Explosive shits

  • Deleted user 21 October 2007 14:06:01
    What causes an explosive shit?

    I had one yesterday. It was very powerful shit litteratly flew into the toilet bowl.

    Could have been cause I was holding it for some time? I had a KFC "wicked Zinger " meal just a few minutes before.
  • Hunam 21 Oct 2007 14:06:39 20,673 posts
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    You just solved your own puzzle.
  • caligari 21 Oct 2007 14:07:27 17,956 posts
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    Halo 3.
  • morriss 21 Oct 2007 14:08:13 71,293 posts
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    Resi 4 Wii
  • Deleted user 21 October 2007 14:10:09
    Why did the KFC meal do that?

    I believe my metabolism is just so god damn awesome that it got rid of all the crap I ate within minutes of me eating.
  • Deleted user 21 October 2007 14:11:16
    caligari wrote:
    Halo 3.

    Nah not now, I'm downloading TF2 maybe later though.

    Needing a shit when your in the middle of a team slayer game is very distracting.
  • Snuffb0t 21 Oct 2007 14:15:46 506 posts
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    We need an anti-social category.
  • Deleted user 21 October 2007 14:36:58
    Im brewing one now, I'll let you know how many megatons it is.
  • Dirtbox 21 Oct 2007 14:38:50 92,425 posts
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  • heyyo 21 Oct 2007 14:39:14 14,356 posts
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    Last week I took such a massive shit, it got stuck in the toilet and wouldn't flush, I had to pull it out with my hands and leave it in the bath to melt.

    It was like a fucking snake I tell you.
  • Deleted user 21 October 2007 14:40:33
    Bit of a let down. only 0.01 megatons this time.

    I obviously need to eat more crap.
  • Dirtbox 21 Oct 2007 15:14:54 92,425 posts
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  • JuanKerr 21 Oct 2007 15:18:39 37,710 posts
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    I was going to link a rather appropriate picture in this thread, but I'm not going to for fear of being banned from EG.

    Some of you might have seen it - 'faecal Japan' ring any bells?
  • Dirtbox 21 Oct 2007 15:20:14 92,425 posts
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  • JuanKerr 21 Oct 2007 15:24:15 37,710 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    I was going to link a rather appropriate picture in this thread, but I'm not going to for fear of being banned from EG.

    Some of you might have seen it - 'faecal Japan' ring any bells?
    Tubgirl?

    That's so 2003.

    I know its a bit passe, but you'd be surprised how many people haven't seen it and how shocked they are when they do.
  • armyourfists 21 Oct 2007 17:01:45 917 posts
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    I find that the boiling a kettle method doesn't really work. When I was living in Leeds with loads of friends and my diet was purely takeaway, 5+ kettles of boiled water wouldn't even make a dint in the gigantic turds I forced out.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 21 Oct 2007 19:15:31 47,501 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    I was going to link a rather appropriate picture in this thread, but I'm not going to for fear of being banned from EG.

    Some of you might have seen it - 'faecal Japan' ring any bells?
    Tubgirl?

    That's so 2003.

    I know its a bit passe, but you'd be surprised how many people haven't seen it and how shocked they are when they do.
    A Gizmodo editor posted that pic on the Kotaku front page this week. It was up there for 20 minutes before they could take it down.
  • Ares 21 Oct 2007 20:58:33 1,818 posts
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    /ruefully discards half-eaten Wispa
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  • hedben2013 8 Jan 2021 10:25:10 2,102 posts
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    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
  • General_Martok 8 Jan 2021 10:31:49 2,296 posts
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    I'm pretty sure I created this thread and I'm doing a shit right now.

    The Internet is truly amazing.
  • Nanocrystal 8 Jan 2021 10:33:20 2,473 posts
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    I preferred the "describe your last shit with a movie title" thread.
  • BreadBinLidHero 8 Jan 2021 10:36:48 10,664 posts
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    Having just had a pretty low-powered shit this bump has made me envious.
  • JamboWayOh 8 Jan 2021 10:48:22 24,368 posts
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    What's with all the necro threads being ressurected of late?
  • Rogueywon 8 Jan 2021 10:49:34 11,972 posts
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  • Rogueywon 8 Jan 2021 10:49:36 11,972 posts
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    @JamboWayOh A feeling that while threads like "Circumcised Penises" added a lot to the overall classiness of the forum frontpage, we could still do a lot better.
  • gammonbanter 8 Jan 2021 10:50:53 2,265 posts
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    Eating something greasy and with some spice/chilly will always activate the waste disposal system!
  • IRWATWO 8 Jan 2021 10:52:59 1,208 posts
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    If this is some sort of new 'Best of EG' thing going on, it would be best to look up the definition of 'best'.
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