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Global warming my eye. It's f'in freezin' up 'ere! Just 2 weeks ago my dad is all "You'll still be able to mow your lawn in November cos it's so warm, so I'd leave it" /stares at frost Yeah, course. /dons an extra cardy /chucks another tard on the fire Snow before December. You heard it here first. |
It's a touch on the cold side.
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Lutz 48,870 posts
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Lutz 48,870 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHalo_3-Liverpool_0 wrote:
Well can someone please reboot the bitch? My cockles are chilly!
It's mother nature shutting down. -
lost_soul 9,372 posts
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Registered 19 years agoPut some pants on then. -
Cloudane 1,974 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI had to walk five miles in the countryside this morning to get to a bloody bus stop as I was coming home from my sleep-in shift at work.
It didn't help with me wearing bloody shorts, a t-shirt and thin jumper on top; I was freezing. The only reason why I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt is because it was so bloody warm yesterday when I arrived in for work at 4pm.
I'm home now though... lovely warm house. -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI actually had to buy a coat a few weeks ago.
That p!ssed me off. -
MrWorf 64,187 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI woke up with a Canadian Tuba player this morning, I must of really drunk after the performance last night. ;_; She seems like a nice girl though, just a little o nthe heavy side. :/ -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRazz wrote:
She seems like a nice girl though, just a little o nthe heavy side. :/
Keep her for the winter. The body heat given off from big girls can warm a flat for a good few months. -
Razz wrote:
I woke up with a Canadian Tuba player this morning
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tombo 2,170 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI guess you didn't need to tell her not to blow down the bell-end...
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I want to have Razz' (sex) life.
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Spin_Dr_Wolf 6,170 posts
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Registered 18 years agoIts not that cold down in the south, and if we get snow before christmas (down here i mean)...
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FluffyTucker wrote:
Best time of year this, cold crisp and dry... festive
Yeah, it does give me a nostalgic vibe at this time of year. -
24 degrees here. Everyone's out in t-shirts & sandals. Bloody weird weather! -
Khanivor 44,800 posts
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Registered 20 years agoIt's getting colder here.
Had to put on shoes for the first time last week ;D -
I'm not complaining but it hardly feels like autumn. The colours are incredible this year, but I want to see my breath and wrap up warm! It's just lacking all atmosphere. -
Khanivor 44,800 posts
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Registered 20 years agoOh aye, the colours here are so beautiful. With the drought the leaves are turning at all kind of different rates, so there's still plenty of green in amongst all the yellows and reds. Add to that all the tree-covered mountains and ridges that surround the city and it really is a sight to behold.
I have to be careful driving to work each day as there are a few panoramas that could easily have me driving over the side of the mountain if I pay them too much attention
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Razz wrote:
Seriously, how many different women do you fuck a week? Do they know about each other? DO you only stick to foreigners, Alan Partridge style, or do you charitably allow British women have a go on the Razzcock as well?
I woke up with a Canadian Tuba player this morning, I must of really drunk after the performance last night. ;_; She seems like a nice girl though, just a little o nthe heavy side. :/ -
frod wrote:
Indeed it is. Because that's what's happening, as opposed to the previously held belief that all we were doing was making everything warmer.
Lutz wrote:
Global warming my eye.
I thought it was now called "climate change". -
Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoOwen-B wrote:
Razz wrote:
Seriously, how many different women do you fuck a week? Do they know about each other? DO you only stick to foreigners, Alan Partridge style, or do you charitably allow British women have a go on the Razzcock as well?
I woke up with a Canadian Tuba player this morning, I must of really drunk after the performance last night. ;_; She seems like a nice girl though, just a little o nthe heavy side. :/
Razz is a man whore, he knows how to get sex and does. Don't be jealous, i'm sure he's really bad at tying his shoe laces, something i've heard you are fantastic at. All equals out. -
Owen-B wrote:
Razz wrote:
Seriously, how many different women do you fuck a week? Do they know about each other? DO you only stick to foreigners, Alan Partridge style, or do you charitably allow British women have a go on the Razzcock as well?
I woke up with a Canadian Tuba player this morning, I must of really drunk after the performance last night. ;_; She seems like a nice girl though, just a little o nthe heavy side. :/
I think it's a bit like the 92 club where footy fans try and visit the grounds of every single league club. Except Razz is working his way through the various members of the united nations. -
Hunam wrote:
I'd be jealous if I was single or in a loveless relationship with a hag/your mum. As it happens I've managed to not have to tie my laces for years, which is a real relief.
Owen-B wrote:
Razz wrote:
Seriously, how many different women do you fuck a week? Do they know about each other? DO you only stick to foreigners, Alan Partridge style, or do you charitably allow British women have a go on the Razzcock as well?
I woke up with a Canadian Tuba player this morning, I must of really drunk after the performance last night. ;_; She seems like a nice girl though, just a little o nthe heavy side. :/
Razz is a man whore, he knows how to get sex and does. Don't be jealous, i'm sure he's really bad at tying his shoe laces, something i've heard you are fantastic at. All equals out.
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Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI suppose after the 3 years training and wining of the International Shoe Lace Tying Championship i'd get sick of tying them too. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoTis a bit John Noblin. -
thehat 1,831 posts
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Registered 16 years agoIce on the floor today. My summery no-grip shoes made getting to work interesting.
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI had a great walk to work this morning, the Thames was looking quite lovely. -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoLoved watching the local chavmong pile his car into one of the steel bollards in our street this morning because he thought that fishtailing out of his parking space as fast as possible was a good move in weather like this.
There is such a thing as karma.gif)
It's so cold this morning that I've cut two holes in my bra.
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spazmo 2,838 posts
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Registered 17 years agoCycling this morning with a freshly buzzed no.1 head and no gloves. Yeah it was cold. -
catterz 8,763 posts
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Registered 19 years agoIt should be warm in the office, except someone from despatch opens the door leading to the warehouse every 5 minutes for one reason or another bringing an unwelcoming chill with it. -
Don't complain give me this any day over the grey and wet weather we had last week.
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