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Registered 11 years agoWatched ghosbusters last night. The missus had never seen in all the way through. Easy 10/10
Who bought the dog? -
beastmaster 18,099 posts
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Registered 14 years agoUnder The Skin is very much a WTF film. Really interested to see what people here think of it. -
captbirdseye 8,409 posts
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Registered 13 years agoHehe, sold for me - Johansson bobbies! -
“It’s like the thinking man’s Species meets the iconic Jamie Lee Curtis bathroom scene in Trading Places. That good.”
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nickthegun 73,345 posts
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Registered 12 years agoI dont know anyone, IRL or reviewers, who thought it was alright. Its either shit or brilliant. -
Blakester 4,391 posts
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Registered 13 years agoCaptain Phillips
Enjoyable tense but not the earth-shattering experience I was expecting. If anything I thought Hanks was perhaps a little miscast - his star-wattage not really fitting the everyman in peril narrative. I also felt it ran out of steam a little when the action moved from the ship to the lifeboat.
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HarryPalmer 5,442 posts
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Registered 12 years agoLimitless - 2/10
A film in which anything is possible, and yet nothing happens.
The concept has a nice Twilight Zone, trashy sci-fi feel to it, but it's so dumb, so morally repugnant, and so fucking boring, that any goodwill quickly evaporates.
I kept waiting for the main guy to get his comeuppance, or the film to reveal itself as some kind of satire. And then it ended.
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nickthegun 73,345 posts
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Registered 12 years agoIn the book he does get his comeuppance, in that he dies from withdrawal
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minky-kong 13,502 posts
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Registered 10 years agoAvengers Assemble
Really enjoyed it. Great action scenes (particularly the Iron Man/Thor dust up in the woods and anything involving Hulk), very funny moments, and all the heroes got a good amount of screen time each.
Other than a bit of hand-wavery vagueness about how Banner all of a sudden can control his anger for the final third I don't have any complaints about it.
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beastmaster 18,099 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThey are fucking sensational!
There's a bit at the start where she's getting dressed but the real money shots are towards the end. Well worth the wait! -
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
This is the second Peter Greenaway film I've seen, and it certainly tops the Draughtsman's Contract for out and out weirdness. Knowing that it clocked in at over two hours, the first ten minutes of TKTTHWAHL filled me with dread, but once I got a grip on the pace, I was totally gripped.
Pretty much every scene in the film is staged like a painting, Nyman's music is by turns beautiful and unnerving, the entire cast gives a top-flight performance and you never know what's coming next. I've thought about it every day since I saw it.
My only criticism is that it's perhaps not the film you should choose when your missus asks you to put some crap telly on to smooth a hungover Sunday afternoon.
Aside from that, 9/10.
Anybody got any suggestions for what my next Greenaway movie should be?
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